Whatcha doing? Me: being meta-horny af If you have been viewing my content mostly on your pocket screen you are missing out!! I make high quality video for you so throw that shit up on the 50” you got in the rec room and grab yourself some lotion and have a nice evening. ❤️😎
2021-04-11 04:57:10 +0000 UTC View PostHad raucous office bang the other night...FYI. 😈😂😇 Remember those pop up porn gif banner ads from the early 2000’s? Remember when regular ppl fucking for a camcorder was known as a “sex tape”?? (As opposed to the euphemistic “making content,” or “amateur porn.”) I’m looking forward to the day when my high school sex tapes surface and 😱😂
2021-04-10 07:24:44 +0000 UTC View PostAs long as you have a face... I’ll have a place to sit. 🍑💦
2021-04-10 07:06:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Boundary clowning the social date today! I miss social dates so much! All that time to build up the tension, a little bit of touch, unexpected tease. Surprise wardrobe malfunction! A wild boner appeared! It’s fun to be a lil normkore on the outside when deep down you’re naughty and nasty but you smile with your eyes and nod anyway. 🤫🤫 How far do you think we can push it together? I challenge YOU to take a risk at least once for the rest of this time that nobody can see our true faces...
2021-04-09 00:48:09 +0000 UTC View Post
😈 Feeling naughty in neon, rawrrr peek-a-boo 😱
2021-04-08 06:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I don’t always use Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap, but when I do it’s cos I’m getting some married dick.
2021-04-07 22:56:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Things I love: The way you moan “𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵....” when you’re on top of me, feeling the weight, the heat off of your body, the smell of our combined sweat, and all I see is you. #hornyaf
2021-04-07 18:28:28 +0000 UTC View PostNext time I am in Olympia don’t leave me and my tiddies unattended. You know what they say about idle tiddies...they start making crank calls n shit. They were perking up at every notification, hoping for that one “hay bb u avail?” that would give them the attention they crave!
2021-04-07 00:21:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatcha doin?? Oh you know...hot girl shit.
2021-04-06 05:52:51 +0000 UTC View PostI never get bored...cos I have these things on my chest that someone once lovingly referred to as “fun bags” 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ Yea. “Fun bags”...you guys always amaze me with such names for female anatomy that are as delightful as they are debasing,
2021-04-05 15:07:16 +0000 UTC View PostI just had a date in which furniture was tipped, sleeping cats were disturbed, and I lost my earring! I knew it would be like an audition clip for facialabuse.com and it did not disappoint lol
2021-04-05 06:53:22 +0000 UTC View PostMe to myself in my office: “Goddamn this room looks so damn good now. It’s gonna be a very hot set to bang in...🤣
2021-04-05 06:26:40 +0000 UTC View Post
The kind of dramatic I’m into is lighting. The kind of tension I live for is sexual.
2021-04-02 14:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostHave you met my little friend...? I call him Mr. Banana 🍌 He is always down for comic relief. Watch till the end and tip me if it made you smile and giggle like I did 😇😂😘 #tip4clip #fanenough
2021-04-02 02:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oohhh, mister!! You need to lube up this kitty if you wanna push it unstuck. Just pet her and let her push against you. You’ll see how she opens up for you. 😽 **meeoowww**
2021-04-01 20:34:04 +0000 UTC View Post
THERE!! Can you see? My sweet kitty... He doesn’t wanna come out, he just keeps crawling deeper! Now I’ve got my dress stuck on something under here and I need help, please mister? How do YOU help the gal and her sweet kitty?
2021-04-01 03:43:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey mister! Help! My kitty is under the bed and I was trying to rescue him and now we’re both stuck! Can you pull me out of here??
2021-04-01 00:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna be the nyancat of whores. Let’s be silly together. 🤪
2021-03-30 20:00:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I made this bra for Burning Man cos am hopeful that Elon is gonna tap me for the Technoking plug n play camp this year 🤞🏻😂😇🤓 Like if you wanna make me Elon’s Technobae!
2021-03-29 19:16:29 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s Monday! (again..) You look like you could use some amusement and stimulation! You’re welcome 🧡 cos am a generous whore 😉 #tip4clip #areyoufanenough4me?
2021-03-29 15:13:48 +0000 UTC View Post
What about THIS kitty? This one wants pets too. 😿 Show me (and my kitty) some 💖💖💖
2021-03-29 08:52:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you wanna pet my kitty? I promise you, this kitty is very friendly. 😸
2021-03-28 11:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The illustration is by Patrick Nagel. I’ve got about 12 prints by this artist.
2021-03-27 04:16:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I love this woman. Scratch that... I love this Goddess!! @harlowflowerfootgoddess Are you a part of The Tribe? Maybe you are and just don’t know it yet. I was spoiled the day I met her because no other pro can hold a candle to her grace and generosity of spirit 🧡
2021-03-26 14:14:32 +0000 UTC View Post
ON/OFF Check your DM’s if you can’t decide and need it ALL. If you’re new to the party then DM me. 🧡
2021-03-25 17:04:19 +0000 UTC View PostIn just a few months (🤞🏻) everyone will know when I’m showing my tongue again as masks become a thing of the past. I need to know your opinion on tongue kissing in Japanese porno. Pls vote or submit your essay in the comments. 🧡
2021-03-25 07:13:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning from Thirst Trap Heaven! I’m sorry, it’s Monday Part 2. Click (& tip!) for some playful feminine energy. 🧡
2021-03-23 16:31:14 +0000 UTC View PostHallo from vaccine purgatory 😈 I got my shot so you could put yours all over my tiddies.
2021-03-22 20:33:21 +0000 UTC View Post
