Portrait of a good mom. See all my snacks I got for you! Bes..
Portrait of a good mom. See all my snacks I got for you! Best mom ever. Admit it.
2024-05-22 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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(Swipe right & read to the end for hilarity) Since it’s a lu..
(Swipe right & read to the end for hilarity)
Since it’s a lull, and my dumb boyfriend is not available, and Mr Poindexter is at work, I came out for a sunbathe. I should snatch you girl fans, D & K, and we could do mom stuff. Make banana bread or something.
Ok guys: wanna hear something funny? Behind the scenes here at onlyfans headquarters, often models fight each other. I’m not kidding. They get in eternal feuds. “That bitch think she’s all that? Pssshh”, or, they quietly buy fans from each other to juice the new fan for cash with paid content and sometimes the deals go sour and it’s a HUGE DRAMA.
(That’s why you might start getting locked PPVs from some model you never followed, because someone you did follow sold your username to another model to follow you and open your inbox - it’s against the rules, but models can be underhanded.)
But the funniest street-brawl between two models went like this:
“Oh, you think you’re all that with that banana bread pussy??? Honey, my roast beef pussy makes way more money than your banana bread!”
I fell off my chair laughing so hard, because her imagery was SO SPOT ON! Like poetry.😂
“Hmmm…little Courtney does indeed have a pussy that does resemble a banana bread top!🤔. Intriguing.”
Swipe right for hump day specials. I need more boyfriends. O..
Swipe right for hump day specials.
I need more boyfriends. One for every day of the week, then there will be no problems. I'm in a lull at work right now and I feel antsy without something to do
w/ @lismuhree
Hey Assman! Some hump day amusement for you. Swipe right. Ug..
Hey Assman! Some hump day amusement for you. Swipe right.
Uggghhh…as you heard in my chatty video last night, I’m impatient. I get all bummed out when companies or investors I’m working with don’t reply right away and meet right away. They eventually do, but then like another week before we can meet. I’m just more the type “ok good, right now, let’s do this”
I hate when other people work slower. But, I know they have other things and I’m not the most important, so, oh well🤷🏻♀️
Good morning! Amd a happy hump day to you. Time for work!
Good morning! Amd a happy hump day to you. Time for work!
2024-05-22 12:42:10 +0000 UTC View PostHappy taco Tuesday! In this video, hunting chatty chat, if y..
Happy taco Tuesday! In this video, hunting chatty chat, if you're an outdoorsman or interested. And my book I'm reading "The Perfect Marriage", spoiler! There's a murder.😆
And Mr Poindexter always boggled, "why do you always read the end of the book first!" He can't believe it. He saw me with a new book "so, did you read the end? Who's the murderer?"
"I did.😬 It was the wife."
"Mmm-hmmm. The wife. Yep, that checks out"
I'm your new boss. Sorry. And don't bother complaining to HR..
I'm your new boss. Sorry.
And don't bother complaining to HR. She's a milf too. And I pay her a lot to make sure you keep quiet. You'd end up face first between her thighs, she's very good at "keeping you quiet"
(That's why I pay her the big bucks)
I'll give you one whole ₽oindexter Bux if you let me hold yo..
I'll give you one whole ₽oindexter Bux if you let me hold your face between my thighs. I need it.
(Actually...I do. My local BF was texting about seeing him all day, kept postponing it - how about 11am, noon, 2pm,... - until it was too late.
Why do that to me! Then I get all excited, my pussy gets so wet thinking about it, then nothing! I just wish he wouldn't do that unless he's sure he can😓)
"I don't think Timmy's mom knows we can see her breasts..." ..
"I don't think Timmy's mom knows we can see her breasts..."
"Shut up! Don't ruin it!"
What do you think of this? It says "that's a good mom right ..
What do you think of this? It says "that's a good mom right there, she's got snacks, she's a caretaker", doesn't it? What say you? I'd be the best mom to you
2024-05-21 20:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostYou got a text your your friend's mom "my little Timmy is ha..
