Well, some of the ladies caught you jerking off at church, a..
Added 2020-05-21 02:05:24 +0000 UTCWell, some of the ladies caught you jerking off at church, and I just can't have that. As your sunday school teacher, it's my duty to make sure you're on the right path for Christ! After speaking to the Lord, he has instructed me to help you relieve some sexual tension in hopes that you calm down.
