Hello hi good morningnoon I've been lazy and it stops nowwwww so here I am. I have a new video coming out in a bit today.
The dildo count has also reached 15 so yay to everyone who helped get it to where it is! Plus there's all the spanks too!
So thank you everyone who participated in that. I took the weekend off from working to kinda head off the burnout I've been feeling. Plus Izzy putting on a masterclass in MMA.
But I'm here and ready to get shit doneeeeeee
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
Alright I'm gonna shill something I know I've already shilled before. I'm getting fight pumped so no long shill here. Just the video. Again I've shilled it before so just know before you buy
btw no shill today. Help the spank/dildo goal in the pinned thread if you feel so inclined but I'm taking a break from shilling mostly because I'm grinding through anime.
Also this weeks episode of The Boys was fantastic. No spoilers from me and don't post spoilers please but if you haven't seen it I'm sure you'll enjoy it.
I call this video "Kay The Super Soaker 9000 Deluxe Extreme Wet And Ready" video or "Close up Squirting Orgasm with Hitachi".
So why is it titled that? Because I pump my vagina until enough pressure builds up and I shoot liquids at you. Okay that might be a weird visual but this is another older video doing the ever so rare squirting that I rarely do. I think this might be my first on camera squirt. I also feel like I've shilled this before but it isn't on my list so I guess not. Oh well.
So this is a no-nonsense video. And it's old af. So I look like I have perfect skin and shit. It's god damn great. But basically you get an eye level view right into my vagina and also you can see into the dark abyss which is my butthole.
So as you're staring into either the pink vagina or the dark abyss (your choice I'm not gonna judge) I'm trying to pull off the impossible feat of becoming a human Super Soaker.
So I'm buzzing with my buzzer and going ham on my clam and just trying to get this bitch to start up and work and eventually hey it does. So it goes squirty squirty and you get to see it in all it's splendor.
So yeah. It's also a fairly short so cheap video. I'll get around to sticking that big ass dildo up my ass eventually since the vagina one did so well for some reason why do you all like seeing me suffer it's so big owwie fuck.
Homies who tipped in the spank thread already got this free so don't get it again. Also it'll be in your messages so don't double dip unless you really think it's worth the double purchase or something.
Good morning! Everyone disappointed at no 3090 I bet? Yep. I mean I wasn't going for a 3090 but I'm still salty about the 3080s.
Also we're up to 10 dildos almost 11 in the spankathon thread. I think we'll make like 15 dildos total the goal maybe? And if it hits that I'll guarantee the usage of the super big bitch I used in that clip yesterday. If we get to 20 or something I'll order a new, even bigger dildo to attempt to use or something like that.
MY POOR VAGINA.
Here's a clip of me using my biggest dildo in my vagina. Fucking owwie yo. FUCKING OWWIE.
It's that one that's bigger than my Bad Dragon Chance. Anyway this is my shill for today. I'mma shill your inboxes too cause a girls gotta get a 3090/Sony A7s iii/Tesla/mansion/retirement/etc etc
ya know? Also I'm binging a lot of anime and having a good time and wanna get back to it.
Good morning so I'm nearing the end of my weeb list and I'll take some suggestions. Mostly looking for not super serious stuff, actiony, probably fantasy/medieval fantasy/scifi/anything not irl-ish. Also something complete if possible.
Been liking Fire Force, Overlord, My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!, Seven Deadly Sins, etc etc. Probably not a lot to go off of but throw your suggestions in dem comments
Alright so Season 2 Episode 4 of The Boys was just fan-fucking-tastic yeah? God what a fucking good show so far. Really enjoying it don't spoil it comic book nerds.
Anyway here's the latest shill. Brand new and pretty expensive but long af. Not gonna get super into it cause I had my teeth poked and prodded today so I'm kind of in a owwie my mouth mood and the dentist still gets on my case about flossing EVEN THOUGH I DO FLOSS YOU FUCK and etc etc.