You got a text your your friend's mom "my little Timmy is having a dungeons & dragons game, come over", but when you got there, the house was empty except this.
"I'm the new Dungeon Master. Get your dice bag out. Right now"
What do you do?
Good morning! More Fan Gear time! This Chelsea F.C. jersey i..
Good morning! More Fan Gear time! This Chelsea F.C. jersey is POSH! Embroidered gold leaf, customized name, rich. (Swipe right) And remember! If you want me to wear your college, military or first responder gear, just drop me a DM! I'll give e you my address to send it and I'll pose in it.
2024-05-21 15:48:03 +0000 UTC View PostHope you had a nice Monday! Angry Poindexter inside here😡. I..
Hope you had a nice Monday! Angry Poindexter inside here😡. I've been arguing with Meta (Facebook/Instagram) ALLLL day with their brand rights legal team.
I close over 20,000 fake accounts of me on there and tik tok and twitter each month, every month - they're cash scams using my pics.
And because of that, at one point my attorneys demanded they give me access to their super secret brand rights protection system that makes it easy to enforce my trademark rights - they didn't want to, because it's reserved for Coke & Nike & Disney types. But the flagrant violations were obvious so they did
Then, I can just push a button and my trademarks are enforced, easy peasy. But today? For some crazy reason, they keep telling me on two obvious fake Mrs Poindexter Instagrams, they're not sure if I own the trademark, if it's a violation, if it's me requesting, everything!
I keep sending them the US Patent & Trademark Office records, my attorneys' affidavits, my trademark certificates, my IDs, and they keep saying "nope. We're not sure. Denied"
I AM LIVID! Finally I'm just all "fine, I'll send this ticket to my attorneys - with YOUR ticket number Mr man - and you can explain to your bosses why you just incurred a legal bill for the company because you can't read the rules!"
I was so mad.
Your best friend's moms boobs fell out. Do you tell her, or ..
Your best friend's moms boobs fell out. Do you tell her, or just act cool?
2024-05-21 04:29:52 +0000 UTC View PostPlease suck on my tits. Don't you want to? Why not! I swear ..
Please suck on my tits. Don't you want to? Why not! I swear you will like it, you just have to trust me. You trust me don't you? Now pleeeease suck on my tits
2024-05-21 01:01:47 +0000 UTC View Post(Swipe right) From "K", one of my Sapphic female fans, she s..
(Swipe right) From "K", one of my Sapphic female fans, she sent me this flag to pose with. I shall unite my lesbian fans under this here banner, make them lick each other to orgasm (with forrced boob sucking of course) while I watch from my recliner with champagne and my favorite toy in my pussy, cumming as they do.
Then, make em all service me. (And prob vice versa). It's just girls helping girls, no big deal.
Ladies? You would do that for me wouldn't you? Now please touch your pussies for me right now.
...so, for those who asked "who's this Mrs Temperance? This ..
...so, for those who asked "who's this Mrs Temperance? This is her. You'd have to scroll pretty far back tho, so here you go. And yes, like I said, conservative Christian neighbor mom, seems to be into girls, but can never. Husband found out about these pics, and I never really heard from her again
(Oh. And she has a newborn so her boobs are full. But that's not allowed on onlyfans or I would. I did squeeze her boobs to check, you know I did😅🍼🥛🐮)
(Swipe right) Oh hey! Here's a new pic of Mrs Honey Ryder I ..
(Swipe right) Oh hey! Here's a new pic of Mrs Honey Ryder I found. She has big breasts, btw. I forgot to tell you, I saw Mrs Temperance Goodlady at the school thing last week - didn't talk to her there, but texted her after "Hey, how's it going!", she said she missed me, but was pretty standoffish, didn't engage.
I've been hesitant to reach out to her, not knowing what happened. But from her response, I suspect her husband ordered her "stay away from that Poindexter! I better not catch you talking to her!" Or something like that.
