Alright y'all get your last fap in before you gotta be surrounded by family all day. So here's a big dick video. Literally kinda.
"Taking Bad Dragon All The Way Balls Deep"
Basically I take my Bad Dragon in my vagina alllllll the way. Just thrust that bitch in there.
Honestly y'all I'm tired from not eating because I'm lazy about shopping so I'm just gonna describe it as quickly and stupidly as possible.
IT'S A BIG FUCKING DILDO THAT STRETCHES MY VAGINA OUT. IT'S FUCKING MASSIVE. IT'S BIGGER THAN MOST PENISES. BIG TOY LOVERS AND STUFF I THINK WILL LIKE IT. IT ONLY GOES IN THE PINK, NOT IN THE STINK.
etc etc.
Enjoy ya? I'll even make it a bit cheaper cause holidaze
Oh right someone mentioned this buying a video before but if you buy a video and you think it's only the preview it's not. You just gotta click the side arrow thingy to bring up the video. I promise I ain't scammin' y'all.
Phew trying to get filming done before Thursday so I'm pretty tuckered out.
I'm shilling a clip that was already sent to Team Throat so please Team Throat if you voted for me there you already got it. Don't double buy it k.
It's just a deepthroat clip really. I deepthroat my longer realistic dildo and hold it down for a bit at a time. Just more of the good ol' throaty throat stuff ya know? I'll give an update and add something else to the Tip Wars tomorrow as well.
For now take this shill and get through your Tuesday. It's getting colder here so I imagine it's cold af in most places so stay warm <3
Hello my friendos I come to you with a double shill feature today. Why you may ask? Well to be 100% honest and simplify it it's the last day of sales that'll affect my next payout so I wanted to pad it a bit. Gives me a good idea of Christmas/Tesla/future stuff.
"Fuck Machine Deepthroat Gagging Face Cum"
So the video I'm gonna shill is a deepthroat one I have shilled before but I don't think it's on my wall. The preview should really be able to do the talking for me regardless.
Instead I wanna take this time to just kinda send out some support to those who might need it. Thanksgiving is around the corner for us Americans and this one is gonna be unlike any other with corona. For some it'll be unlike any other because maybe you lost someone. Either way it's coming soon and this is always a holiday I shared with my family before I moved away and every year I miss them dearly during this time. My plan, as usual, is to spend it by myself with my animals and just chill. It gets depressing and sometimes it can be hard and this year will be a bit harder than the rest because I won't be seeing them for Christmas which I normally do.
So if you're someone who won't be seeing family for whatever reason, I hope you have a great holiday either way. I hope you get to relax. I hope you get to stuff your face with whatever food you want. I hope you have all the love you deserve be it from human or furry friend. It's been a long, long year but I'm sure there's something we're all thankful for. I am most definitely thankful for all of you.
Happy Holidays from your friendly internet e-girl deepthroat thot
Also in your messages cause I wanted to have the message itself reach as many people as possible <3
That slow and steady OF percentage grind though. Here's another picture thank you for helping me grind up and I hope you'll continue to support me as I strive to hit .01% in before the year 2060 so I can open up my very own hardcore porn studio featured only in automatically driven Tesla cars. It shall be called Teslass.
I just wanna nap but I can't nap cause I always got things I'm thinking about and I also feel guilty if I waste days not working and oh my god someone just hit me over the head with a shovel fuck my life I just want to nap whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hey y'all I'm likely to spend some time napping today cause really I got like 4 hours of total sleep last night and I kinda just wanna die so I think I'm going to actually take today to chill and hopefully get some nappin's in.
With that said I'm just gonna get my shill clip out now. Don't really wanna make myself interact and have my interactions feel all fakey so I'mma just tell it like it is and let y'all know that I just don't feel like it ya dig?
Cool. Anyway it's an anal clip. The bigger Chance up my butt. It's not exactly painal but there's pain. But also pleasure. And big things up my butt. Anyway just a small clip.
Much love OnlyFam
Alright it is time for me to unleash this new video upon you all.
Let me go ahead and put a disclaimer
It is a messy, MESSY, -MESSY- deepthroat video. Like so messy I wear goggles for it. I gotta wear GOGGLES to protect me EYES cause of how MESSY THIS SHIT GETS.
I'm talking more spit than the Mesopotamian Rivers. More cum than Niagara Falls. It's just a display of deepthroat skill on a massive realistic dildo and than just some extreme messy stuff at the end.
Like you know that scene in The Transporter where Jason Stathom gets covered in oil for some reason? It's like that. But on my face.
So I don the Goggles to complete the Mad Sex Scientist look and get down to the cum extraction. I'm really not sure how else to describe it.
So yeah. If you like messy, cum lubey, spitty stuff then I'm sure you'll like this.
Same thing comin' to yo DMs
Good morrrninnngggg!
Hope everyone had a good Saturday and I hope Sunday is gonna go well for y'all. Got that one vid I mentioned where I wear Goggles and look like I'm Dr. Frankenstein doing some weird sexual shit to shill later today. It's a deepthroat vid so I compensate by doing ass picture.
