Hello again folks it's your friendly neighborhood Spiderbitch here to offer you a brand new video!
Now some of you had the chance to get in on this early if Connor won but MAH BOI DIAMOND DUSTIN POIRIER decided to beat that ass. So now y'all got diddly squat. Well y'all got a picture. But that teaches you, right? Don't bet against Kay, or poor you shall stay.
So here's the video I offered up yesterday. You can all jerk it with tear lube while drinking your Proper Number 12 or use that as lube too I dunno. I'm gonna feast on some Poirier's Lousiana Hot Sauce and support my boi.
So anyway this video is a deepthroat video. It's got ahegao elements and just a hell of a face-frosting facial shot at the end. Lots of deepthroat. Wet messiness. Some dirty talking. You know the deal. The biggest thing I think that's different is the higher angle. You can imagine yourself being the Golly Green Giant while I suck you off or something.
Anyway I appreciate the people who took the bet and made the fight a bit more fun for me too. I do appreciate y'all joining in on my fun.
Alright I interrupt your UFC prelims with a shill.
It's a cosplay shill.
So even though I didn't play Persona 5 I did a cosplay porn of Futaba and I can confidently say she is probably my inner weeb girl. As I research and learned about this character I felt her character resonate with me. I intended to play some Persona 5 but I never really started just like every other game I intend to play but never start. My steam library is glaring at me I can feel it.
Anyway I shilled this before but it was actually one of my least popular shills. Kinda made me sad tbh. But that's okay y'all like what you like. But I have a significantly bigger audience this time so lets try it again.
" In this video I cosplay as Futaba Sakura from Persona 5! I ask you to come over so I can ask you some questions and get your help! You agree and come over. I work up the courage to finally ask you to give you a blowjob like I read about on the internet! After a bit of that you just can't help but want more! We move to the bed where you fuck me nice and slow at first but speed up and finally cum inside me for a messy creampie finish!"
So round 2 I guess of trying it. I really liked the cosplay although the costume itself was cheap and stuff. HQ definitely got more effort but if I was to do it again I think I'd do it better. Anyway I even make it cheapy cause I like my try-hard stuff getting love.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET FUCKED MY BOI THE DIAMOND WITH THEM DIAMOND HANDS
Holy shit there's so many animes I wanted to watch starting up again. Dr. Stone Season 2, Second half of Re;Zero, Log Horizon, last season of Attack on Titan.
God damn I'mma get my weeb on soon
Lets go who wants to make bets? I got Dustin over Connor.
Tip this post $5 if you think Connor will win. If he does you'll get my new video for the $5 although it'll actually cost $10 tomorrow. So you get it a bit early + cheaper.
If Dustin wins YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR.
Who wants to bet? Who's gonna take the Connor bet? Lets gooooo
Alright here is my second shill. I intended to have something new but I think I'll save that for tomorrow or the day after. I'm gonna shill another super old video. Like probably first few I made. Lets do a MissPrincessKay history lesson
Before I was known for my amazing deepthroating I had my start mostly selling my panties. I was honestly a bit shocked how well they did. I couldn't keep a fucking pair long enough because people kept buying them. My ass started to get cold.
So people wanted my undies and I sold them as soon as I farted in a pair. So people would get multiple sometimes which kinda made me go ???? why would you want the same thing again and again but well they did. So one particularly freaky dude (I even remember his name it was proosh dude was a funny guy)had the idea of buying a pair of panties from someone else and having them shipped to me to play in and then ship to him.
Double the pleasure double the fun double the girl farts. And this is the resulting video. Again this is from when I was just starting. Desperate and broke and sleeping on a shitty mattress in my living room cause I would cuddle with my dogs for warmth. Monster can in the background because I can't live without that shit.
So yeah. History lesson for y'all. Maybe if I get famous enough you can win a random trivia question during Bar Trivia if they ask a question about my history.
So focused on the panties, masturbation, wet stuff, etc. And ya know. Supple, nubile, 19 Kay. Not this old dried up has been 22 Kay.
I may have a double shill for y'all today but for now we have a shill. It's very similar to yesterdays one except I use a Hitachi a bit too. Ya know I just needed some light enjoyable me time after the hardcore dildo deepthroating time. But that'll probably some again soon no worries.
