Good morning you lovely buttheads
Good morning you lovely buttheads
2021-02-02 22:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning you lovely buttheads
2021-02-02 22:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostAlright a brand new shill for y'all.
I shot this with my phone to give it a more amateur vibe. Just kinda comparing how it does to my camera quality stuff.
Basically it's my first real anal attempt since the big anal video I did. Lots of owwies. But I did it. I powered through, did my ass, and made myself orgasm cause I love you fuckers.
Plus my ass has been a lazy piece of shit and just mooching off my throat so it needed to do some work.
Happy February all! Also IF HE'S STILL IN I'M STILL IN ??
I just randomly decided to tune into the WWE Royal Rumble and I automatically can't take my eyes off Naomi's ass I am jealous.
2021-02-01 01:05:55 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning friendos who's prepared to hold the line tomorrow? They say people who hold GME are the bestest of peoples.
2021-01-31 21:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostBruh get the fuck out with yo shit
2021-01-31 04:48:53 +0000 UTC View PostLets go Fundraiser for a full fledged Red Panda helmet wearing porn vid.
$5 and up will get the video if the fundraising completes. Nafff on Discord will also get it cause it's his kink
Heyo here's my shill for today. I have a questionably boner confusing picture or two for you later but for now it's just this shill.
This shill is lowkey inspired by my observations today. I went out today and I saw a pack of not very old people (I can't use the obvious word) who were very firmly in the "rawr xD" crowd. Wearing rainbow tails and all. Now I don't begrudge anyone for their awkward younger years but it did inspire me to shill this today.
Older video you know the drill. I probably shilled it before.
"I've Become A Cat Girl Roleplay Video"
See how it relates?
Anyway the premise is I am animehentai and I wake up as a cat girl. Ears, tails and all. Meow and shit.
So I call you to help and of course the obvious answer is sex will cure all. Get this to see the rest of the tail (YES THIS IS ON PURPOSE) and find out the fate of Kitty Kay. No title page cause old so you get the short preview instead.
GOOD MORNING FELLOW FELLAS
January is coming to a close soon. Sorry we didn't have a tip thread this month but I have February planned out and ready to go when it comes around. Should be fun times.
Other than that I've been definitely caught up in the GME hype and drama (fuck hedge funds btw) but it is the weekend so that means it's break time and back to fucking myself silly.
Whelp folks the week is over and the weekend is upon us you'll hear less stock and eat the rich talk from me in the next two days now lets get down to some piccies.
I honestly have been SO ENGROSSED in this whole saga I haven't worked much but here are some pictures to shill. I wish I took more but I kept looking at my phone between shots and gave up taking more.
Just some photos of me in my own personal red light district huehuehuehue
Boobies and butt and stuff. Nothing big (except my butt huehuehue)
Still kinda feeling eh but I'm gonna be getting back to doing shit soon <3 the excitement of it all just hypes me up so much.
I'm so emotionally invested in GameStop and hedge funds dying. It's unhealthy.
2021-01-29 20:20:22 +0000 UTC View PostA lot of DMs asking me what's going on with the market. Gonna preface this with I am not a financial advisor if that wasn't obvious I just have a broad interest in a lot of things including the stock market. The very simple explanation is that a large hedge fund (Melvin Capital) has been betting that GameStop is going to go bankrupt by short selling their stock. This is the process of borrowing a stock from a stock broker and selling it with the intention of repaying it back at a later date + a bit of interest. It's a very risky move because the potential loss is unlimited depending on the stock price. A bunch of people mainly starting on /r/wallstreetbets noticed how the amount of shares borrowed to short was more than the entire amount of shares publicly available. Yes it can happen because you can borrow the same share more than once. Yes it's stupid. So basically Melvin Capital probably started shorting at most like when the stock was $16 or so but with the stock being whacky high right now they're going to have to buy back at extremely high prices. If the prices continue to stay this high they'll experience severe loss possibly to the point of insolvency. So yeah basically a bunch of little guys banded together to tell the rich guys to go fuck off. Lots of whacky shit happening like Clearing Houses telling brokers to fuck off and not sell anymore GME and it all gets extra conspiracy theoried when you add to the fact that Citadel, a large market maker, has a finger in most of the assholes that seem to be conspiring to help the rich guys. Where do I fit in? Hedge funds fucking suck. Fuck them. I mean look at the CNBC Leon Cooperman interview where he basically said the poors should just go fucking die. Also fuck the shenanigans they're pulling to try and pull Melvins ass out of the fire. Take your fucking losses from your risky ass bet.
