This is your brain. 🧠 ⬇️This is your brain on dick.⬇️ Frien..
This is your brain. 🧠 ⬇️This is your brain on dick.⬇️ Friends don’t let friends drive dick-drunk. #IJustHadSex
2021-04-26 09:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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On the nasty scale of 1 to 10–with 1 being a virgin and 10 b..
On the nasty scale of 1 to 10–with 1 being a virgin and 10 being the whore of Babylon—where would you place me?
2021-04-26 02:37:11 +0000 UTC View PostA day in the life of a cyberslut - Amazon Wishlist Deliverie..
A day in the life of a cyberslut - Amazon Wishlist Deliveries
2021-04-25 21:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post🪓True Crime and tiddies cos the world can be a scary place s..
🪓True Crime and tiddies cos the world can be a scary place sometimes.⚖️ 😥 This is one of my favorite merch hoodies from True Crime Garage Podcast...I wore it out getting groceries last nite but forgot to wear a bra and my nipples were still very clearly visible. 😈 I can’t take these girls anywhere!
2021-04-25 16:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis happens more often than I care to admit so you could sa..
This happens more often than I care to admit so you could say I’m a slime factory. 😭🤪🤤
2021-04-25 01:59:13 +0000 UTC View PostOoohh! someone got pussy-wasted last nite! 🤪🤤😈
Ooohh! someone got pussy-wasted last nite! 🤪🤤😈
2021-04-24 21:12:26 +0000 UTC View Post😈 I was DM’ing with a fan and the fantasy accompanying his g..
😈 I was DM’ing with a fan and the fantasy accompanying his generous tip reminded me of a video I had put on the back burner while I figured out the best way to edit it into the narrative I wanted to capture. I think I nailed it. I have a goal for this sweet little story of reaching new heights of pleasure and intimacy through teasing, tension, and lots of imagination. Less is more—the only exception being in your appreciation, of course. 😇 🙏Tip me if while watching this your dick showed signs of life!
2021-04-24 00:45:28 +0000 UTC View PostI had to stop my nipples from calling 9-1-1 today! Can you t..
I had to stop my nipples from calling 9-1-1 today! Can you tell if they are being dramatic or is this a legit cry for help?
2021-04-23 15:35:14 +0000 UTC View PostSorry am late to posting more today! That married dick was ..
Sorry am late to posting more today! That married dick was calling. 😇💍😈 I’m really excited for the next few weeks. I have some very nasty dates in the works that should be a very good stretching.. 🕳 🙀
2021-04-23 07:22:31 +0000 UTC View PostYea I totally climbed him like a tree after that... I promis..
Yea I totally climbed him like a tree after that... I promise this is the last mention I’m in the Top 3% of Creators on OnlyFans! Stay tuned! Regular programming will resume shortly.
2021-04-22 19:15:16 +0000 UTC View Post
“SnarklePony is verifiably hotter than 97% of your other sub..
“SnarklePony is verifiably hotter than 97% of your other subscriptions.” - OnlyFans
2021-04-21 21:07:23 +0000 UTC View PostBitch, I'm MY OWN muse now. Feel like Beyonce is going to in..
Bitch, I'm MY OWN muse now. Feel like Beyonce is going to include this as a lyric on her next album, I can just feel it. I have recently busted thru the Top 5% of all Creators on OnlyFans to 4.4% yesterday and as of today I'm in the top 3%! There was a point I thought of giving up on this platform but the words of encouragement, and testimonials of your wet dreams and vicarious creampies make this all worth it. I'm having so much fun (again!) and I'm cranking out content, engaging, entertaining and it feels fucking good. So THANK YOU for making me your boner-muse of the moment :)
2021-04-21 16:33:48 +0000 UTC View PostI love things from the “olden days,” when it was still okay ..
I love things from the “olden days,” when it was still okay to refer to me as the half-Oriental bird, and I wouldn’t dare be caught in public without my brassiere!
2021-04-21 01:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostSome more test shots of dat ass! I broke two nails trying to..
Some more test shots of dat ass! I broke two nails trying to get this thing on and in the end I decided not to shoot with it. I forgot to bring baby powder, which is key to putting on latex without it sticking to itself or the moisture on the skin. Lube also works if that’s what you’re going for! I know. You learn all kinds of new and useful things from me. 🤓😉
2021-04-20 21:25:21 +0000 UTC View PostIn Porn there’s a moment you can see in the woman’s eyes. It..
In Porn there’s a moment you can see in the woman’s eyes. It’s when her decision-making abilities fall to physical arousal and deep desire. If you’ve never felt it, it’s the kind of need and relief that comes from evacuating one’s bowels. It’s that basic and primal. The body takes over and communicates, broadcasts across the savanna, her animal imperative.
