Good morning peeps and creeps
Good morning peeps and creeps
2021-03-13 16:36:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey y'all I'm 100% fine. I wasn't around today cause my parents decided to fly here to take care of me (they're vaccinated) even though I told them I'm fine. So mostly been really happy to see them again and spending time with them. Also can't really work when they're around ya know? Even though they know what I do and stuff. So anyway they're here for a handful of days so this video is kinda the only new video I'll post for a little bit. It's actually a brand new video but I don't have a thumbnail for it yet. Dunno if I'll be able to make one til they're gone so just take the preview. The basic gist is "Rex" has never cum and I tell Daddy I'm up for the challenge blah blah blah. I'll try and post occasionally as I can but if you don't see me til Tuesday it's cause I'm enjoying some family time!
2021-03-13 05:05:12 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon y'all. I ain't gonna be around much today cause I got stuff going on but I have something new for tomorrow <3
2021-03-11 20:49:13 +0000 UTC View PostLook too tired to do a proper shill. This seems appropriate. I don't even wanna shill cause tired af FROM THE HORRIBLE HOSPITAL but whatevs I gotta keep shilling to make a living. "Nurse Sucks and Fucks Your Engorged Cock" Just seems appropriate here to shill. I dunno get it if you want don't if you don't want. I'm gonna eat something cause they told me not to eat ALL DAY TODAY "JUST IN CASE" aka FOR LITERALLY FUCKING OVER 12 HOURS I hate them so much. I hate American healthcare. And I get to pay out of my fucking ass for the privilege of USING THEIR FUCKING CHAIR FOR 6 HOURS AND BEING TOLD TO CALL IF I FEEL ANY WORSE
2021-03-11 02:16:23 +0000 UTC View PostI just literally spent all day in the hospital. Like not cause of the COVID well yes because of it but cause I have asthma and I was getting checked on recommendation not cause I was feeling sick but I spent OVER SIX FUCKING HOURS WAITING. I'm NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING SICK AGAIN
2021-03-11 02:10:31 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning friends. Day two of COVID
2021-03-10 17:29:12 +0000 UTC View PostI figure this is appropriate as I am now quarantined. Re-shilling "Quarantined Roommates Fuck and Creampie" Roleplay style video from ALMOST A YEAR AGO WHEN THIS COVID SHIT STARTED WHY IS THIS STILL A REALITY OH MY GOD KILL ME AND NOW I HAVE IT AND WHAT THE FUCK Anyway here just buy it okay in case I die If I die I sign everything over to my dog
2021-03-09 19:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning homies. I officially have COVID. Not bad though. Here's some COVID infected underboob
2021-03-09 18:03:22 +0000 UTC View PostWell y'all this was about a year ago so I figured maybe I should shill it again since it goes with the goth theme. I've been feeling pretty lethargic the past couple of days and not feeling very myself so I think I might be safe and get a COVID test. Don't really think I have it but I wanna be safe plus Texas opening back up without masks makes me think we're pretty likely to have gotten fucked. But yeah I've been pretty energy sapped and while not sick or feverish very meh feeling. Of course it could be depression but it doesn't feel like my normal depression, ya know? Safe is better than superspreading. Anyway this is another goth themed video I did. I actually dig the goth stuff. I pretty much own all black anyway. Maybe I'll try alt-girl stuff with some fake tats. Anyway here's the MV description: This video features me doing what I do best! Deepthroating my dildos as well as showing off some of my anal but this time I do it with some goth girl attire/make up! You'll see deep anal penetration with my Bad Dragon Chance, deepthroating all the way to the base, ass to mouth, and a throatpie as well! I also use my Bad Dragon Rex a little bit! I hope you enjoy So yeah about a year old now. Figured I'd put it up for those who might have missed it the first time.
