Happy Friday folks! This is my shill post. You'll get a shill message of course with the same thing pretty much.
Firstly lemme bitch about something. Ya know I don't have too many IRL friends. I don't mind that. Most of mine are back at my home state and since I moved a while back I'm pretty far from my friends around here. We're all busy with our lives being adults and all so meeting up is rare. I've mentioned this a few times here and there and you know what the most annoying fucking response is?
"I'd totally be your friend I'd fuck you every day hurrdurr" this type of reply. Like do you even know what a friend is dude? Jesus fucking christ you're not looking for a friend you're looking to type out your fantasy that would never happen. Super annoying. And I know I'm actually calling some of you out here yes you should feel shame. Most of them are on Reddit though.
So why did I bitch about that? It's because I don't want you fuckers to get ideas with this next shill
"Best Friend Helps You Get Over Your Ex"
Like the name suggests I act as your best friend. You give me a ringy ding ding and let me know you and your girlfriend just broke up. Apparently I secretly want your D and basically that happens. Features some POV blowjobbery and some vaginal fuckery
Now some notes about this video
- It's older. Quality is a bit lower than the recent stuff
- The dildo is a fairly normal sized penis dildo. Not some monstrosity cock.
- Very roleplay focused. You have a best friend you had a crush on for years and years? Probably don't get this video. I don't think that's a good mental state to have.
So anyway it's really just a run of the mill fantasy POV video ya know?
Here's the cringey MV description:
Oh no! You and your girlfriend broke up?! I'm so sorry! How about you come over, and we can hang out and watch a movie and try and get over this together? I'll do anything I can to help! I want you to be happy! I've always wanted you to just be happy. Maybe we can figure out another way to help you get over her? I wouldn't mind doing just about anything you want!
Hiya~! This is a POV roleplay video about helping you get over your ex girlfriend! In this video you call to tell me you and your girlfriend just broke up! I do what any good friend should and help you get over her by inviting you over
Also I'm not gonna make a cover picture cause I'm tired. I'll just use some random ass picture.
Good morning my beauts. Should my next brand new release shill be a deepthroat throatpie video or a feet video? Both are ready but I dunno what to do first. Probably tomorrow.
I just got done filming and I hope these two turned out well. Lets vibe for a minute though I wanna ramble. This ramble will be in place of my shill. I'm trying to shill a bit less. Just a bit. Like maybe 6 days a week instead of 7 or something.
But anyway I wanted to ramble about some stuff.
Firstly - OnlyFans has been awesome. I've mentioned I was hesitant to jump into it and I wish I had sooner. I'm digging being free to subscribe since that was my original intention. I've toyed with a pay to subscribe but I like what I do now. I'm not really good at keeping to a content schedule and I don't wanna continue to over promise and under deliver. But I'm digging OnlyFans right now on the free to subscribe and just putting my videos out here as well as another avenue for peeps to buy. I wanna get better about doing more short clips and picture sets so I hope to do that soon too. Thank you everyone who making this place a fun place to be.
Second I wanna mention my customs and MV contests. I typically seriously enter 2 contests a year with those being May and December. I take a large amount of customs during those times. Honestly every single time I tell myself I'll work on the customs as they come in but that never ends up being the case. Contest stress, contest lows and highs, etc all keep me from filming. So at the end of a contest I have a large list of customs I gotta pound (huehue) out. That seriously causes me to be anxious and feel burned out before I even get to it. Customs and premade videos are pretty much all I do. I don't do live stuff for the most part BECAUSE I get overly anxious about it. This coupled with actually burning out trying to get through it makes my wait times longer than I want them to be and I'm sorry about that.
I have people who've had customs on my list for a very, very long time and their patience is amazing and I appreciate them. I try to get customs out as quick as possible but sometimes things happen. My throat hurts from a deepthroat video and needs some time to not feel sore. I get my period. And a whole bunch of other things. But I do keep trying to move forward with everything.
Thirdly - This is, when it boils down to it, my job. This is my primary source of income. I actually started all this because I left my ex and I had absolutely nothing. I was too poor to go back home and my parents couldn't really afford to help me either. I stayed at a friends place at the time who let me rent a room out for real cheap. He was a good dude but the house was kinda really kinda gross. Roaches and the like. Didn't wanna stay there long.
