Good morning my darlings <3
Good morning my darlings <3
2020-10-11 15:46:06 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for all the well wishes y'all. Sorry if I wasn't able to respond a lot of messages to get through. Feeling a lot better today so hoping to get back in the saddle Monday. No shill for today. Haven't really gone over my list and stuff to decide on what to shill but I'mma link my deepthroat simulator video post again cause I'm still pretty proud of that video. But yeah one more day of chill for me before trying to do anything right now. But seriously thank y'all a lot. New content soon I promise <3 https://onlyfans.com/32308926/missprincesskay
2020-10-10 23:29:25 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all so my abdominal is hurting quite a bit. Most likely ovarian cysts which I've had before and I can pretty much do jack all about and just endure and cry. Not really feeling up for a light hearted shill and stuff so I'm just gonna post something up here on my wall and I'll post some random old pictures in a bit to make up for the low effort. It's something I'm pretty sure I shilled before not sure how recent just picked a random one before I go back to the bath to cry "Deepthroat While Orgasming From Hitachi"
2020-10-10 00:53:01 +0000 UTC View PostBruh I've had some minor ass abdominal pain all day not from my period but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna die at this rate
2020-10-09 23:06:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe Boys season finale was fun. Looking forward to Season 3 in like 2025 or whenever it'll end up coming out. And good morning!
2020-10-09 16:33:02 +0000 UTC View PostSince I have another repeat shill lets see if new packaging can entice ya. I am Korporate Kay after all. "Filled by Throatpies and Overflowing Cum". Again I want to re-iterate I've shilled this before so take care before purchasing. Kay's Delectable Throat Pies 5/5 Star Recipe Ingredients: 1 Whole Kay 2 Cups Patented MPK Cum Lube 1 Large Bad Dragon 2 Hair Buns So when I was just a girl my family wasn't well off. My parents never let me know it but we were always struggling financially. My mother never made these too often because it would take too many of the more expensive ingredients. We always knew when she was making these pies because the whole house would be filled by it's scent. My siblings and I would wake up to the smell of fresh pies wafting through the house and run down the stairs to the treat. These pies always bring back those memories and I'm running out of stuff to say I wanna make it look like a real recipe post by having paragraphs and paragraphs of self story before the instructions but really what more can I say here? Well that's enough filler I guess. Instructions Preheat Oven to 400 degrees Prefill Syringes with the Cum Lube Set up Kay and fill with Large Bad Dragon Continue to insert and remove Bad Dragon from Kay until desired looseness of the throat is achieved Attach Syringe to Large Bad Dragon Once attached insert Large Bad Dragon into Kay once more Pump full Syringe into Kay Repeat these steps until desired fullness I prefer mine to be super full until overflowing as you'll see in the demonstration video Once finished toss Kay into the Oven so she can just end her god damn life and not deal with stuff ever again Salt and Pepper to taste Serve over bed of dildos or with a lightly dressed cock salad. I'll also be sending this recipe to your inbox because cool things cost too much money and I want cool things some day.
2020-10-08 21:42:34 +0000 UTC View PostPoor AMD's Big Navi just doesn't look as impressive after Nvidia killed it with the 30xx series but if they actually have stock maybe they'll win anyway. 5000 series AMD processors look cool though. If I had $800 to shell out I'd grab a 5950x in a heartbeat. Also good morning
2020-10-08 16:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostAlright AMD whatchu got lets gooooo
2020-10-08 16:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostLets get through this slog of a debate together my peeps
2020-10-08 01:32:23 +0000 UTC View PostAlright hello and good morning lads and lassies I have been hard at work getting this bitch ready and I can confidently say I have succeeded. Throat demolisher of a video here. Not only is the dildo a fucking beast and a half I also go pretty fucking hard. Like hard enough that swallowing still hurts. And it ends with a throatpie of course. Lots of dirty talk about wanting a big dick to fuck my mouth, etc etc. Black tears from running mascara. You know all the things y'all love. So yeah it's a brand new vidya focused on deepthroating. I'll probably do other "vanilla" stuff like butt and vagina stuff again soon. Still waiting on Bad Dragon to drop some new premade inventory so I can get a new, big dildo for the tip-spank video thing. I'll probably give it til like the 15th and if it's a no-go by then I'll film it and send a small clip out separately when I can finally get a new one. Anyway yeah buy this if you wanna. It'll come to your messages too. Also some of y'all still buying both post and message stop that. You get all the content by buying either just clip the little side arrow thing to scroll through.
