Alright let me try and explain this video.
Now the preamble:
It is another older video. Shilled before. Etc etc. Buyer make sure you don't gots it already.
"Extreme Deepthroat Ass Slapping Roleplay"
Now imagine Taken.
Out in some foreign country a girl gets taken and her dad just happens to be some super secret agent man. Unlucky for the takers, right?
This is pretty much the opposite of that.
In this rendition of Taken my dad is the one that gets taken. Who knows what for probably not the same thing in the original movie maybe as a coal miner or something.
But he gets taken. Using my super sleuth skills of deductions I find the note left by the takers and BAM I show up in true hero fashion to save my dad.
I use the one skill I really know - SEX.
Sorry I'm not super secret agent lady I am just an OnlyFans thot so I must use what I know.
So in order to save my dad I use my super sex thot powers to suck and slap my ass into giving me my dad back.
In the end there's a tearful reunion, a college graduation, and eventually nuclear war with North Korea.
Seriously this is just pretty much Taken: OnlyFans edition
So ya know. Better than Taken 2/3 but not as good as 1.
The above description is not accurate but actually not too far off.
Anyway that's the shill. Onto the non-shill. Saturday is gonna be a BANGER of a UFC card. Pretty much the only thing I'm looking forward to this week besides my regularly scheduled breakdown. But damn I hope these fights deliver.
Hopefully COVID vaccinations get out quickly. I really wanna do SOMETHING this year. Kinda wanna try somewhere with a beach or Disney land.
2021-03-04 01:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Good morning broskis
2021-03-03 19:04:22 +0000 UTC
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Hello and welcome to another episode of Texas fucking shit up. We've re-opened with no mask mandate so I'll be in my hidey hole while all of the yeehaw's get sick I guess.
Anyway the shill must go on.
I have another re-shill. I'm honestly out of new things right now until I make them so y'all get re-shills. Some of you old boi's will see the duplicates so don't mind them. For you newbies well here's your chance to get them without scrolling into the oblivion that is my OnlyFans wall.
So today I have for you (again)
"Intense Anal Training for Extreme Anal"
Now you know Deepthroat Kay. Maybe you even know Vagina Kay. But some of you might not know Anal Kay. Well Anal Kay was just a little fledgling while Deepthroat Kay was a big, strong mama bird. So Anal Kay needed to train up and get on Deepthroat Kay's level.
Here's what is the first episode in Kayla Ball Z where I basically train anal stuff super intensely in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. This is the origin story for Super Anal Kay. The first training session in a long line of training sessions in an attempt to catch up to Super Deepthroat God Kay.
So catch this action I promise you it's not a filler episode.
As mentioned it's an older video as well so no thumbnail so you get the shitty autogenerated preview.
2021-03-03 05:43:06 +0000 UTC
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Good morning!
2021-03-02 22:12:55 +0000 UTC
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Alright before I announce the thingy tonight I wanna shill my new video first.
Appropriately titled "Daddy's Girl Throatpies And Swallows Cum" it's literally a lot of daddy dirty talk with deepthroating and throatpies. And the last one is an "overflowing" kinda throatpie.
So yeah I don't really know how to break it down more than that. I know some of you have been wanting another deepthroat video lately so here ya go.
Will post tip thread stuff before bed tonight :)
2021-03-02 05:05:27 +0000 UTC
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Alright so the tip thread update (messaging is fucking borked so I can't really send messages right now)
Firstly sorry. I wanted it to be bit more fun and involved but some personal stuff + some Texas stuff really fucked with that. But it is what it is and I still plan on making two bomb ass videos.
Anyway the winner was....
PUSSY! To retain the title.
So Pussy will get:
At least 40 minute video
Creampies. Lots and lots of creampies.
Fuck machine usage
Big, big dildos. Maybe even a new dildo if I can grab one quick.
Did I mention creampies?
Potentially a cosplay as well
And some other assorted sex sex stuff
But Throat need not be sad. Throat will still get their video
At least 20 minutes
At least 1 throatpie maybe more cause everyone is awesome <3
A few dildos and at least one pretty big one
And probably other stuff I like trying to make my videos as enticing as possible ya know?
