I found my 2018 Christmas stuff so I'm gonna shill that later today. Pretty happy I found it. Thought it got lost when my one drive went kaput.
2020-12-05 21:17:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning <3 hope y'all have a good weekend! My poor holes are all so abused :( Just an update I'll be filming the big anal vid next week barring any tragic accidents. Mostly cause I need to rest my everything a bit.
2020-12-05 17:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostAlright homies. If this shill gets enough purchases lets say like 50 or so I'll send out a funsy clip to those who purchased it for freesies. Mostly just spanking my bottom and showing off my body a bit. Nothing big but it's free ya? Putting the bar somewhat high because I worked my ass off (huehuehueuhue) and taking two Bad Dragons like a champ. It's a short clip it starts with me teasing with my butt a bit from like an upskirt kinda angle and just shaking it around, then doing some anal, and then finishing it with some DP with both of my Bad Dragon Chances. Yep. It hurt. IT ALWAYS HURTS. But this time it hurt TWICE AS MUCH CAUSE THERE WAS TWICE THE DICK. The things I do for you people. So yeah. 50 total between this wall shill and the DM shill you're about to get. BTW OnlyFans upgraded their messaging system or something cause that shit goes out BLAZING FAST now. I love it. You get your shills so much quicker thank you based OF
2020-12-05 00:46:33 +0000 UTC View Post
OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS CONSIDERING SUBSCRIBING TO MY ONLYFANS IF I SEND THEM A SPECIFIC POSE PICTURE I COULD TOTALLY USE THAT $0.00 Just wanted to share one of the many rando dumbasses.
2020-12-03 21:53:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright lets do this early cause I'm gonna try to pack in as much filming as possible to maybe see if I can create enough backlog to maybe visit my parents. Something I really, really wanna do. Brand new vidya. "Comparing And Fucking Gigantic Dildos" You may remember it's sister "Comparing and Deepthroating Huge Dildos" and this woulda been the same kinda thing but these dildos are just too fucking massive to even fit in my mouth. So I gotta put it where it'll fit which is my vagina. So I compare two of my biggest dildos. One of the dildos is my Nova and the other is the monstrosity you rarely see. So anyway I compare them individually to another dildo (My bigger Chance) and various parts of my body and showing you how deep they'd go in me and stuff like that. So basically just huge dildos fucking my vagina. Also some like...casual dirty talk I'd say? Something like that? Somewhat dirty talk? Unclean talk? Untidy talk? I dunno my dudes just ya know big things in small vagina. It hurt. It still hurts and there's no one to kiss it better so I must practice my yoga so I can kiss it myself. Peace I'm off to abuse my lady bits some more.
2020-12-03 17:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
You fuckers get some good sleep tonight you hear? e-thots orders.
2020-12-03 03:20:12 +0000 UTC View PostAlright y'all heres my shill for the day. Another older video. But this time it's quite a bit old. I'll try my best to shill it with my words since the video quality isn't on par with my stuff today. I'm making it nice and cheap cause of that. "Sneaking Away and Fucking During Party" Disclaimer: This video description is highly inaccurate. Please check the end of the post for the real one. Alright so check it. I'm actually part time ninja. You might know La Blue Girl the greatest hentai of all time. That's sorta me. Sex ninja lady. So I'm tasked with finding you and taking you into the ninja popo for your heinous crimes. So I find you at a bad guy party. I sneakily sneak in and take you into the bathroom so I can capture you. But since I'm a sex ninja the only way to subdue you is by using my sexy lady partbitsthings. So since we're in the bathroom I start doing my sexy lady ninja moves and putting you off your guard. Lots of ninja lady sex stuff to make you super off your guard. And then at the end I just chop your head off and take your head in cause I'm a lazy ninja sexy girl thingy. So anyway there's your synopsis. I want to again stress it's an older video. The quality is phone quality. Maybe you can think it's your 2007 Ex sending you a video back in the day or something. I dunno you use your imagination. No title picture thingy so I'm gonna just put the teaser up although it's a shitty teaser too sorry about that. Again olldddddd. Real Description: Prom is over and we have a little hot tub gathering for the after party! During the party I tell you to help me get drinks for everyone but sneak you into the bathroom. I admit that I really wanted to go to the Prom with you but maybe we can have our own little after party right now...? How about I just suck and fuck you right now on the bathroom floor? I'm sure it'll be fine we won't get caught~! This is a POV Roleplay video where we're at a prom after party and I sneak you away to confess I wish I had gone with you! But that isn't going to stop us from having our own little Prom afterparty now is it? Also coming to your messages likely super fucking slowly cause OnlyFans mass messaging is slow as balls right now.