(If you're new here, different neighbor milfs appear here from time to time, for racy daring fun, sometimes once, sometimes a few times, and some stay. Mrs Goodlady is from a really conservative religious household, good Christian mom. She'd often text me privately "what's happening at that milf estates of yours?" and it seemed like wmshe was interested in girls, but that would never fly in her household.
I eventually invited her here to take pics and she did...but her husband found the pics on her phone, and I never heard from her again after she told me. But I see her at the school occasionally but don't want to make her uncomfortable if something has happened at her household.)
Happy Monday! A couple pictures to send you off for your day..
Happy Monday! A couple pictures to send you off for your day. Just thinking about you.
2024-05-20 12:50:37 +0000 UTC View PostI mentioned girls sex talk in the Live. Here's the video I w..
I mentioned girls sex talk in the Live. Here's the video I was referring to. It's not like we're naked here, just moms talking sex. Tris looks innocent, right?😆 She's the naughtiest of us moms
w/ @annabellepeaches & @tris_love
If you missed tonight's Live Cam, here you go. Next weekend ..
If you missed tonight's Live Cam, here you go. Next weekend is my birthday, and ill see if tris or annabelle wants to come on w me
Stream started at 05/20/2024 01:59 am
Ok Live Cam in 2 hours. Be there. (7pm pacific). I put a cou..
Ok Live Cam in 2 hours. Be there. (7pm pacific). I put a couple gems at the end of this carousel, swipe right. My actual wedding day, and my mom and me many many years ago. Mom daughter before I was the Missus Poindexter.
2024-05-20 00:00:30 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like my innocent mom look? I know I don’t need to tel..
Do you like my innocent mom look? I know I don’t need to tell you, because you already know I’m a good and sweet mom. (You wouldn’t masturbate while imagining your cock inside my pussy, would you? Because that would be naughty to do to the nice sweet mom, don’t you think?)
2024-05-19 21:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostLet me sit on your face. Ok? Just for a minute.
Let me sit on your face. Ok? Just for a minute.
2024-05-19 19:05:20 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Sunday! Momlady needs it. I put pic 4 here from you si..
Happy Sunday! Momlady needs it. I put pic 4 here from you since one like that was the poll winner from yesterday. And remember! Live Cam TONIGHT, at 7pm pacific
2024-05-19 17:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostSaturday night. Back from dinner. I may have had several cha..
Saturday night. Back from dinner. I may have had several champagnes😅 oh! Ok, Live Cam tomorrow at 7pm Pacific. I'll put a reminder up in the morning. So how was your Sat evening?
2024-05-19 06:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostOk! Change of plans. Monsters Day of go karts CANCELLED😂. Th..
Ok! Change of plans. Monsters Day of go karts CANCELLED😂. They were bad. So I'm going out for moms night out - like my outfit?
(OK, they weren't actually bad. Not mine at least, they'll get a beating 😆 But their chums were bad so they got canceled. My monsters are busy in the garage building a woodworking project like a little tribe)
Drop and give me 20. That’s an order, Mister. It’s Armed Ser..
Drop and give me 20. That’s an order, Mister. It’s Armed Services Day! 🇺🇸
2024-05-18 23:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostSince I didn't make a chatty video for you last night, here'..
Since I didn't make a chatty video for you last night, here's one for midday - swimsuit dressing. I guess my little monsters aren't going to go karts for a couple hours so I'm going to lay in the sun for a minute
2024-05-18 21:23:45 +0000 UTC View PostWhich is your favorite? Ok, I'm taking my little monsters to..
Which is your favorite? Ok, I'm taking my little monsters to go karts. Aren't I a good mom?
(Oh, I got a SWEET Chelsea FC jersey I need to take pics in - was that someone on here? Or reddit? And I gotta flag pic and a Univ of Michigan pic - they're coming! I've just been so busy. I'll do it this weekend)