The videos will be worked on and hopefully out within the first couple of weeks!
2021-03-02 04:34:15 +0000 UTC
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And we are officially done with February's tip thread! I'll announce the winner and what all will be in the videos tonight! Also good morning
2021-03-01 21:45:12 +0000 UTC
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And this shall be your last warnings for the tip thread :) When I wake up tomorrow it will be over and I'll post the full details of who won and what to expect in both videos.
2021-03-01 08:22:43 +0000 UTC
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Good morning! This is your second to last warning about the tip threads pinned at the top of my profile!
2021-02-28 22:26:16 +0000 UTC
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Alright y'all the tip thread stuff is ending Monday! So don't forget to get in if you wanna. Check the two pinned posts if you don't know what I'm talking about on my page.
And my shill for today
"Wife's Best Friend Wants To Fuck You"
Time Period: Red-haired Kay
Genre: Story, Roleplay, POV
Most Suited For: Home Wrecker kinks, Kay Fans, Dirty Talk lovers, People who wanna see stuff other than deepthroat
Not Suited For: People who are not into the Most Suited For stuff
Rating: 8.43/10
So an older video so no thumbnail. You'll get the the really short preview instead. Long video too. Very roleplay focused. Doggy style fuck machine fucking, etc etc.
Definitely shilled before so buyers beware if you've been around for a bit you might have seen this/picked it up.
2021-02-28 04:50:37 +0000 UTC
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I forgot to good morning so here's this but also this is probably one of the weakest UFC cards like ever ya?
2021-02-28 04:30:00 +0000 UTC
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I don't really promo myself as a hyper sexual being. You know I shill my shills in dumb ways but I think I'll do the hyper sexual thing. You know that typical baity thing where I talk as if this is what I'd do to you blah blah when everyone knows I'm probably a pillow princess.
So this was filmed during the snowpocalypse and it features me just sorta riding a dildo on the ground. It's kinda like how I'd ride you if we were together ya know? Nah nevermind I can't even do it for one shill. Look my thighs were on fire, I felt awkward with my rhythm, and I'm pretty sure the downstairs room complained to the front desk. But I'M CREATING PORN HERE so what can ya do.
So yeah. I'm no master rider for sure. But you can get this and this is about as long as I could ride you probably. That's what all the cuts were for. For the out of breath panting from the exertion.
2021-02-27 00:51:03 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon. I got Gane for tomorrow
2021-02-27 00:06:14 +0000 UTC
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It's a stormy night tonight
2021-02-26 07:12:50 +0000 UTC
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Good morning friends and not so friends
2021-02-25 22:52:18 +0000 UTC
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Alright I call this bundle the
"February sucked both personally and financially cause I had a shit ton of things falling on my plate so here's a Hail Mary bundle pack that will hopefully help salvage it a bit"
So basically February sucked. On a personal level and an income level. I'm not gonna be going homeless or anything but it's just been much worse than my previous months even accounting for the shorter month. I mean it's understandable. A lot of shits happened this month. But the month is ending and hopefully with March trudging along I'll sprout like a flower in spring and get back to slaying dildos with ass and throat alike.
So this bundle includes 3 hardcore deepthroat and older videos. They don't have previews or thumbnail pictures but they have all the hardcore content you've come to love. Please make sure you want all 3 as I've absolutely shilled them before.
The 3 videos are:
Being a Cock Slut & Cum Whore For Daddy
Extreme Wet Messy Deepthroat Face Fuck
Extreme Wet Messy Deepthroat Cum Swallow
Hardcore deepthroat content. Fuck machine used in one of the videos. Throat-demolishing stuff, ya know? Back when I was just becoming the meme I am today. So yeah. Originally all of these would be over probably like $100 but I'm gonna give you 69% off so it comes to a cool $31 for the bundle. That's a savings of more than $42.0! So pounce on this opportunity while you can.
I haven't really been good about this February tip thread. I'm still gonna be doing them. I'm just gonna add some stuff to them and as more tips come in I'll add more stuff. Y'all deserve some bomb ass videos.
2021-02-25 03:44:23 +0000 UTC
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Is this GME round 2?