Through some non-porn methods I was able to rent an apartment but on a very, very shaky foundation. It was really not a smart idea at the time but I did it. Having absolutely no money after my expenses and having a couple months of rent exactly I decided to try the NSFW side of reddit. I sold Kik shows for very cheap prices to just make enough to get food once in a while and such. Panties were my big thing at the time when I first started and I sold quite a few. But nowadays I don't sell nearly as much.
I started to get video requests and eventually started MV. Through MV I had one person who was really, really generous. He voted for me in a contest I was running in at the time. The MV Awards one. He pushed me, by himself, into the top row gaining me a lot of visibility. And from there on it all spiraled into what I do now.
I'll never not be thankful for what I do now. I hated me call center job that I had when I was with my ex (although I loved the people I worked with) and this fits me way, way better. That's sorta where I came from.
Now I do enough to support myself and save for school in the future. I've always wanted to be a Vet and I still want to be although I'm not exactly sure what my plans are right now. School is expensive. COVID has made it awkward as well right now. I don't want debt. Debt scares the shit out of me and I don't want student loans or any of that if I can avoid it. Lowkey keep hoping the US will do something about the ridiculous ass college inflation prices.
Fourth - Regardless of feeling burned out, tired, exhausted, sometimes depressed, etc I'm always thankful for this. I love what I do. I'm gonna do my best to keep on going for as long as I can.
And lastly - I hope to be able to do something extra special for the December contest on MV. I hope to potentially maybe do a g/g video if the conditions are right. I've been toying with the idea and I feel like I'm ready to do something a bit more. So we'll see. I think it'll happen regardless at some point.
I wanna again just say thank you. I have my lows and I have my highs but my low points now versus 4 years ago or so is much, much higher than those times. Thank you to my OnlyFans, Discord, MV, Reddit, etc etc for making that possible.
I'm a little burned out so I'm taking things a bit slower. My shill today will only be on the wall and it's just some pictures and a clip of me putting a buttplug in my butt. Standard stuff. Some nudes. Some clothed. Just feeling a lack of energy so I'm not gonna force myself into it and just have a lazy shill day.
Hopefully y'all are having a good day <3
I affectionally dub this video "Don't try this at home" but it's actually called
"Public Changing Room Orgasm & Cum GF RP"
So basically this is a video where I do naughty shit in a Victoria Secret changing room. Just my little pay back for charging like $90 for a god damn bra and shit. Their panty deals be pretty good though.
I want to preface this by saying I bought the thing "used" in this video when I tried it on. So basically it's a light roleplay video where I'm your girlfriend giving you a little video of me being naughty but mostly it's for you dudes who like the taboo public stuff. I'm in the changing room and I try on stuff and it's very obvious by the noise that I'm in a public changing room.
Expect some awkwardness, embarrassment, attempted sexiness, masturbation, and A+ acting skills. No title page but I will put the short ass preview for this because I'm feeling lazy like a daisy.
Check your messages cause I'll shill the same shill into your shillbox and you don't wanna double up on the shill purchases. Also btw Lucid Air looks cool af. Still want a Tesla but EVs are so cool looking lately. I hope the tech keeps getting more advanced.
There's no long winded explanation for this video. It's a deepthroat video. I throat shit. I throat it an angle a lot of you whine and bitch for. So I did it. Look at me pleasing the masses and shit. So yeah that's about it. The preview you get DMed will probably be a better indicator of what's in the video. Mostly I just use a big normal dildo to throat fuck myself so you can see my throat going boing boing a bit and then use my Chance dildo. Throatpie included.
Next video will likely be anal/normal vaginal stuff so ya know. If you aren't into the deepthroat stuff and you've been itching for something new but not throaty hopefully I got something coming your way soon.