Sad I didn't get to do a monthly tip thread this month but that just gives me time to recover all of my holes and make the next months one even better.
So whatchu all thinking?
I feel like everyone is discounting Dustin too much. I know Connor beat him once but that was a while back now. Dustin is probably one of my favs. Honestly with the odds right now having Dustin at like +220 or whatever I'd make a bet on Dustin.
Also liking Dan over Chandler. Dunno Chandler just seems dated but I haven't seen Dan fight since Poirier. Big toss up imo.
Calderwood > Eye
Ribas > Rodriguez
Pretty excited for this card though. The main event/co-main hopefully will be bangers
Well after my deepthroat video I think it'd be hard to top it with anything so I'm just gonna shoot low with a nice little easy clip.
Very laid back naked masturbation/fingering and orgasming video. Very simple video. Very laid back. Very fingering. Very naked.
Very Berry Crunch.
Today is a good day. It is a drinking day. So before I get started having my happy drinking day here's "The Video"
"The Best Damn Deepthroat Vid Of All Time"
Yep I actually titled it that.
IT'S GOT IT ALL, FOLKS. Deepthroat. Super deepthroat. Deepstomach. 38+ inches of slithery silicone stuff down my throat. Extremely girthy dildos. Wet and messy deepthroat. Extremely long dildos. Look. It's pretty good I would say. 40+ minutes of extreme deepthroat.
So get it if you missed the tip thread. If you didn't good on you! Now off to get crunkkkkkkkkkk
Good morning friendos.
The deepthroat video is getting released later today. Look forward to it if you missed out on the tip thread although you're gonna be paying up a lot more than most of them had to
Holy fuck chill folks it's going out right now it's a long vidya so it's taking a long time to process and get out it's still in the processing phase on OF
IT'S OUT! 362 of you lovely bastards receiving it. If you tipped for it but didn't receive it let me know you probably tipped in the wrong place but if you legitimately tipped in time for it on another post accidently I'll find it and send it to ya if it's legit.
For the ones who got it or are about to get it praise it's awesomeness in this thread ty
IT'S DONE. I had to do some extensive re-shooting. But the video is done. And yes I did get the entire long ass near 38 inch dildo down my throat again. And you can CLEARLY see it this time no whack ass camera angle. Rendering now, coming soon to a DM near you if you were part of the tip group.
So I dub this "The Kay Bundle"
This is the deepthroat bundle. 4 of my best selling deepthroat video packaged and discounted appropriately. It's hard to actually just do 4 since ya know deepthroat is sorta my shtick but I did my best.
They were chosen by a mix of best selling and just generally me being proud of the quality/content.
Anyway here are the 4 videos
"Filled By Throatpies And Overflowing Cum"
"Extreme Strapdown Deepthroat Cum Swallow"
"Deepthroat Simulator: Extreme Deepthroat"
"Dreaming of Deepthroat And Throatpies"
So as you can see it also has throatpies as a common theme between them.
This is mostly just a SAMPLE of my deepthroat prowess. I'm literally that old man on the mountain top that people pilgrimage to to apprentice and learn my ways except I've taken no students because there can only be one throat goat.
Originally all together you're looking at over $60 or something but it's yours for the low low price of like half of that.
Last bundle for a bit. We gotta get some fresh content out starting tomorrow. Fresh af.
But ya know. Get it if ya wanna. <3 <3 <3
Alright so game plan for today and a question
So firstly the December video. Gonna finish it up today. I need to do some reshoots on a significant portion of it cause I just didn't like how it came out. Edit that bitch and then whambam out the door into your inbox. Up for sale at a later date.
Secondly I'll shill a deepthroat bundle today. Some greatest hits and such I have a lot to choose from so it won't be hard.
And lastly a question for y'all
I've been thinking about doing promos. Y'all probably know them. I'm not talking about the mega promo stuff you might see. I'm talking about a pinned post of 1 person at a time maximum. Won't be offering the DM ones yet. Just sort of a way to generate extra revenue. My fears are 1) Y'all gonna hate me and leave me and 2) Since the vast majority of OFs are subscription based ones, I dunno if y'all are gonna really dig that. I don't want someone getting a promo and then not getting anything of value from it. What do y'all think?
Anyway that's the plan, friends
