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I’m feeling randy and ambitious today so…I wanna see some di..

Added 2021-05-01 13:51:41 +0000 UTC

I’m feeling randy and ambitious today so…I wanna see some dicks. 😱😱😱 I know, right?? 😍 🤔You’d think that with the kind of week I’ve had 😉😉😉😉😉😉…that when it comes to opining on dicks you could compare my attitude to that of the final judge at the Westminster dog show. And you would be 100% correct: I’m in it for the love of dick—all sizes, shapes, sporting group etc. It also doesn’t hurt that I know how to hold their attention long enough to get them to perform their best and in the end they get a little treat. Sooo…do a lap around the ring with me and drop trou for me today! Tip menu on slide #2. Don’t be a dick (pun intended?) if you send media in my DM without a tip for the rating — you’re welcome to roll the dice but I’ll 100% likely be busy drooling over the tips (🙌) of dicks that paid me. #nofreeboners #tip4clip