Good morning my fellow hooligans. Let us hooli on this glori..
Good morning my fellow hooligans. Let us hooli on this glorious day of humps.
2020-08-05 16:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my fellow hooligans. Let us hooli on this glorious day of humps.
2020-08-05 16:36:52 +0000 UTC View PostI need to get a Tesla soon or this is going to get.....out of hand.......HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2020-08-05 01:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostThese are real testimonies from real clients. Not paid actors. ***** - "Absolutely amazing. Stunning cinematography and brilliant story. Will keep you on edge the whole way through" ***** - "No ones gonna come right out and say it but this was better than Lemon Stealing Whores. There. I said it." ***** - "The brilliant performance by MissPrincessKay overshadows any flaws. Oscar-worthy performance by this newcomer" ***** - "Pls give me pussy nude video" * - "I have no joy in my life and think everything sucks" ** - "Amazing video. Great work. But she needs real dick" **&sd2^**@#%!** - "I dunno how ratings work" Plot Synopsis: MissPrincessKay (MissPrincessKay), the daughter of Kirby (Big Ed), is caught in a war between tentacles and is helpless to save herself from the Tentacle King (Primal Hardwere), the ruler of the Tentacles. With nothing left to lose, MissPrincessKay heads off on a dangerous quest to prove her worth as the daughter of Kirby and sucking the Tentacle King down her throat before he can lay waste to Earth. Boring (but real) synopsis: Watch me deepthroat my biggest and longest dildo yet hard and fast while begging for more! I get extremely messy as I take more down my throat than I ever have before! I got this specifically to push my limits! I take the dildo down as deep as I can and you can watch me tear up as I fall more and more in love with deepthroating! It's an older video at this point so ya know longest and biggest is a bit untrue.
2020-08-04 21:17:03 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my fellow buttheads. To give you a glimpse into my every morning I gotta wade through like 40 of these types of messages. He did not receive a pussy nude video though F's in the comments for the thirsty fallen
2020-08-04 15:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostSoon to ascend and become Durga Herself.
2020-08-04 01:33:24 +0000 UTC View PostOkay no more butts or tits. I am now going to make this exclusively where I show off my gymnastics
2020-08-03 22:10:38 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. So lets set the record straight. Look I have nothing against whatever kink you might have. Just don't do illegal shit. Animal stuff is not my kink. I know the dildos I use from Bad Dragon are shaped in various animal parts but I get them because 1) they're super high quality and 2) they're popular with the peoples. I, myself, do not want to do an animal. The only thing I want to do it give them pets on the head. When I started out with my Bad Dragon yes, I realized it looks like a horses peepee. But Bad Dragon has a good reputation for high quality dildos and this one was the longest dildo I could find on their website without being too thicc for me to deepthroat. I'm honestly very tired of all the DMs from people asking me to do it with a real animal and shit like that. I've even gotten ridiculous offers from "studios" do make shit for them. Not gonna happen ever. Ever ever ever. You could offer me the entire Tesla company and I'd still say no. Now this video is titled "Addicted To Horse Cock and Cum" and it was a custom video ordered by someone. It's somewhat older now but my god do I still get a fuck ton of people messaging me with shit I don't wanna read. It's a fairly good deepthroat video but the concept is just as the title sounds. I will re-iterate again for those with bad eyesight reading this. I do not want to do sexual things with animals. It's a fucking video that someone ordered. I actually don't even take these type of videos anymore because I'm so sick and tired of all the fucking messages about it. So don't make me regret this you fucks. This is my shill for today and I'm still pretty hesitant on it. But still. Decent deepthroat video I think a lot of people will enjoy. You enjoy the horse roleplay part too? Good for you. You can have your kinks. Just don't push them onto me. Now of course this will be shilled into your messages too with basically this exact same disclaimer and the preview and shit so don't get it twice.
2020-08-03 19:32:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning dudes and dudettes. Today I plan on shilling a video I've been a little hesitant on shilling. I'll explain in the shill later but for now here's a picture to start your Monday
2020-08-03 15:46:31 +0000 UTC View PostHeaddddd Shoulders Knee And Dildos Day 6 and I'm not sure how long this is gonna take I probably didn't think this through
2020-08-03 01:30:22 +0000 UTC View PostSo I kinda wanna do a side hustle some day. It's always been on my list of to dos. I was thinking of making these pins or something. But a work in progress
2020-08-02 23:28:54 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so I just added the clip to the end of this one. This is 4 clips strung together. One is me deepthroating a tentacle (not the infamous super long one this one is much thicker). One is my showing my butt and putting a finger up my butt. Another is me spanking myself. And lastly the little clip of me trying to do the Beyonce Single Ladies dance. This is my shill for this Sunday since it's a Lazy Sunday. Of course I'm gonna send this exact same thing to your messages. Be careful to not double buy it.
2020-08-02 21:57:18 +0000 UTC View PostY'all don't do this. It's cringe af.