2021-03-09 01:20:57 +0000 UTC View PostI was looking into VR stuff cause COVID and bored and I saw Beat Saber has a BTS music pack and the urge is rising EXPONENTIALLY I WANNA BEAT SOME SABERS TO BTS
2021-03-08 21:27:41 +0000 UTC View PostSorry the weekend is ending here are tits to compensate
2021-03-08 01:22:48 +0000 UTC View PostAlright here we go. Sorry to all y'all who didn't win yesterday on the UFC bet now it's like 5 bucks more expensive for you hueuehuehuehue. So this is my goth look basically. And it's a deepthroat/roleplay vidya. Ya know what I'm not feeling too good today so I'm just gonna leave it at that tbh. I'm feeling a bit drained so I'll just put the preview up as well as the full video. Get it if ya wanna. Remember it comes with both the preview and the full video so if you buy it you'll get both. Just gotta hit the little side arrow to get to the full video part.
2021-03-07 21:21:12 +0000 UTC View PostSorry Izzy bois. I got my...7? fight theoretical parlay right. I woulda made $3000 off a $100 bet :( Time to start a UFC betting OnlyFans and bank off my amazing calls
2021-03-07 06:24:29 +0000 UTC View PostWHO KNOW WHO HASN'T LOST THEIR ZERO YET? THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE. NICE TRY IZZY FANS. EZ WIN
2021-03-07 06:22:13 +0000 UTC View PostWITH THE ILLEGAL KNEE FROM YAN MY THEORETICAL PARLAY JUST NEEDS JAN TO WIN. No sports betting in Texas but so far every pick won and a parlay bet would have returned almost $3000 on a $100 bet
2021-03-07 05:27:50 +0000 UTC View PostAMAZING. ILLEGAL KNEE SAVED MY THEORETICAL PARLAY. ALSO THAT WAS AN ILLEGAL AS FUCK KNEE WHAT THE FUCK YAN
2021-03-07 05:06:31 +0000 UTC View PostBets done bois. All my predictions correct so far. LETS FUCKING GO STERLING
2021-03-07 04:35:30 +0000 UTC View PostMAIN CARD TIME. TIME RUNNING OUT TO BET AGAINST ME IF YOU'RE ROOTING FOR IZZY https://onlyfans.com/119136290/missprincesskay
2021-03-07 03:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostKai Kara-France looks like the 30 year old dude that gets casted as the high-school jock bad guy in a coming of age movie
2021-03-07 01:16:08 +0000 UTC View PostBruh this Tim Elliot vs Espinoza fight is DELIVERING in everything but MMA fighting Tim talking about some sort of woman beating accusations to Espinoza during the wrestlefucking Krause telling Tim to rub his wounds (can't use the red liquid that comes from the body word on OF) all over Espinoza's face What a great drama
2021-03-07 00:55:44 +0000 UTC View PostY'all remember my bet thread on Dustin vs Connor and how I fucking wrecked you Connor fanbois? I'mma do it again with Izzy. Now I don't dislike Izzy by any means but some people seem to think he's the next MMA God come down to reign holy hell on the Middleweight division. Now I think he's damn good. He made Costa look like a scrub, he had the most boring fight I've ever seen against Yoel Romero, and he just looks unbeatable in most fights. Awkwardly enough it seems like Kelvin Gastelum gave him his hardest run. But I think the hype train is too hype. So I'm putting the bet out there. I think Jan has a damn good shot of taking Izzy's 0 away. So if you're wanting to bet on Izzy you can do it here. If Izzy wins everyone who bets (tips) $5 or more will get my next video I plan on releasing tomorrow for free. It's a little over 18 minutes long, goth girl deepthroat/blowjob roleplay style video. So it would be around $18. So you're risking $5 to make $18. THAT'S SOME GOOD FUCKING +EV ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE A IZZY FANBOY. If Izzy eats it and loses than you get NOTHING AT ALL SUCKAAAAA It'll be open til the start of the Yan vs Sterling fight. After that no more bets. Bring it on bois
2021-03-06 22:12:09 +0000 UTC View PostWHO'S READY FOR SOME FACE PUNCHING ACTION LETS GOOOOOO
