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Double POV morning to you all. Yesterday I had an encounter ..

Double POV morning to you all. Yesterday I had an encounter in the showers when I went to the pool. Guy with a very impressive cock recognised us as having something in common. He showed off to me, I let him see me. I think we were both very impressed. No word spoken but it was very obvious this was two guys with huge cocks admiring each other. There is this fraternity, brotherhood of size. This sort of recognised common experience that doesn’t need to be spoken at all. I’m sure his size is impacting his life, the dynamic between him and his friends, how girls view him, rumours about his size. Comments in the showers. This priapic self absorption that so many others wish they could partake in. Like all of you. Every single one of you reading this, your body is reacting to my size. You want to know my size. You want my size. My huge fat cock.

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POV you have a huge penis

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POV you have a huge penis

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Good morning. Let’s start this week with a bulge check. I lo..

Good morning. Let’s start this week with a bulge check. I love these pants but I’ve never worn them outside despite having owned them for some months. Mister Freedom does amazing clothes but they obviously don’t design them with men like me in mind. I didn’t bring anything to hide (like a chore coat or something) so I’m just out there like this in the office and anyone who looks at me will immediately see that I have a massive fucking soft penis.

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This was taken the day after a priapism episode last year (I..

This was taken the day after a priapism episode last year (I think). Still had the hospital band on my wrist.

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Look at the size of my cock! Isn’t it massive?

Look at the size of my cock! Isn’t it massive?

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A History of Bulge. Just a bunch of pictures I’ve taken of ..

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A History of Bulge.
Just a bunch of pictures I’ve taken of my bulge. Some to check how it looks, some because I was horny and wanted to see what others see, some just for fun or to tease someone. Some of these are many years old. Some from this last few months.

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Don’t mind me I’m just an adult man hiding in the bathroom p..

Don’t mind me I’m just an adult man hiding in the bathroom playing with my big penis. Everyone does this right?

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What do you see?

What do you see?

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There is something so erotic that I can lose myself in about..

There is something so erotic that I can lose myself in about just standing there with my huge fat penis hanging heavily. I would stand in a street corner for all to come and marvel at my freak cock if it was socially acceptable. Anyone and everyone welcome to look.

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Do you want to see my huge cock cum?….send me a DM.

Do you want to see my huge cock cum?….send me a DM.

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Little head > normal sized head > big head > mushroom head >..

Little head > normal sized head > big head > mushroom head > apple head > you are here

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Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked..

Once a friend told me that someone who didn’t know had asked them whether I had some sort of deformity or what was up with my bulge. I thought it was hilarious.

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I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared t..

I love my wildmanT underwear. It’s so comfortable compared to normal underwear. I wish I had discovered them way earlier. Anyways here is my big fat cock. Isn’t it….pendulous?

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Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possibl..

Being born with a huge fat cock is probably the best possible timeline for me. Good morning :)
It’s been a bit of a struggle to get back into my studies after summer leave. I’ve been extremely distracted by my penis. Sometimes I just get obsessed with it. Now is one of those times. If I had all the time in the world I would just be hard all day and play with it.

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Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :) Look at my bulge Lo..

Let my huge fat cock hypnotise you :)

Look at my bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

Follow my big bulge

Look at my big fat bulge

(Now send me a tip)

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this we..

Good morning! We finally had nice sunny weather here this weekend, but it was freezing cold. Nothing like coming home and letting my big fat cock breathe a little. One girl I slept with many years ago called my size “titanesque” and I always liked that. She also called it obese. Funny how both positive and negative connotations turn me on. Doesn’t matter if you think my cock is amazing or too big, even disgusting or weird. I like all reactions. As long as I can shock you with how big my cock is, I’m in.

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Would you like to rest your head right there and feel the wa..

Would you like to rest your head right there and feel the warmth and smell rise from my large, thick soft cock?

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Some of you may know I’ve suffered from priapism in the past..

Some of you may know I’ve suffered from priapism in the past. Named after the Greek god with the enormous penis, pretty fitting. For me, it happens when I wake up and realize I’ve been hard all night and it’s extremely painful. Too much flow in, not enough out. It can be so painful that I’ve taken an ice bath hoping it would go down. This is last summer when I had a pretty distinct discolouration following a few powerful episode. It’s just iron in the skin and has since disappeared (mostly). Can be a bit scary to have an erection that is so powerful and lasts for hours that is against your will, cannot be changed by anything. I’ve been to the WR a few times but never had any need for aspiration as it’s never lasted more than 4h after waking up. On the plus side though I know that my adult growth from big to enormous penis is (at least partially) thanks to that.

This video shows the discolouration pretty well. It’s just in the skin, purely just funny looking and not indicative of anything dangerous.

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Good morning! Obviously being a dad I’m a bit busy during th..

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Good morning! Obviously being a dad I’m a bit busy during the weekends but here is a totally soft and a hard comparison for you because I know you wake up thinking about my huge fat cock.

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*what do you do for fun?* Me:

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*what do you do for fun?*

Me:

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I do bulge checks at work because although I’m very proud of..

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I do bulge checks at work because although I’m very proud of my very large penis size, I’m also self-conscious and I have very little capacity for imagining how others perceive me. So I regularly check my outfit specifically to see if my bulge is appropriate, too much, looks obscene. But then I get turned on by how big my penis is and I start taking pictures for you degenerates.

I often try to remind myself that if I was a woman with the female breast equivalent of megalophallus (gigantomastia), I would have no other choice but to go to work and know that everyone sees what I have. Somehow putting myself in that position helps me rationalise that I am the way that I am and that I should just be proud and not try to hide for the sake of others.

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My fat jiggly bulge in an Uber with my boss. A bit risky tak..

My fat jiggly bulge in an Uber with my boss. A bit risky taking that video next to him but he was sightseeing out the window. Is this what normal people do? My penis size has broken me 😶

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After a nice hot shower.

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After a nice hot shower.

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Do other guys do this? Get hypererect? Like really push thei..

Do other guys do this? Get hypererect? Like really push their cock to its limit? I do.

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Some of you who’ve known me for some years have surely notic..

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Some of you who’ve known me for some years have surely noticed and many have asked about and mentioned: my growth. So I give you this comparison of my soft size at 18 and at 35 years of age. I’d be *very* curious to know your thoughts.

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POV you agreed to suck off more than you can chew.

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POV you agreed to suck off more than you can chew.

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I regularly do bulge checks at work because 1) I know it’s v..

I regularly do bulge checks at work because 1) I know it’s visible but not necessarily just how and 2) I am turned on by and proud of my own huge cock being too big to hide, even around family friends and coworkers 3) at the same time I feel deeply insecure about it being too big because it makes me think I need to somehow hide it. So I always wear something to partially hide it if need be at work. It feels good to know that I would be able to hide it, even if I rarely do.

I’m very curious nonetheless whether people look at my penis when I walk around, if they think it’s fake, what they think, if they think it’s obscene or inappropriate, if and who gets turned on, do people think about it afterwards? So many questions I’d like you to answer since this is our little secret and you can tell me anything and ask anything. This is literally big dick safe space for me/(hopefully) you.

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Let me hypnotise you with my obscene bulge. Look at it. Let ..

Let me hypnotise you with my obscene bulge. Look at it. Let it control your mind. Let your mind go there. What do you want?

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I’ve heard that some men wear their cock upwards when they’r..

I’ve heard that some men wear their cock upwards when they’re soft. I tried the other day. I don’t understand how it’s possible. Maybe mine is just too fat.

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