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Imagine I’m your whore girlfriend and I come home from socia..

Imagine I’m your whore girlfriend and I come home from social call feeling Randy as heck and DTF like those freshly laundered sheets you’re laying on. What do you do?

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My nipples are telling me that you need to come over and wat..

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My nipples are telling me that you need to come over and watch this nasty fucking porno with me...I would listen to them if I were you. They pretty much predicted the pandemic.

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Naughty girl, choosing to believe that exactly nobody sees w..

Naughty girl, choosing to believe that exactly nobody sees what I’m doing...it seems I’ve not been keeping up my alcohol tolerance in pandemic isolation. There’s nowhere to go have a nice drink! So when I do...

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My favorite butt toy, the “G Plug,” came out on this call wi..

My favorite butt toy, the “G Plug,” came out on this call with me. What a dangerously fun and sexy dinner date tease! He ran the motor till it ran out of juice inside me, too! 😫 the charge didn’t even make it past appetizer and cocktails!

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Is it obvious I’m *turned on*? Sorry for the awful pun... I’..

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Is it obvious I’m *turned on*? Sorry for the awful pun... I’ll go back to playing with my ladybits now...

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There’s nowhere to hide...

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There’s nowhere to hide...

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This is the face of a COVID negative sweetie!

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This is the face of a COVID negative sweetie!

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Well daddy, technically...I didn’t actually post it. Right ..

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Well daddy, technically...I didn’t actually post it. Right guys?? Fuck last year was so fun! 😩😭

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What I’m doing during pandemic isolation...

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What I’m doing during pandemic isolation...

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My date this afternoon was canceled so I’m just gonna...

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My date this afternoon was canceled so I’m just gonna...

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He calls himself an explorer, claiming he discovered an ocea..

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He calls himself an explorer, claiming he discovered an ocean...

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My nipples are so hard they hurt. Need some relief of them ..

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My nipples are so hard they hurt. Need some relief of them hurry!

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Is it true another lockdown is imminent? Well if that’s the..

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Is it true another lockdown is imminent? Well if that’s the case then I’ll be taking names for new members of my covid sex cult. I have a few openings but competition is fierce and only true lockdown lovers can handle the initiation. TBH I love lockdown and I love having my very own SnarklePod for mutual support, comfort, and joy during this unending shitstorm of a year. 🧡🧡🧡

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Can I make your wet dreams a wet reality?

Can I make your wet dreams a wet reality?

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Be me. 18 yrs old. Horny af. Sneaking boys up to my room to ..

Be me. 18 yrs old. Horny af. Sneaking boys up to my room to smash. I’m all about the build up tho cos you know how boys are. I hear footsteps coming up the stairs and push you under the bed just as my bedroom doorknob turns. Oh hai daddy...and you brought me a what? A hole-stretching hard-on? You have to keep quiet but you are shocked at the filth I’m shouting as my daddy plunges into my ass and my pussy - and back and forth between both holes. You’re sure the bed frame will collapse and kill you. I only break eye contact to cum.

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If you know me then you KNOW I’m a Gadget Girl and nowhere i..

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If you know me then you KNOW I’m a Gadget Girl and nowhere is that more apparent than my toy box. I’m beyond sad right now. Why drown the dildo? What did the dildo ever do to you?? I guess I won’t be doing my Show & Tell series for awhile now 😭

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SOMEONE took my iPhone X, my work phone, and threw it in the..

SOMEONE took my iPhone X, my work phone, and threw it in the spa. So...

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“Blue Walls” leave you with Blue Balls? Do you want some of ..

“Blue Walls” leave you with Blue Balls? Do you want some of this?

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Who else needs a hug? I just want to feel the stimulation of..

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Who else needs a hug? I just want to feel the stimulation of physical pressure, restraint to give form to the internal tightness that is weighing me down today. But just in case it’s actually emptiness I’m feeling I did make sure to plug both holes. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 🧡🧡🧡

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Do you want to shave me? I’m still learning and could use s..

Do you want to shave me? I’m still learning and could use some instruction.

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These pants are too hot for IKEA. Idk what it is about IKEA ..

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These pants are too hot for IKEA. Idk what it is about IKEA but it makes me want to flash my pussy at bored husbands. These optical illusion yoga pants were the best I could do...for now 🤓

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Some things change while others never do. Like my love affa..

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Some things change while others never do. Like my love affair with onesies. I’ve got four of these now... This will be my Japanese “Race Queen” get up when I get the call. 😂 #javgoals

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The Spiderweb, testing a fantasy. Using the PVC frame of my ..

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The Spiderweb, testing a fantasy. Using the PVC frame of my vacuum bed prototype, I was then wrapped with moving film, just to feel the quality of restraint. It was like the vacuum bed but less scary cos I could still breathe.

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I have a bubble machine, a fog machine...and I’ve been inter..

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I have a bubble machine, a fog machine...and I’ve been interested in a foam machine like the ones at FOAM PARTIES (remember those??). Wow looking back that was pretty damn gross 😂😂😂 miss me with that staph infection lol

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Hello, my peaches. I feel like a ghost in a haunted whoreho..

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Hello, my peaches. I feel like a ghost in a haunted whorehouse. 👻 #spookybitch

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Making porn is hard! Gotta keep it light and fun, and always..

Making porn is hard! Gotta keep it light and fun, and always as authentically me as I can. 🧡

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Contents Fragile - Handle With Care

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Contents Fragile - Handle With Care

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Pics or it didn’t happen! How about video tho...

Pics or it didn’t happen! How about video tho...

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Had to run an errand to storage today and the clerk totally ..

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Had to run an errand to storage today and the clerk totally caught me with my tits out, dress and bra on the floor. Worth it?? 😣

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This is my only form of social media now so you will be subj..

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This is my only form of social media now so you will be subjected to all varieties of my special brand of bullshits 💝 oh, and good morning. Like this sticker I made? Look familiar? 😂

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