2020-08-01 23:04:03 +0000 UTC View PostOh you know what I'm gonna shill today? My last camshow on MV Live. That sounds fun. I've had the files forever but I haven't done shit with it but that sounds fun. It's like 3 hours long though
2020-08-01 15:59:40 +0000 UTC View PostAlright good morning OnlyFans! The Raffle is officially closed! No more entries will be counted anymore. If you tip now you do it purely because you love spending money and not because you want a raffle ticket. Once the raffle is done completely I'll archive the post or something. Good luck to all ticket holders! I'll hopefully have the results announced in a couple days. I gotta figure out the best way to do this lmao. I'll be sending out other stuff I promised soon too in the coming days. I'll also announce a full prize list before the drawing. Good luck to all ticket holders! Here's a pic of me hoping for all of you nerds
2020-08-01 14:51:59 +0000 UTC View PostOh shit I almost forgot the raffle ends whenever the fuck I wake up tomorrow so last chance tonight! Also happy Friday y'all. <3 Old Ariel cosplay
2020-07-31 20:59:36 +0000 UTC View PostAlright actually I gotta shill. I feel incomplete and without joy if I don't shill. Even if it's the lowest of low efforts of shill. So here's a bunch of clips mashed together with absolutely no effort put into it. Old clips and less old clips. Just random shit. It might be porn, it might be my toe. I dunno. I'm running on -10% battery. I wouldn't blame you for skipping this one I might have just pulled a Cardi B and filmed myself with massive diarrhea
2020-07-31 19:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostDay 4. I'm running out of real estate in not weird places. I may be tired but we gotta keep it up.
2020-07-31 18:54:12 +0000 UTC View PostHoly FUCK I'm tired. Holy FUCK my sleep schedule is fucked up. I'm trying to ride like 3 hours of sleep to get me through today. So anyway yeah that's where I am and where I've been. I didn't answer a lot of the messages cause my head is literally dizzy. Probably no shill today cause I think I'm trying to prevent myself from passing out all over the place. I dunno take this picture and be appeased you monsters
2020-07-31 18:17:10 +0000 UTC View PostDay 3 things are getting weird. Holding a new dildo every day til I get a Tesla I swear to fuck.
2020-07-30 18:08:45 +0000 UTC View PostSo no one told you life was gonna be this waayyyyy *clap clap clap clap* Your jobs a joke You're broke Your love life is DOA It's like you're always stuck in second gear When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll deepthroat for youuuuuuu (When the rain starts to pour) I'll deepthroat for youuuuuuu (Like I've always done before) I'll deepthroat for youuuuuuu ('Cause you're paying for me too) I deepthroat a really big dildo that's like the size of my arm. I don't deepthroat it all the way cause my mouth does not open wide enough. Shilling early today because I'mma be spending a lot of time touching up my hair today and then doing some filming somewhere else. But yeah this is a brand new one y'all so get it if you want it. Dildo was fucking stupidly big. Like if I threw it at you I'd probably knock you the fuck out.
2020-07-30 16:12:56 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else watching the Big Tech Antitrust Hearing? Zucc looking more and more like a non-human and Google's Pichai sidestepping questions so hard. Anyway here's my shill y'all. "Schoolgirl Wants Your Big Cock and Cum" In this video I am Sailor Kay who must protect the world from the evil Queen Beryl. In order to master my Sailor powers I must tame the legendary Bad Dragons. In this episode you'll see me attempt to tame Chance, the first of the great Bad Dragons. In order to tame them you must master the Bad Dragons in every hole. Earth. Wind. Fire. Air. Or something like that. So older video. But you'll get a damn good view of me fucking myself. I'm in a school girl uniform. A bit of sucking. A bit of attempted riding but it's a floppy fucking dick you can't ride a fucking worm. And a creampie with a good view of it coming right back out. I look much more innocent here as well which some of you pervs like. Buy it please k my ranking is tanking and I'mma cry. Or don't buy it because the worlds gonna blow up soon or something it's whatevs. Boring description: This little school girl gets woken up by the biggest cock she's ever seen! She has no choice but to please it! In the end she wants nothing more than for cum in her!
2020-07-29 21:51:17 +0000 UTC View PostDay 2.... this is like the last normal day. Day 3 is when shit gets weird. Are you sure you want this? Tesla now or suffer
2020-07-29 20:38:43 +0000 UTC View PostMan all my pictures I took to post here are like super explicit so I can't post them anymore. Here's an old selfie I guess don't worry about the door number I don't live there anymore can't doxx me nerds
2020-07-29 20:17:14 +0000 UTC View PostA little vanilla clip. I basically fuck myself with my metal toy thingy. Vagina stuff. Not mouth or butt stuff. Nice and short orgasm. You know to start the day. It's also on MV Crush so don't get it here if you're subbed there
2020-07-29 18:21:51 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning good morning to you all!
2020-07-29 15:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostEyyyyyy we did it. Alright here's my little blooper and an additional 10 minute custom has been added to the raffle
2020-07-29 01:12:08 +0000 UTC View Post