Bare-faced and stunned, my sincere appreciation. 🙏🙏🙏 Take t..
Added 2021-05-06 15:58:19 +0000 UTCBare-faced and stunned, my sincere appreciation. 🙏🙏🙏 Take time to celebrate small victories cos life is short. When I show up to the spaceship ramp on judgment day I’ll be able to say “I inspired many boners, saved five times as many marriages than I’ve destroyed... Many children weren’t born because of me. So I guess you could say I made a significant contribution to preventing climate change…You can see my asshole on the internet.” And hopefully they’ll comp me an upgrade. OK somebody put my sweet ass to bed already! 😵💫🙏😇😵😴