2021-02-25 00:21:23 +0000 UTC
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Good morning fellas
2021-02-24 22:31:08 +0000 UTC
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HELLO. I DID IT. I DID STUFF.
EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD IS TRYING TO KILL TEXAS FOR HARBORING TED CRUZ I STILL MANAGED TO FUCK MY ASS YAY!
"Rough Rex Anal Fuck And Anal Creampie"
So here we have an anal video where I use my large Bad Dragon Rex after some warm up with a long butt plug like device and my fingers. Lots of close-up, butthole stretching fun. And it comes with a creampie! Not the coconut kind unfortunately. I could go for something sweet now though. My ass definitely deserves it.
My butt literally feels like it just chugged some of the hottest hot sauce possible. No I will not do that for a video I know some of you would ask.
But anyway yeah I'm getting back up to filming and getting shit done. Promise I'm gonna get back on track Mother Nature can go fuck off.
2021-02-24 05:12:44 +0000 UTC
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Good morning. I'm gonna be brave and film an anal video today.
2021-02-23 22:48:09 +0000 UTC
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Good morning y'all
2021-02-22 22:25:45 +0000 UTC
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My shill for today is the pictures I took while sheltering from my electricity deprived house during the snowpocalypse.
Just some nudes and some not so nudes and some nudes. You know the usual stuff. 39 pictures in all.
<3 <3 <3
2021-02-22 20:53:05 +0000 UTC
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It was literally the Texas snowpocalypse like 4 days ago and today it's so warm in my apartment I need to use the AC.
Bruh.
2021-02-22 03:08:11 +0000 UTC
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I'm pretty off my game y'all. I've had a hard time pushing myself to work and get things done. Honestly it's a lot to get out of bed lately. Mostly just the toll of personal stuff straight into snowmageddon dealing with it all back to back. Stick with me though I promise I'll bounce back.
2021-02-22 02:27:56 +0000 UTC
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Good morning <3 I've been getting up late lately damn. Anyway WOOOOOOOWWW THAT DERRICK LEWIS KO
2021-02-21 22:00:24 +0000 UTC
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEWIS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2021-02-21 03:57:39 +0000 UTC
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Status Update:
Pussy looks to dropping the Peoples Elbow on Throat's debut as she's firmly in the lead.
Lets see if todays item can turn the tides.
SOMEONE HAVE MERCY THE TABLES ARE BEING BROUGHT OUT
WHO'S GONNA BE LAYING ON THE TABLE WHILE THEY GET ELBOWED FROM THE TOP ROPE?
Y'all get to decide!
Whoever receives the most amount of new tips will get to drive their opponent through the table
Now you may ask what does the table do?
Getting driven into a table hurts.
THE TABLE:
-5 minutes from opponents time
+5 minutes to your time
+2 separate dildo "pies" (throat or cream)
+1 extra huge dildo usage to the best of their abilities
-1 extra piece of clothing removed during the filming
So friends lets see who gets put through the table.
Table winner will be declared when I wake up tomorrow.
Help Pussy Win The Table:
https://onlyfans.com/109308688/missprincesskay
Help Throat Win The Table:
https://onlyfans.com/109310017/missprincesskay
2021-02-21 02:05:49 +0000 UTC
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Good morning you turdbuckets
2021-02-20 23:33:15 +0000 UTC
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btw I got Lewis today although unlikely as hell I'm hoping his stand-the-fuck-up-jitsu can overcome Blaydes hump-you-to-death wrestling
2021-02-20 21:27:30 +0000 UTC
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Alright we need some new content. Not clips but something a bit longer. I know there are some of you who basically need to chaff your dick before you can squeeze one out.
So here's something new in multiple ways. Filmed during the great snowpocalypse of 2021 I traversed the Texas Winter Tundra to seek shelter with power and I found a place. So I holed up and brought my new Bad Dragon (Tucker, Medium) and filmed with it in the shower. So change of scenary, change of dildo, and not deepthroat!
It's all pussy fucking and me struggling to get the whole bitch in my vagina. I actually do manage to get it all. And then came the big ol' creampie at the end.
Preview with the message and such.
2021-02-20 03:10:57 +0000 UTC
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