2020-10-07 18:45:52 +0000 UTC View PostBefore I forget - goodnight folkers
2020-10-07 01:54:50 +0000 UTC View PostI missed my good morning my bad but I'll make it up with a goodnight later but on to the shill. YOU'VE SEEN ME ABUSE MY VAGINA. YOU'VE SEEN ME ABUSE MY ASS. BUT MOST OF YOU ARE HERE FOR THE THROAT ABUSE AND HERE WE GO A new short clip. It's actually so short I'mma make it buy one get one free. I wasn't gonna use this second clip with the Rex but this one is sorta short so I'mma throw it in. I basically just deepthroat a tentacle a bit (not the super skinny long one, but a thicker long one but it's too thick to do a lot of). I actually filmed a whole deepthroat video today with the extra large chance which was the real throat abuse that'll get put out a bit later in the week. But for now enjoy these clips k? Cool dudes and dudettes. Also I didn't forget about the OF tip video don't worry. I'm just waiting on some premade inventory on Bad Dragon to drop cause they ain't got any large+ sizes right now and I promised a big boy dildo.
2020-10-06 20:15:14 +0000 UTC View PostANOTHER PUSSY DESTROYING CLIP BECAUSE Y'ALL LOVED THE LAST ONE SO MUCH Basically it's a 7 minute clip of me playing with my large Bad Dragon Rex and eventually actually getting the knot into my vagina. YA HEAR THAT? I KNOTTED THE FUCKING BITCH. Pretty sure I'm gonna need a break for the ol' gal after this one cause fuck did it hurt. Anyway short and sweet cause I'm trying to get worky and twerky done.
2020-10-06 00:16:09 +0000 UTC View PostOooo 9.5k. We almost at 10k and my Waluigi costume is almost complete. Maybe we'll get there to coincide with Halloween but for now here's this. Hope to have a new little clip today for shills if it comes out alright
2020-10-05 18:27:55 +0000 UTC View PostOnce upon a time In a land far, far away Lived a princess who lazed about her day. The Princess did dream of adventure and delight And being whisked away by a Prince in the night Until one faithful evening She lamented to her stuffed friend "Maybe I should work up the courage and invite him?" she asked the polyester blend So she opened her magic mirror And spelled out to her would-be Prince "Hey are you free tonight?" she could not ask any clearer She waited and waited for the response Her heart beating rapidly "For you? Of course!" he replied all nonchalant So plan did she for a first date to be But the evening had other things in store for she In games of chance and skill She had no chill For the Prince beat her with ease And the Princess sunk to her knees Defeated she was to the Princes glee For she flashed something often for him to see The Princes eyes turned naughty and dark For in his heart he really wanted to ruin this soon-to-be Monarch "Since I won, Princess, how about a wish?" He asked slyly "What do you have in mind?" She replied shyly And here is where the story ends my friends. For if the story were to continue the dastardly Prince would ruin our poor Princess and Disney would come and sue me someway somehow and we can't have that. "First Date With Crush Becomes Fuck Fest" Disclaimer: I may have shilled this before via messages. Probably not on my wall though. But it's also coming to your messages cause I'm a double dipper So the story kinda plays like my story up there. I very poorly edited in some text message stuff asking you, my crush, on a date. You sorta just come over and we play games and I lose and you're a huge horrible perverted person and in the end it just becomes a huge fuck fiesta. Yep. Heavily roleplay focused, POV focused, dirty talk focused, etc etc. MV Description: Hiya! This is a roleplay video featuring yours truly asking you, my crush (and hopefully yours too!) to come over and play some games! And you guessed it, it turns out to be a date! So you come over and because this is a porno you beat me bunches (but lel at that reality) and some how, some way, sex happens (shocker)! We do the nasty quite a bit, in a few different angles for you to lovingly enjoy. Eventually you finally cum (you stud muffin you) and I invite you to spend the night! So I hope you'll enjoy the vid and do some absolutely Christian things while watching it!
2020-10-04 21:11:54 +0000 UTC View PostOllldddd picture but well received back in the day Face Ass Down Up
2020-10-04 16:29:20 +0000 UTC View PostI've been weebing my ass off lately watching anime so lets make it a weeby shill. Also a previous shill so some of you may have it so please check before purchasing UwU~ uhmmm subscriber-sama I would super appreciate it if you would support me in my endeavor to b-b-become the best e-thot I can be (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ Y-y-ou see I did something realllllyyyy lewd stuff kyaaaa~ I took the whooooleeeeee thing my mouth (✿◠‿◠) and then and then I was able to do realllyyyyyy big throatpies too~! And I get so messy I can't believe I let you see me like that >w< I even tried to make it super intense by using my fuck machine~ but not for you baka! Just thinking of you watching it makes my heart go doki doki and makes me feel super daisuki (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ Okay that's enough of that. Again it was probably shilled before. But here it is again. I don't think it's on my wall at the very least. Happy weekend and Saturday do you friendos out there make sure to wash yourselves I know I will after that message.