Before the fights start and I'm basically engrossed and dead to the world for hours I'm gonna shill a new anal clip. Just a short clip of me using my Bad Dragon Chance but it also features an anal creampie! Booty hole showing, booty hole fucking, etc etc. Plus ya know the messy aftermath of it all. Not THAT kinda messy. Cum lube messy. So if you want it it's here not sure if you're gonna fap before or after the punching starts but if you do it during you'll have earned my respect.
Also gonna be creampieing your inbox.
GOOD MORNING ONLYFANS
IT'S PUNCHY PUNCHY DAY
tbh I'm not too excited for any of these fights. We all know Shevchenko is gonna put a new murder on her list.
But anyway my predictions
Figueiredo > Perez - I don't really care about this one
Shevchenko > Maia - It's gonna be a murder
Perry > Means - kinda up in the air. Perry came in super over the limit so you'd think he'd have an advantage but he was talking about how hard the weight cut has been so who knows. Still. Gotta give it to the wonkiest motherfucker in the UFC.
Calvillo > Chookagian - I'm least confident about this one but my heart says Calvillo
Royval > Moreno
And hopefully Buckley lives up after that HYPE AS FUCK KO last time.
Team Throat
Will you be able to come back? I'm not sure. It's a pretty big differential right now. But if Team Throat gets closer I'll give y'all a lil sumthin' sumthin' kay?
Okay. Anyway the competition keeps going and I'm gonna extend the time to a guaranteed 30 minute video and will add one "pie" (throatpie or anal creampie) to the reward as well for the winner.
Might add more pies too. Not sure yet but I wanna figure out some other stuff to add.
I just did a video where I wear goggles. So I look like a scantily dressed, cum obsessed mad scientist. It was interesting. But anyway I'm gonna shill a lil' deepthroat clip. It's with my Bad Dragon Chance and it's a short but very messy in the face clip. Talking tears, running mascara, etc. Some of you I know are gonna be super into that cause you're sick and horrible and you like seeing me suffer. Show off my neck a bunch too so you can see it distend and other stuff like that.
So yeah. Messy face, bulged throat, teary eyed Kay.
btw if you buy this I'm gonna write your name on a list and that list will be of people who like seeing me suffer so I know who to haunt in the afterlife.
Also available in your DMs if that's your thing.
Frack I think I did another friction burn on my throat. Owwie. Anyway I got an old shill today.
I'm gonna be shilling this again. Maybe to perk up Team Throat. But Team Ass is pretty far ahead at the moment.
But anyway to the main point:
"Schoolgirl Multiple Extreme Throatpies"
I deepthroat dildos in a schoolgirl outfit. It was originally made for a Back To School contest on MV. I tried to channel my inner Britney Spears and make a porny/deepthroaty spinoff of the lyrics to Oops I Did It Again but it's just not coming to me. Probably cause swallowing hurts right now.
So instead you'll just get my normal non lyrical words.
KAYLA MAKE DILDO DISAPPEAR WHILE SKIRT
KAYLA MAKE DILDO GO SPLISH SPLASH WHILE EATEN
KAYLA DO IT MANY TIME
KAYLA DO KAYLA BEST
Thank you thank you. I tried my best.
Comin' to your DMs from your favorite PM, Prime Ministress Kayla.
Say Goodbye to the purple soon folks. It's faded enough and I'mma take it out. Blonde for a bit and then we'll see.
So I think I've decided I'll be skipping the MV December contest. It's gonna suck financially but I won't have the stress so that's cool.
I do want to do something again for charity though. Coronavirus is rampaging and a lot of people are gonna be losing extended benefits soon. I've seen videos and pictures of just enormous wait times at local food shelters and I wanna do something to help. So I think I'm gonna make my December tip thingy for charity. Food scarcity is literally something that makes me cry. So I might make my next hair color something to do with that. Not sure yet.
Anyway I have dildos to throat. Just wanted to get that thought out there.
Good morning friendos!
Team Ass took an EVEN BIGGER lead. Team Throat looking a bit beat up at the moment. But that's okay. I gotchu Team Throat. Still gonna getchu a throat clip because ilu.
Alright Team Throat. You're behind about $180. I have two deepthroat clips. One is a bit more hardcore than the other.
Now if you overtake by this time tomorrow Team Throat shall get both and Team Ass shall get the less hardcore one. If the lead just is too big both teams will get the less hardcore one.
If Team Ass holds onto their lead I will include a bit of very big dildo attempts/painal in their video. That way there's a bit of incentive for both!
Neutral Team Titties for the picture
Team Ass received this earlier so if you've voted Team Ass DON'T BUY THIS CAUSE YOU ALREADY GOTS IT YO
Anyway it's a little clip where I put some plugs in my butt and also do some anal beads which I never do so if you like that kinda thing you're in luck I can't type too much cause I'm making food and if I stay too long it'll burn ahhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
Good morning friendos! Ass is still beating Throat as of this morning!
But I am up and it is time for me to get ready to film. Happy Hump Day and remember to wash behind your ears.
Before I bounce out of OnlyFans for the night I just wanna say I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all for the support. Like forreal forreal. Know that you make a big difference in my life.
After all this competition between Ass and Throat, Pussy was feeling a bit left out. She doesn't want y'all to forget she can do somewhat impressive things to. So here's her highlighting the fact that she may want to take on the winner in the future by using the new Bad Dragon Nova and doing a creampie with it as well in this lil clippy dippy.