2021-03-06 21:46:18 +0000 UTC View PostTonight I present to you: "The Risky Bundle" I've shilled all these before but this bundle contains: CAUGHT! Anal Play and Public Anal Dildo Public Changing Room Orgasm & Cum GF RP Risky Casino Adventure So I don't do much risky stuff anymore. Maybe I will I dunno these were all customs so we'll see if I get more in the future. So anyway these are all risky in some way. Not gonna lie I decided to do this one cause I was re-watching Kakegurui and thought it fit well. So just gonna give a run down of each since I don't have thumbnails or previews. CAUGHT! Anal Play and Public Anal Dildo: Various shenanigans indoors and then outdoors. I was doing the thing when someone for SOME REASON walked down the stairs in my old apartment complex. Anyway my ass had the tightest grip on my dildo hoping it didn't just slide out and give it all away. Public Changing Room Orgasm & Cum GF RP: Roleplayish video where it's like I'm sending/talking to you via messenger or something. I eventually do shenanigans inside a Victoria Secret changing room. This was pre-COVID and all items used were bought cause otherwise that's gross yo don't do that shit. Risky Casino Adventure: I get risky in the one place probably best suited for it - a casino. I also lost $20 bucks on a machine so you can say I got fucked twice. Anyway that's it. HELL OF A CARD TOMORROW BOIIISSSSS LETS FUCKING GO
2021-03-06 01:42:06 +0000 UTC View PostSelf Employment Taxes SUCK. That is all.
2021-03-05 22:12:37 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! WandaVision season finale was fun! Looking forward to Dr. Strange 2. Banger of a card tomorrow. Super excited. Hard to make picks in a lot of these fights. I feel like Nunes is a safe choice no matter what. I do think Yan is kind of a false champ tbh. Like his win over Aldo was legit but Cejudo definitely just kinda got up and peaced out. Weird situation but this will be a good test. Otherwise man Jan vs Izzy is hard to call. My heart says Izzy but my head says Jan. Anyway good morning!
2021-03-05 17:35:38 +0000 UTC View PostYou know I didn't know the Ford Mustang Mach E was actually already out and delivering. Pretty cool. I like how they have a volume control knob on their screen and such. Glad to see Tesla finally getting competition that's actually decent here in the US. I do hope more and more cool electric cars come out soon. I always said the electric part is defo cool but the tech is even cooler to me in a Tesla and the real world useable Autopilot and hopefully some day real full self driving. I also saw that it looks like FSD will be subscription based soon which is also cool. I feel like by the time I'm ready to get a Tesla I'll have a lot of other options and that's never a bad thing as a consumer. Anyway on to my shill. Another video I've shilled before but I thought the deepthroat stuff needed a break so here's some good old vanilla stuff. "Wet Intense Multiple Orgasms In A Skirt" You know when I was just glancing through this video I was thinking "Companies should really try and do more sponsorships with OF girls" Like imagine while nearly cumming to my Hitachi you get slapped with "This orgasm brought to you by the latest model Hitachi Rev.3 Deluxe Ultrasonic use code MPK2021 for 20% ooOOOOOoooooOOOOOoooooooooooooooff" with the ooo part obviously being me cumming ya know? LIKE CAN YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES? Than I realized that porn viewership, especially of a solo female, is male dominated so I'd have to pivot to like mid-jerk/before the throatpie "this HUGE LOAD is brought to you by SEMEN DEMON XXXTREME CAPSULE - Guaranteed to make you burst your biggest load ever" and than just just some comical ass amount of cum lube come out of the dick. Anyway I think about stuff like that sometimes because I think it'd just be fun as fuck. I can only imagine the amazing comedic timing segues I could do. Or just having some gigantic Miller Lite poster in my background for product placement. Obviously my dream sponsorship would be Monster. I actually emailed them once and I never got a reply back of course :( Oh right anyway my video shill is me cumming a lot and getting wet and grooly from Hitachi/masturbation and butt stuff. I kinda went off topic. The video is fairly long, fairly loud, fairly porny, and fairly made from locally sourced vagina. Get it to support my life long dream of getting free Monster Lo-Carb for the rest of my life and one of those nifty Monster engraved fridges.
2021-03-04 22:40:27 +0000 UTC View Post