Added 2022-08-12 00:14:20 +0000 UTC
Okay, so I was sexting with this guy yesterday right. Everything was going good, we were vibing. He requested a twerking video, so I balanced my phone just right, perfect angles, lighting mint, asshole & pussy shots immaculate, booty so fat you could call me Thicky Nicky. I was proud as punch of how good it turned out for just a low key spare of the moment video, ya know? I sent it to him, he unlocks it and replies to me ‘little booties matter too!’. You know that math meme from Homeland? I feel like that rn. Anyway, no more booty pics until I go to McDonald’s for breakfast. 🤣