2020-12-02 23:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostY'all really liked that last clip huh? Y'all want the step up version next?
2020-12-02 22:28:16 +0000 UTC View PostAlright alright alright lets do this. It's a short clip but it's an intense clip. It's the Bad Dragon fuck machining me and making my belly go FLUP FLUP FLUP. Various speeds. Some pain vaginal? paiginal? painginal? Something like that. Anyway it makes my belly distend and stuff and I make noises that some people tend to like. Again short clip but fairly intense short clip so jerk it hard and fast it's a speedrun bois I'mma message it to y'all too but messages have been SLOW AS FUCK like sometimes sending out 12 hours later so don't be weirded out.
2020-12-01 22:58:06 +0000 UTC View PostAlright I'm a woman of my word and I said when I wake up so I'm going to officially declare Team Ass the winner. Again anyone who tipped either Team Throat or Team Ass the minimum $5 will receive the video. I'll be planning the video out and I'll keep y'all updated on it.
2020-12-01 17:47:18 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning all. I'm not sure if I should give Team Throat a chance to catch up or not but Team Ass really put in work overnight. Team Ass is up $83 and technically I should call it for them since I did say when I wake up today. But man I feel bad cause Team Throat really did put in a hell of an effort near the end there.
2020-12-01 17:14:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright here's my end of the night update Team Throat is up $142 and is in a commanding lead. Some people really want Throat to win it seems. Team Ass you put up a damn good fight. You were winning the early rounds but it looks like a KO is on the horizon. Honestly did much better than I thought you would and you should be damn proud. Anyway here's an Ass picture to kinda tease/see if it'll entice ya Team Ass.
2020-12-01 03:29:19 +0000 UTC View PostAlright in an effort to remain neutral I'm gonna shill a non ass or throat video. It's something I've shilled before but it's not on my wall I think so it was probably when I had less than half of you. "Showing Off Panties, Stuffing and Orgasm" So it's a pretty straightforward video. The MV description explains it best. No picture cause it's old so I'll put the teaser up. Also it's Cyber Monday or something and even though the deals sucked this year I'll make this one a good deal MV Description: "This video is a video of me showing off some panties in my collection! I show off some of the panties I have in my collection, trying each of them on for you and telling you exactly what I like about them. Each pair of panties hugs my ass in a different way and touches certain parts of me very well! Afterward I play with myself in a pair getting myself really wet in the panties with my Hitachi and a butt plug in for good measure! I also stuff the panties into me so make sure they can soak all my wetness! I bring myself to a great orgasm and show you all the wonderful grool that got collected on my panties! And then I finish it off by making sure to keep my panties clean by licking and sucking it all off!" Comin' to a message near you eventually shits been slow as fuck lately.
2020-12-01 00:32:50 +0000 UTC View Post2nd to last Update! Last update will be before bed tonight Team Throat is still in the lead by a slim $52! Team Ass tried to catch up but Team Throat also tried to pad their lead a bit. Lets see how it goes and remember both sides will get the video regardless! And if you're newer around here you'll want to pitch into one team or another at least $5 so you get the video since it's pretty much the cheapest you can get a ridiculously long video for
2020-11-30 23:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostHoooooooooo Team Throat has taken the lead! Currently in the lead by $56! Coming back hard in the last few rounds. The Upset is getting Upsetted or something like that in proper english.