But anyway this is a Daddy/Step-Daughter style roleplay video. You, you fucking perverted ass, peek into my room and catch me watching some taboo porn. And so your bright idea is to just be all sneaky and watch me masturbate to it. Then when I'm snoozing you shove your dick into my mouth cause that's the smart thing to do right? Well you do it. And that kinda cascades into basically every hole getting fucked in some way. Lots of fucking. Every hole gets used. Dirty talking, POV, etc etc. Basically if you want the taboo stuff you want this.
People who tipped in the spanky pinned post got a small discount on the video so if you're one make sure to check your messages. I'll put the preview up here too cause I kept it brief. My mouth just hurts from pokey stabby fuckheadman so I'm sort of in a stabby mood.
Also look I know it's pricey but it's pretty damn long and stuff. Don't get it if you don't wanna it's all good my friends. No ones making ya to buy it.
Goodnight my friendos. We at 8 dildos so far and that's quite a god damn lot. Still gonna keep it going til October. I kinda wanna add in something for the people going extra hard so I'm gonna think or something. But til then goodnight!
What are you doing step-best friend?!
I'm a little exhausted today. Lots of house work and stuff. Been kinda stressed about other things but you gotta keep going yeah?
"Best Friend Wants To Be Fuck Buddies"
Another older vidya. Not sure if I shilled this before tbh.
So anyway imagine we're super good buddy pal friends. We chill all the time and just vibe well. And then suddenly for some reason I bring up the reason that we should be banging best friend. Not like "that song was banging" but like "bangbros" banging.
So I start off by showing you some porn I like and then we bangarang.
Yeah I'm just gonna leave it at that and copy the MV description for the rest and dig into a pint of ice cream. Oh right also we're at 6 dildos nearing 7 right now.
So thank you to everyone who's chipped in so far. I plan on having a little something something for y'all early next week.
Also have a full fledged new video that's mofucking 37 minutes long coming out soonish. But for now y'all get this.
Sorry about the low energy vibes low energy day
Good morning.
So we up to 5 dildos right now just in case anyones keeping track. Pretty damn good start.
But yeah anyway good morning friendos and frienditas.
Good morning all my bootyful peoples. The group work spanky thing won so I'll make a post detailing it all today that people can start tipping on. But for now I'm gonna try to wake up properly and not be hateful of the world.
Also RIP RBG :(
Y'all I'm like |-------------------------------------------------------------| this tired so I'm not even gonna shill this properly.
"Slutty Sister Helps Injured Brother Cum"
I dunno if I shilled this before or not but I'm too tired to care.
MV description:
Hey dumb brother! I can't believe you hurt yourself in such a stupid way! Well now that your arms are....out of commission you can't even masturbate poor boy! Hiya! This video is a taboo brother/sister roleplay video where you, the brother, get injured cause you a dumb dumb. You try to hide your boner but my super quick ninja hands uncover it. Then of course this being porn I help you get off. This video is primarily focused on the bro/sis taboo roleplay and lots and lots of self degrading dirty talk. If you enjoy some taboo roleplay and me talking about being a cum slut I'm sure you'll like this. tags: taboo, bro sis roleplay, deepthroat, blowjob, dirty talking, self degradation, etc etc
Get it if you wanna if not that's cool hopefully I can get more than 3 hours of sleep tonight so I can not feel like a zombie
So this weekend I'mma do that Pinned Post thing and do the tipping thing again but I wanna get opinions.
The Raffle did pretty well last time. Do y'all want a Raffle or the Teamwork-Spank-Dildo goal thingy?
The teamwork spank dildo goal thingy is that for every $5 tipped I'll spank my ass in a video. After it reaches a certain point I'll add a dildo to it to use a little bit ya know deepthroat, vagina, anal, just a bit. And the goal will keep going and everytime a new goal is hit another progressively bigger dildo is added. I have quite a few so it can possibly get to be a long ass video.
Video would then be sent out to everyone who tipped to help reach goals. Spanks and such would all be added up so a potentially fairly long video.
Or we can do raffles again for custom videos and some other stuff. Default starts at $5/ticket and a 10 minute custom but custom time goes up with a larger pool as well as more customs added and stuff like that.
I'm only gonna leave this poll up for a day cause I wanna get it up fairly soon. Lowkey gonna be either going to the Tesla fund or possibly a camera upgrade.
Picture related it's what would get spanked
