Imagine I’m your whore girlfriend and I come home from social call feeling Randy as heck and DTF like those freshly laundered sheets you’re laying on. What do you do?
2020-11-29 08:19:19 +0000 UTC
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My nipples are telling me that you need to come over and watch this nasty fucking porno with me...I would listen to them if I were you. They pretty much predicted the pandemic.
2020-11-29 07:51:56 +0000 UTC
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Naughty girl, choosing to believe that exactly nobody sees what I’m doing...it seems I’ve not been keeping up my alcohol tolerance in pandemic isolation. There’s nowhere to go have a nice drink! So when I do...
2020-11-27 06:12:00 +0000 UTC
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My favorite butt toy, the “G Plug,” came out on this call with me. What a dangerously fun and sexy dinner date tease! He ran the motor till it ran out of juice inside me, too! 😫 the charge didn’t even make it past appetizer and cocktails!
2020-11-27 05:38:21 +0000 UTC
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Is it obvious I’m *turned on*?
Sorry for the awful pun...
I’ll go back to playing with my ladybits now...
2020-11-26 04:15:58 +0000 UTC
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There’s nowhere to hide...
2020-11-25 08:48:30 +0000 UTC
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This is the face of a COVID negative sweetie!
2020-11-22 19:55:18 +0000 UTC
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Well daddy, technically...I didn’t actually post it.
Right guys?? Fuck last year was so fun! 😩😭
2020-11-22 01:44:50 +0000 UTC
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What I’m doing during pandemic isolation...
2020-11-20 07:08:14 +0000 UTC
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My date this afternoon was canceled so I’m just gonna...
2020-11-18 22:05:14 +0000 UTC
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He calls himself an explorer, claiming he discovered an ocean...
2020-11-18 14:46:45 +0000 UTC
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My nipples are so hard they hurt.
Need some relief of them hurry!
2020-11-16 04:38:38 +0000 UTC
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Is it true another lockdown is imminent?
Well if that’s the case then I’ll be taking names for new members of my covid sex cult. I have a few openings but competition is fierce and only true lockdown lovers can handle the initiation.
TBH I love lockdown and I love having my very own SnarklePod for mutual support, comfort, and joy during this unending shitstorm of a year. 🧡🧡🧡
2020-11-15 06:08:02 +0000 UTC
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Can I make your wet dreams a wet reality?
2020-11-15 01:02:43 +0000 UTC
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Be me. 18 yrs old. Horny af.
Sneaking boys up to my room to smash.
I’m all about the build up tho cos you know how boys are.
I hear footsteps coming up the stairs and push you under the bed just as my bedroom doorknob turns.
Oh hai daddy...and you brought me a what?
A hole-stretching hard-on?
You have to keep quiet but you are shocked at the filth I’m shouting as my daddy plunges into my ass and my pussy - and back and forth between both holes.
You’re sure the bed frame will collapse and kill you.
I only break eye contact to cum.
2020-11-12 00:25:15 +0000 UTC
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If you know me then you KNOW I’m a Gadget Girl and nowhere is that more apparent than my toy box. I’m beyond sad right now. Why drown the dildo? What did the dildo ever do to you??
I guess I won’t be doing my Show & Tell series for awhile now 😭
2020-11-11 06:55:21 +0000 UTC
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SOMEONE took my iPhone X, my work phone, and threw it in the spa. So...
2020-11-09 04:19:22 +0000 UTC
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“Blue Walls” leave you with Blue Balls?
Do you want some of this?
2020-11-08 02:13:28 +0000 UTC
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Who else needs a hug?
I just want to feel the stimulation of physical pressure, restraint to give form to the internal tightness that is weighing me down today.
But just in case it’s actually emptiness I’m feeling I did make sure to plug both holes.
🤷🏻♀️😂
🧡🧡🧡
2020-11-05 17:24:09 +0000 UTC
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Do you want to shave me?
I’m still learning and could use some instruction.
2020-11-04 20:56:26 +0000 UTC
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These pants are too hot for IKEA.
Idk what it is about IKEA but it makes me want to flash my pussy at bored husbands.
These optical illusion yoga pants were the best I could do...for now 🤓
2020-11-04 03:52:09 +0000 UTC
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Some things change while others never do.
Like my love affair with onesies.
I’ve got four of these now...
This will be my Japanese “Race Queen” get up when I get the call. 😂 #javgoals
2020-10-31 01:26:25 +0000 UTC
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The Spiderweb, testing a fantasy.
Using the PVC frame of my vacuum bed prototype, I was then wrapped with moving film, just to feel the quality of restraint. It was like the vacuum bed but less scary cos I could still breathe.
2020-10-30 23:21:18 +0000 UTC
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I have a bubble machine, a fog machine...and I’ve been interested in a foam machine like the ones at FOAM PARTIES (remember those??). Wow looking back that was pretty damn gross 😂😂😂 miss me with that staph infection lol
2020-10-29 07:47:19 +0000 UTC
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Hello, my peaches.
I feel like a ghost in a haunted whorehouse.
👻 #spookybitch
2020-10-27 18:37:08 +0000 UTC
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Making porn is hard! Gotta keep it light and fun, and always as authentically me as I can. 🧡
2020-10-27 07:24:49 +0000 UTC
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Contents Fragile - Handle With Care
2020-10-25 20:56:49 +0000 UTC
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Pics or it didn’t happen!
How about video tho...
2020-10-25 03:53:52 +0000 UTC
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Had to run an errand to storage today and the clerk totally caught me with my tits out, dress and bra on the floor. Worth it?? 😣
2020-10-25 00:52:56 +0000 UTC
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This is my only form of social media now so you will be subjected to all varieties of my special brand of bullshits 💝 oh, and good morning.
Like this sticker I made? Look familiar? 😂
2020-10-20 17:06:26 +0000 UTC
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