2020-11-30 18:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas is a-comin' soon and it's time to get festive. Also good morning. Also last day of the contest! Team Throat made a large stride forward is currently trailing by just $39! Anyones game now
2020-11-30 16:15:58 +0000 UTC View PostAlright here's the clip to that GIF I posted. Just a short little deepthroat clip while I'm laying on my back to show off the dildo going down my throat trying to show off the distension and such. Easy peasy
2020-11-29 19:21:42 +0000 UTC View PostI'mma shill this short lil clip later today but I made a GIF out of it
2020-11-29 18:16:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning folks. Yesterday sucked kinda. Power was out for a while so I just up and booked a motel room for the night. Luckily it's back on now so we're back folks. But still. Annoying af.
2020-11-29 15:52:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright y'all brand new vidya for ya today. "Riding Creampie + Deepthroat Throaptie" Now I know that's kinda vague so I'll try and be more concise with the description. BIG DILDOS IN ME GO SQUITY SQUIRT IN UNPLEASANT PLACES There ya go. Get it if you wanna, skip it if you hate me forever and want me to die. I'mma message it to you too
2020-11-28 18:37:29 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the final round. Ding ding. Team Ass leads by $164 right now. I'm not sure where it's gonna go but we'll see. It ends when I wake up on Tuesday, Dec. 1st For the last thing to add. I'll use the fuck machine for at least 2 of the bigger dildos for whatever team wins. We'll pump that bitch up to high and let it go to town. Hopefully that's an enticing reward.
2020-11-28 16:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning! Feeling much better today! Happy Saturday to you all!
2020-11-28 16:15:39 +0000 UTC View Post
I'mma postpone what I said I'd do today til tomorrow. I'm feeling pretty bad so I'm gonna turn in early. Sorry y'all
2020-11-28 03:06:03 +0000 UTC View PostEvening! I hope you're all fattened. I shall shill something today. I'm gonna shill something I've shilled before. Last time I shilled in for a good cause but this time it'll just be because I wanna make that chedda. The OG really long MissPrincessKay video. "Hardcore Deepthroat Anal Pussy Fucking" So I shilled this for charity last time if you older people here remember. I sold it at half off cause I wanted to make a big dick donation to my local food bank. So if you missed it back then it's back now. And I'll even price it the same as some sorta Black Friday kinda deal or whatever. 45 minutes of hardcore, hole pumping action. Every hole. Except like ear holes and stuff you know. And I was still somewhat green so I made a bunch of editing mistakes like accidently leaving in me scratching my pits cause shaving them fucking sucks. Like seriously it's a fucking hardcore video and was my best selling video for the longest time. So get it while ya can. Oh right so I've gotten a few PMs about this - If you buy a video and you think you're only getting the preview you have the full video. You just gotta hit the side arrow more. I don't put a price on only previews I ain't scammin' ya. Coming to yo inbox too.
2020-11-27 19:28:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning wonderful peeps. Hope y'all had a damn good holiday. I hope you're still on holiday. Team Throat vs Team Ass is coming to a close soon. We're nearing the final round. Team Throat is currently behind about $150. I'm gonna add something extra to the customs today just gotta think of what. Other than that I hope December comes and goes quickly so we can put 2020 behind us here's to hoping 2021 isn't another shitshow. Much love <3
2020-11-27 16:17:16 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone had a good Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it today! I had a good time facetiming with the fam and such. I hope you've all gotten fatter and happier. Much love to you all <3 Regularly scheduled shilling will commence tomorrow.
2020-11-27 00:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning folks! Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow US folks. Hope y'all have fun or chill plans. Stay safe! I'll be chilling and taking the day off but here's a picture before I go. Much love y'all.
2020-11-26 15:48:29 +0000 UTC View Post