2021-04-20 02:38:31 +0000 UTC View PostEditing content while in the vaccine observation area...Good..
Editing content while in the vaccine observation area...Good thing we are sitting 6ft apart! Your girl is now fully vaccinated!! 🎉🎉🎉
2021-04-19 22:37:29 +0000 UTC View PostThis photoshoot was sponsored by a creative and generous fan..
This photoshoot was sponsored by a creative and generous fan—who also provided my wardrobe, hair, makeup and champagne! 🍾🥂These are just a couple of the shots I snuck on my iPhone, but for sponsoring this shoot he will receive 10 raw images of his choosing and the exclusive behind the scenes footage from the evening. DM me if you want to sponsor my next photoshoot so we can discuss your grand vision 🧡🧡🧡
2021-04-19 18:09:01 +0000 UTC View PostShooting on location last nite and snuck these between sets...
Shooting on location last nite and snuck these between sets. I think I need a new ass tattoo that reads “Your Face Here.”
2021-04-19 14:38:04 +0000 UTC View PostThinking of sending you the compilation video I’ve been work..
Thinking of sending you the compilation video I’ve been working on. It’s kinda long tho. Would you be into a half hour compilation video of me in all kinds of positions or a slightly shorter compilation of me fucking in your favorite position only? What is your favorite position to fuck me in and why?
2021-04-18 21:44:03 +0000 UTC View PostDo you think my dress is too short? I’ve never worn a bra wi..
Do you think my dress is too short? I’ve never worn a bra with this dress as it’s already giving my tiddies much supportive squeeze! Do you think you could tell if I wasn’t wearing any panties?? Did you see my gal pal @harlowflowerfootgoddess post the other day of how a fan spotted the two of us out in the wild? #normkore This is the dress I was wearing. It’s her favorite color too!!
2021-04-18 20:15:34 +0000 UTC View PostKaren said I should bring something nut-free for the kinderg..
Karen said I should bring something nut-free for the kindergarten bake sale. I said, unlike her, I don’t have a husband and I can’t do nut-free, Karen! I live in a goddamn nut factory for chrissakes!!! That’s when she told me to leave.
2021-04-17 23:59:54 +0000 UTC View PostBANANAHAHAHAHAA! Alexa—Stop listening to me during private ..
BANANAHAHAHAHAA! Alexa—Stop listening to me during private banana time!
2021-04-16 03:04:58 +0000 UTC View PostHOT FRIDAY CLIP SALE! HOT FRIDAY CLIP SALE! Apr-23 Only! Did..
HOT FRIDAY CLIP SALE! HOT FRIDAY CLIP SALE! Apr-23 Only! Did you miss my DM with the full 8-minutes of throat-expanding oral assault? DM me if you want the download link!
2021-04-15 09:51:23 +0000 UTC View PostWow fresh-faced bright and early! I only wake up for two th..
Wow fresh-faced bright and early! I only wake up for two things and THIS is one of them 🧡 A smart man knows how to care for me before noon especially if he wants to spend some time in my hot center.
2021-04-14 18:56:49 +0000 UTC View PostMy butt feels so neglected lately so I’m taking you all back..
My butt feels so neglected lately so I’m taking you all back to a time when my butt was the center of attention. #sexcult #baddragon #tentacleporn #anal
2021-04-14 01:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post“𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼,” she says. I miss living life like..
“𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓼,” she says. I miss living life like a “kept woman” in downtown Seattle and regret the day I let that one go. #noregerts #actuallytho🥲 In memory, here is a throwback to a pre-pandemic, pre-protest, pre-sinophobia, panicked-state world where I was a still a carefree princess getting ass massages and pussy was all that mattered. 😜
2021-04-12 15:59:39 +0000 UTC View PostPost -bang shower and solo sauna time but still horny af...s..
Post -bang shower and solo sauna time but still horny af...should I meditate or masturbate? 🤷🏻♀️🤔
2021-04-12 05:34:34 +0000 UTC View PostHi!! Whatcha listening to?? I have some 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖉 I’ve be..
Hi!! Whatcha listening to?? I have some 𝖈𝖔𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖉 I’ve been working on this week! Some of it is gonna go into the feed cos am sweet like that then the real hardcore shit is going to be in your DM’s cos I’m saving myself for marriage. 😂 I’m really excited about one I’m calling “DJ after dentist,” in which I go to the dentist (duh), get numbed up, and fail at my audition for facialabuse.com. The other will be about my boundary clowning field trip. And one more POV of what it’s like to be in my hot center. STAY TUNED and SEND TIPS! My fridge is broken since Thursday and I can’t get a new one till Tuesday so all your tips are going toward horny fuel for my Postmates 😂 (you know how I get after I drain your sack...)
2021-04-11 21:31:31 +0000 UTC View Post
