Did you miss my ‘surprise twerk shorts for your wife’ tutorial last week? Not only is it informative but the sound of the steel shearing thru those fibers will melt your damn brain! (ASMR ok?) I miss my best friend so much @euphoriahaze420 Can’t wait to see you again 🧡💚👯♀️
2020-10-19 23:59:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I asked my daddy if we could play tea party but with whiskey and hookers instead. He said there’s a different name for that - hostess bar.
2020-10-17 21:06:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Autumn is a time for transitions. Stop watering dead plants. Let all that toxic fruit die on the vine.
2020-10-16 15:42:43 +0000 UTC View PostWoke up to cold, crisp morning but wanting to hold on to the last days of Soapland.
2020-10-15 16:43:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Restless in the grass seed capital of the world. I’m gonna go LIVE and tear up my gal pal’s butt.
2020-10-14 05:40:16 +0000 UTC View Post
My girlfriend @euphoriahaze420 talked me into posting these. I like them and think they are artsy-gross-hot-raw-debasing-fancy-snobby-tipsy.
2020-10-14 04:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Serious question guys: should I go full asian with the hair or keep up with the “can I speak to your manager” + Chelsea undercut hybrid look?
2020-10-13 00:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
A post from the archives today: In case you thought I was playing when I told the story of the literal 55gal drum of lube being delivered to Soapland last year... 🥂 May your proverbial barrel of lube run dry before you do 🥂 Cheers to the end of an era 🍾
2020-10-11 20:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Not one but TWO people said to me in the same day, “When people show you their true colors—believe them.” I’m still trying to understand what this means but I’ll take it. Cos I feel like the quote should also say something about ALWAYS being your true colors because then people will always believe (in) you. But if you keep changing up your flag then no one will believe you ever - esp when it’s true and you need it the most. I hope I’m making the right choice.
2020-10-11 12:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I apologize for leaving you all in the dark. It’s hard to be productive when you’re not 💯 on the inside. There was an incident last week that turned my world upside down, shook out all the contents, and stomped them to pieces. This was my first time out of the compound since last week Thursday. Hard to believe it’s been 7 days. Rode motorbike without my top on under the leather jacket, had the zipper down to the navel. Cos yknow...baby steps. 🧡
2020-10-09 01:37:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m about to do something crazy... Pray for me.
2020-10-03 05:47:40 +0000 UTC View PostHaaayy remember this thing?! A Show ‘n Tell mini series has been on my content list forever now but I have trouble deciding where to start! Can you help me solve my problem by submitting your vote for what you would like most for my inaugural episode?
2020-09-30 05:37:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hai it’s Tuesday in the tub right this minute!
2020-09-29 21:45:15 +0000 UTC View Post...cos I love it. 🔞 #hottub #pov #bj #eyecontact #cockworship #dirtytalk #daddy #princess🔞
2020-09-29 18:47:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Getting ready for my closeup. I want to be JAV idol so bad!! What series do you think I would be best fit for my JAV debut? (Vote in the poll below) ⬇️ In the comments include your “director’s vision” or your entirely hot novel concept and I will send you an exclusive, personalized response in the DM 💬♥️
2020-09-29 16:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Me: “Hay...do you remember those gray leggings we ripped thru the crotch that one time?” You: “Hmm...kinda?” Me: “Well I found them and cos am feeling some kinda way...I um..” Me: (Continue this text volley in the comments. 🧡)
2020-09-27 05:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post@euphoriahaze420 Tames My Koosh 😍 Do you love my undercut look? I do. 😁
2020-09-25 02:42:31 +0000 UTC View PostWhat does pussy and ice cream have in common?
2020-09-24 16:08:49 +0000 UTC View PostHello Tiddy: How I Spent My Time in Lockdown
2020-09-24 05:50:37 +0000 UTC View PostEnjoy this 9-min clip of me procrasturbating with a very versatile little toy I like to call “Jessica.” 🔞#solofemalemasturbation #camgirl #wetpussy #toys🔞 I wanna fuck like rabbits today...
2020-09-22 21:08:28 +0000 UTC View PostThis is what I want to be looping in your mind during your Zoom call today.
2020-09-22 18:34:56 +0000 UTC View Post
SnarklePOV shooting tonite 😈😈😈
2020-09-22 07:37:57 +0000 UTC View Post🔞#slumberparty #girlongirl #asianduo #girlsfucktoys #dildo #fuckpillow #anal #cowgirl #analontop #ass2ass #HD #4K 🔞@euphoriahaze420 Enjoy this 13-min clip (in 4K HD duh!) of me and my girlfriend getting stupid horny as she preps my bootyhole for a good time on the fuck pillow. We go ass to ass and bare it all! Anyone else speak terpenese? Feel horny after a hot dab? #glowiesforkobe
2020-09-22 06:53:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Dumplings! 🥟 It’s been a tsunami of asian domination since my gal pal @euphoriahaze420 has returned to The House. The kitchen hasn’t seen this much activity since my last overnight (😂) and it’s filled with fresh herbs and aromatics - and a medicinal level of spice! Can we canoodle your noodle? Now that the sky has cleared it’s safe to go outside again so we can put down the dildos for a minute and have our own onsen resort experience. Join us! We’ll be LIVE later tonite...
2020-09-20 05:10:14 +0000 UTC View PostLet this round thing mesmerize you for 5 minutes and forget all your troubles. 🍑💦🍒💧 Life is simple when you choose WetterHelp.com to Make Your Wet Dreams a Wet Reality.
2020-09-18 16:04:31 +0000 UTC View PostLook at my ass in these Cuban heel thigh highs!! I think I maybe grew a couple inches...but I KNOW you did ;)
2020-09-17 22:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostAll day, everyday at Soapland it may as well be a laundromat too. But I 🧡 washing, folding, getting stains out of linens. #laundryfetish #FullLoad
2020-09-14 06:46:01 +0000 UTC View Post