2020-10-03 19:23:40 +0000 UTC View PostHere's another selfie-ish picture before I bombard you with a shill in a bit
2020-10-03 17:53:12 +0000 UTC View PostMorning morning my friends here's pussy
2020-10-03 15:55:46 +0000 UTC View PostAlright homies so here's the lowdown. I'm basically, as far as I know, almost completely out of old videos to shill. My shilling will likely slow down drastically soon. I'm gonna probably keep pumping out short clips to fill that void. But the full length videos will likely be a little less. I'll probably do what I'm about to do right now which is re-shill videos I've shilled before. Starting with some of the older ones which went out only via message (I think). I'm gonna start with a popular one. All About The Deepthroat Ft. Lil Throatpie Not the actual title but close enough. This was one of my very earliest shills. It's a pretty intense af deepthroat video. Back when I had like 1k subscribers or so. So I don't think it's even up on my wall but it is now. Trying to get into a schedule where I can film a bunch of short clips too. But for now bear with me while I make this transition. Here's the description: Are you ready for some absolute mindfucky deepthroating? Big dildos, long dildos, big long dildos! Watch me deepthroat a bunch of my toys and even one new toy you haven't seen yet! It also includes a nice, long, large, loaded throatpie at the end. Includes a bit of titties too. And hair buns. I'mma shill it in your messages too so just please be sure to check if you've gotten it before you get it again.
2020-10-02 23:40:53 +0000 UTC View PostMan September was a slog. Feeling kinda meh today so here's another picture k
2020-10-02 19:23:25 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my little pervvy wervys. Hope y'all happy about Friday!
2020-10-02 17:18:20 +0000 UTC View PostAlright y'all here's my newest short clip and shill. So remember that one where I use the gigantic ass dildo in my vagina? Well here I am trying to use it in my butt. It's a short clip because I COULDN'T GET MUCH OF IT IN MY BUTT. Like holy fuck it's big. My poor butt. I might be able to do more with some prepping beforehand but I kinda just did this on the fly. Anyway it's the clip I'm shilling. The vagina one was super fucking popular with you degenerates and so I'm hoping y'all will dig the anal one too. PAINAL TO THE FUCKING MAX.
2020-10-01 23:19:02 +0000 UTC View PostAnd we are done! The video tipping is now closed and the grand totals are... 20 god damn dildos. Y'all did it at the end I'm pretty surprised. So I'll go ahead and order one right now so it gets here in a timely fashion. 416 spanks. That's a lot of spanks. Video will be filmed pretty quickly. On the off-chance no dildo is really available from Bad Dragon as ready-made I may film the bulk of the video and send out the last bit whenever the dildo gets here. Custom-made dildos from Bad Dragon tend to take a ridiculously long time
2020-10-01 16:17:44 +0000 UTC View PostOh shit remember today is the last day to get in on the pinned post thingy. It'll stop when I wake up tomorrow. Currently at 17 dildos and $25 away from 18. Should be a fairly long ass video with that many dildos and I will definitely include my biggest dildo in an attempt to use it. If we do hit 20 by some miracle I'll order a new dildo as well that'll be fairly large to use. https://onlyfans.com/50599098/missprincesskay
2020-09-30 23:01:37 +0000 UTC View PostI wake up this morning to my throat feeling like it's been lit on fire. Booooooooo
2020-09-30 16:57:57 +0000 UTC View PostSome basic run of the mill clips. Brand new. One that's spanks and another that's buttplug stuff and spanks. Working on some other, bigger (huehueuhe) videos so putting out some simple stuff right now. No message shill either since it's just a small one.
2020-09-30 00:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning good morning my comrades. Today we plot to spread our communism throughout the eastern US. Let us strategize.
2020-09-29 16:08:49 +0000 UTC View PostHow many chugga's do you say before choo-choo? The correct answer is six. CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO-CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS GET ON THE TRAIN BEFORE IT LEAVES THE STATION The train to spanksville is leaving soon and if you haven't tipped into the pool you'll be missing out on the video. We hit the 15 dildo goal meaning the gigantic ass fucking dildo will be used although no promises on how far it'll get in any hole. I don't think we'll hit the 20 goal for a new dildo but that's okay we gonna do some shenanigans yo. So anyway on to the shill "Fucking Multiple Huge Bad Dragon Dildos" Brand spanking new video. Basically I use some of my biggest Bad Dragons in my vagina. No big story. Just huge fucking dildos fucking me. It's actually not too bad but it definitely kinda hurts. You'll see the large Rex, large Chance, and Large Tyson. You'll also see a creampie finish TWICE. It actually felt pretty fucking good the first time so I decided to do a repeat. Yep yep I spoil ya. So anyway that's about it. I can't really make up a story here. I dunno there's 3 dildos so maybe some sort of game of thrones Khaleesi fucking her dragons type of story but isn't it amazing that one of the biggest shows of the year ended not long before COVID started but not a single person rewatches that shit? Fuck you D & D for ruining the show. So yeah that's my shill. Gigantic fucking dildos fucking me. I'm sure a lot of you are gonna like that. Shill gonna be coming to your messages too with the preview!
2020-09-29 01:44:42 +0000 UTC View Post