I wanna take the rest of this message to thank you all again. Like honestly I really enjoy what I do. There's good days and bad days but at the end of the day I am very thankful for having the fans and the followers and the supporters I do. I hope to do this for years to come regardless of where I end up. I'm very out and proud about what I do to my family and they're beyond supportive and happy that I'm happy. You all are a big part of the reason for that. My absolute favorite thing to do after winning an MV contest is calling my mom and just being excited with her.
Thank you all for making that possible <3
Good morning to all of you lovely lepers. It's a work day for me and the start of a new work week for many of you so I hope you're able to get through it! Just some random ass picture attached not related.
Alright folks! Here are your winners from the raffle! I'll be contacting winners in the morning! Please remember even if you didn't win you'll still be getting an exclusive full length clip :)
20 Minute Custom: @GiantWhiteGuy!
10 Minute Custom: @unknwnlifeforce!
5 winners for premade vid of your choice: @hernshot, @beneboy89627, @u22380029, @xmxmx, @celeggur!
I'll be contacting the winners tomorrow sometime :)
I couldn't think of more prizes tbh. I'll try and make sure I have it more fleshed out for the next one but I had fun with this one and I'm looking forward to doing one again in the future once I have less customs in my queue. I hope everyone has a good night!
Good morneveningnoon. I shall present my shill for the day. My new shill is an old shill. This is not a deepthroat video shill though. A lot of you are here from the recent reddit post on makemesuffer and probably are interested in the deepthroat things and you can find those if you look around but today I am specifically shilling a non-deepthroat one. Today is an older video and very much more vanilla than you're probably used to from me. It consists of panties and masturbation and getting my panties all wet and other stuff in that nature. I mean it's a very vanilla, plain masturbation type of thing. Maybe you want a break from large silicone dildos down my throat. Or maybe you don't. Either way this is what you get shilled to you today. It's titled "Pink Victoria Secret Panty Playtime" on my MV and some of you probably have it so ya know. Avoid it if you do. I might release that new deepthroat clip tomorrow. Not sure. We'll see.
I'm gonna make you a deal. Here's a clip of me jiggling my butt. In return you spread just a little bit of positivity today okay? Cool. Pet a fish. Kiss a dog. I dunno be creative.
COVIDepression is starting to catch up to me. I'm a bit behind y'all not gonna lie. I spent a lot of today just sorta pushing things off. I'll have the raffle drawing done before the weekend is over though I promise. Tomorrow I'm gonna be doing a little something for me so I get outta this funky mood.
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In this video I try out different toys to get myself to gape as wide as I can for you to see! I use various things such as a gigantic glass plug and a couple different Bad Dragon dildos (including the Chance!) The video features a lot of masturbation and close-ups to show you my gape attempts nice and close!
As usual you'll get a message shill as well. Gonna be the same message though cause I like this one
I ain't really sure what to shill today folks. I've been plowing through my old stuff pretty quick.
I guess I'll go back to some of the old stuff. This is a roleplay one that involves you being the big super duper jock man. You're partying it up. I'm partying it up. We bump. And then we "bump". Very focused on roleplay here. I'm also SO FUCKING CLEVER because I stuffed a pair of boy jeans so it legit looks like jeans being worn kinda. But I'm pretty proud of that. No long winded story again today it's a bit late and I've throat blasted myself for a video so I'm just ready to hit the tub and cry over my lack of a Tesla.
btw y'all are cute. Nice dicks. Nice vagina. You're looking good. Those jeans make your butt look nice. Your shoes are awesome. Your hair looks amazing.
You know what's a scam? Lootboxes. You know what I should do? OnlyFans lootboxes. Open one and who knows what you might get? Some absolute trash you don't want. Maybe something you already have and can't use! Maybe the ultra rare .0000001% chance for the legendary super rare item that every streamer seems to have somehow.
Good morning nerds and more nerds. I'll be doing the raffle drawing tomorrow don't forget. I'm just gonna use a website that will random pick someone. I'll record it and stuff and then announce the winners. I'm still not sure on what additional prizes I wanna do yet but I'mma figure it out. Also I haven't forgotten about a nice little exclusive clip for the ticket holders. Coming soon (tm)
No fancy introductions needed. No long stories. This video speaks for itself. Many if not most of you are here because of my "throat antics". You've heard rumors of hospitalizations from my shenanigans. Well they aren't true but I like that they add to my legend.