2021-01-29 17:02:52 +0000 UTC View PostOh right I'm supposed to post porn too not just rants against Wall Street
2021-01-29 01:49:24 +0000 UTC View PostClip I mentioned earlier up for salesies. It's also on MV Crush so don't double buy it if you're there. Basically just using that extremely large dildo I have that's kinda like my Bad Dragon Chance's but not actually a Bad Dragon. Just in my vagina. Super big so can't get much in or the vagina would go rippy dippy
2021-01-29 00:21:26 +0000 UTC View PostGet in on the good fight, y'all. Fuck them hedge fund greedy bastard cunt buckets. Do you even what a hedge fund actually is? It's just a rich person speculating on the stock market to try and beat the average return using other rich peoples money to do it. They give zero fucks about you if your net worth doesn't have 2 commas in it. So my dudes are you fighting the good fight? Are you in $GME? I'm in. I kept my promise and I even invested more because I quite honestly fucking hate the shit they're pulling. If you're in the good fight DM me a screenshot of you owning the stock + your OF username and I'll send you my little short shill clip I was gonna shill today for free. Also it's already on my MV Crush so if you're on that don't bother
2021-01-28 21:59:29 +0000 UTC View PostI've got skin in the game folks. Get the fuck on the GME rocket before it blasts off. Fuck the hedge funds.
2021-01-28 19:53:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis is like the most exciting of times tbh. A controversial president. A pandemic. Wall Street corruption. You know like as a non-rich person all of this sucks but also we're living through times where a lot of shit is happening. Not a world war or anything like that but still. I really hope the corruption of Wall Street gets exposed.
2021-01-28 16:51:13 +0000 UTC View PostY'all want some real porn? Not like that bullshit naked girls and guys stuff. No some real fucking porn. This is the stuff I masturbate to.
2021-01-28 03:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostI WANT ON BOARD THE HYPE TRAIN.
WHATEVER THIS MAKES I WILL THROW INTO $GME
LETS GO I NEED THIS EXCITEMENT IN MY LIFE
Once again I shall shill this for a good cause. Before it was for charity. Now it's to fuck over hedge funds.
"Hardcore Deepthroat Anal Pussy Fuck"
Near 45 minutes of INTENSE AND EXTREME ACTION. It hits the trifecta. Deepthroat. Anal. Vaginal.
Fuck Machine. Wet and spitty mess. Some dirty talking. Lots of bad editing leaving in things like scratching my armpits. I shilled this before for charity and now lets do it again for hilarity.
Every penny gained shall be thrown into $GME with dreams of riches and fortune. WSB wants it to go to $1000 so lets ride the ride.
Lel I gotta sell this like 20 times to get just 1 stock.
But lets go. LETS FUCKING GO.
Thank you all I am currently at 1 GameStop stonk for tomorrow. I can't wait to ride into Valhalla with the rest of you. All shiny and chrome.
2021-01-27 23:01:29 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning hello hi stock markets are fucked today it's so fun
2021-01-27 22:39:47 +0000 UTC View PostYo I'm not feeling too good so I'm gonna keep it short. Here's a package shill. Both Bad Dragon Rex videos I've done. Lots of deepthroating with the two Bad Dragon Rex's I have. Plus some bonus pictures just random ones.
Sorry really feeling under the weather not sure if it's allergies just fucking me up or what but I'mma lie down and just hope I stop snotting out of my nose.
If we put the combined powers of all of OnlyFans together we can also move a stock like WallStreetBets did for GameStop. Time to coordinate with the models.
2021-01-26 22:08:57 +0000 UTC View PostGameStop stock is just a balloon at this point
2021-01-26 21:04:20 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my fellow Amerikay's
2021-01-25 22:22:43 +0000 UTC View PostI got some bad sleep so I'm too tired to properly shill this. But basically it's just an older video of the first time I throatpied myself with my Bad Dragon Chance. Pretty old video. There's also some deepthroat in it so you kinda see the early start of my deepthroating before I ascended and became a deepthroat God. Anyway old so cheap. Thank you all for your support <3 I've been going through some personal things. Nothing big but makes for bad sleepy sleep. Hoping it'll get gucci soon. Til then I'm looking forward to February and doing a new tip thread thingy. They're quickly becoming my favorite thing.
2021-01-25 21:06:09 +0000 UTC View Post