Here's Extreme Strapdown Deepthroat 2: Boogaloo. The sequel to the first. It's in the same vein but I use a canvas belt which makes things much easier this time around. This time I do it much more successfully. I will say there's no throatpie in this one because I use the tube to help with the strapping basically. But I do get off with the thing strapped down my throat. Hoping this will propel me into the upper echelon elite of the porn world.
You will of course get this same thing in your DMs. I feel like some of you double bought the last Mom one so you either really liked the mom thing or you made a mistake. If you made a mistake I can't help you you'll need to contact support. If you did it on purpose I might love you but only time will tell.
Alright folks did you ever just wish you could fuck your (at the time) like 20 year old mom in the ass? You, who is likely older than that? Yeah don't you just wish you could have taken YOUR MOMS ANAL VIRGINITY?
Well if you haven't been absolutely turned off by now I'm a little scared of you. But also you might like this video. Lemme describe it as best as I can.
"The noon sun was beating down on the world as she sat in her cool, air conditioned room. She was sprawled out on her couch lazily reading her new novel. The wind from the air conditioning unit was gently blowing against her heaving bosoms as the cold kiss of the air perked her perky nipples perkily.
She shuddered a bit before wrapping herself tighter in her blanket, letting one long, slender, voluptuous leg fall out from beneath the covers to enjoy the cold air. Her eyes were intently focused on the words as her breathing steadily got faster. As her eyes moved along the pages her perky perked breasts twitched and writhed with excitement. Her legs slowly opened of their own accord as her lady flower started to dew. One hand involuntarily started moving down towards her body, eagerly rushing towards her wet spot. Her eyes started to savor every word as each new word brought forth a new wave of mental excitement. Unable to withstand the excitement her hands eagerly probe and prod at her favorite spot.
Suddenly a knock on the door and panic sets in. She rushes to put down her copy of American Psycho as she composes herself. She releases the breath she didn't know she was holding as sat up straight and said 'Come in'.
Her son walks in. He's a (enter your age here for real immersion but also I'm like 20 again here so it's probably gonna break it either way) year old man. He retained much of his fathers features but received soft touches of herrs as well. He had well muscled arms and a broad chest. His hair was roughly tousled and unkempt like he just got out of bed. He was a very bright and handsome man but he never seemed to have a girlfriend.
"Hi son what's up?" she ask as casually as possible trying to hide what she were doing earlier.
"Hey mom I just wanted to let you know I'll be out later today. Do you need anything before I go?" he asked. What a good son he is.
She think to herself about a word she heard recently that has been nagging at her. She figure he'd know since he's (lmao) "younger" than her.
"Yeah I was talking with someone earlier. They mentioned a word I wasn't sure of. Do you know what Anal means?" she asked.
A look of shock passes over his face before he looks down, his face steaming red. He looks nervous and unsure how to answer her.
"Uh I mean do you really not know what that is? How did that even come up?" he asked her embarrassingly.
"I was talking to my friend and she mentioned she tried it. I wasn't sure what it was. I figured it was some sort of recently popular food. I figured it'd be a fun thing to try!"
"Uh no, Mom. It's...uh...well.. it's sex, but in the butt" he blurts out
She looks taken aback and her face also glows red from embarrassment.
"Oh...Oh well thank you for letting me know. I mean I probably won't be trying that..."
And here ends the tale of how this whole video got started. Let your imaginations run wild from here as I can't be assed to write more to this story.
So anyway if you haven't figured it out this is a roleplay video where I roleplay a mom and you, the viewer, are my son. For some reason you fuck my ass. Yep. Here's the MV description: This is an intense roleplay POV video where I come to you, my son, with a curiosity of anal! I ask you to help me along as I explore my ass and asshole with my fingers before moving onto toys. I get so excited and enjoy it so much I want to feel you inside me! I get you inside my ass where you finally finish inside me! This video features a lot of close ups and anal play as well as a POV anal ride and anal cumshot!
So it's an older video. I'll be sending this to your messages as well so I can double dip on ya bitches. Enjoy I think?
