I think I used up all my brain power yesterday on the 5 posts I made π Cant think of anything interesting, funny, or clever to say. ππ
Just a rando photo set and short video here, nothing too fantastic. I do love this dress though. I wear it out semi-regularly and always without a bra or panties π
And if you can stand one more video I've got one for you. I posted a week or so ago that somebody bought me a pink QoS β οΈ tank top and a new toy. Per my policy I made a video and sent it to him already, so he got to see this before everybody else. It's me taking a ride on this monster cock. This is not the thickest but I believe the longest toy I have.
I'm hoping to someday be able to take this ball deep π€€ #goals
My thighs were feeling it after this for sure!! #outofshape
Ahhhh, a day in the life of a "porn star", I use that term very loosely π. No, I don't see myself as a pornstar at all, just an attention starved wife with Daddy issues. I'm joking! π
So, Reddit..... I've talked a little bit about promoting on Reddit which is just a necessary evil for all of this. I know other girls use Insta and X, I'm just not that savvy with those platforms so I'm stuck with Reddit. It can be a major pain in the butt but if I don't do it this page goes away, and at that it's on life support anyway π
You want to know how hard it is moving traffic from there to here? I just posted that I crossed 100,000 followers on Reddit the other day. I get it, porn is free everywhere so most people choose not to pay for it. But out of those 100,000 I only have about 1/2 of 1% that have come over here and joined. The struggle is real π So to all of you that are here, THANK YOU for being my 1/2 of 1% !!
For the most part the way I promote is I take pictures that I shoot to post here and post a few of those around on many random different subreddits. But I have noticed that posting gifs get more attention if you will. I actually looked at my top posts of the last month and about 25 of those 30 were gifs. So this week I decided to shoot a couple of short little videos that I could chop up into different things and use as gifs on many different pages. I'm going gifs only this week on my promotion! π
So I figured since they're already shot you may as well see, and you get to see the whole video here, uncropped, as I don't show my face there of course.
I'm going to post these videos one at a time. Out of these 4 short videos I made about 12-15 gifs to use. I also did a couple of videos using "objects" that unfortunately aren't allowed to be posted here. π€·πΌββοΈ Available elsewhere let's just say.
This video I used on subreddits such as Whaletail, booty pages, chubby girls.
Morning, everyone. Time to shine and rise, in your pants! It's Thursday morning Coffee with KK. Once again, one of the more baffling things I've learned in the last year of doing this (Reddit 1yr, Onlyfans 9mo) is naked women with coffee is a big thing π. Also I learned there something called Rule 34, which would explain the coffee NSFW thing.
If you would have told me 9 months ago I would be able to get this toy in my pussy Id have said you were crazy π. I know all girls like to say they have a tight pussy but I think I have (had?) a tight pussy. My husband couldn't get more than about 2 fingers in me and all the toys I had were on the small side as far as girth goes.
I've have added quite a number of toys in the last 9 months and apparently I'm becoming something of a size queen as they all seem to be getting bigger and bigger. π€ͺ
By the end of this video I have this toy nearly balls deep in my pussy and I came so f@#$ing hard. π€€
Oh, and I have my plug in. I seem to cum extra hard when my ass is plugged π« π« π«
I've only been doing Onlyfans for about 9 months now. And the way that came about was me posting a few pictures on Reddit. Because of the response I got from those few pictures, people asking me what my Onlyfans page was, I decided to come over here and give it a shot.
I've been asked a million times if I really am a "church wife." Yes, I really am. No, I'm not a pastor's wife, I'm just a regular member of a church and have been going to church my whole life. Well, when I first started over on Reddit, I stumbled across a page called of all things ChurchWiife. The idea was "regular" women that go to church that like to post pictures of themselves for a thrill. And I thought "this is perfect for me!"
So I started posting there, that was probably one of the very first subreddits I ever posted on. When I started posting there I had absolutely no intentions of ever doing this, this being Onlyfans. I was just posting for fun. Obviously I'm here now, and of course my username here is Churchwifey_KK which came directly from that subreddit name (sadly regular old Churchwife was taken already)
It became apparent to me very early on that the majority of women that posted there were doing so only to promote their Onlyfans, which at the time was allowed. It looks like that policy is now over because I have been permanently banned from Churchwife because I'm a "content creator." π That is #1.
#2 is I have just surpassed 100,000 followers on Reddit which is unimaginable to me. I can remember clear as day when I first started there getting 10 followers then 100 followers, and my mind was blown that a hundred people would follow me. And I remember my husband saying "can you imagine having a thousand people follow you?" π
Oops, thought I had posted these already but I only posted the 1 photo of me in the shirt that yes, I did wear to work.
So if you remember I had someone gift me this QoS β οΈ tank and a nice, big toy (video coming soon) and didn't know who as there was no name or note in the box. I did have the gifter contact me and tell me who they were though, so THANK YOU once again! I did send him several of these photos ahead of time, maybe that's why I thought I'd posted them, I swear I'm losing my mind,. Anyway, they finally made it here!
No make up, no dress up, no boobs and butt. The weather was really, really nice yesterday so I was out doing yard work, mowing (helping), trimming, raking leaves and closing up the pool for the year. Guess I should have posted this yesterday π€·πΌββοΈ
I'll get something good up today for you Titty Tuesday!
I recently had someone ask for some custom photos in my skimpiest bikini. Well, I have a few of them that leave little to the imagination. So I sent a few photos asking him to pick which he would like me to do the photos in. There was 1 suit in particular that I KNEW I had done a photo set in and I thought for sure Id posted. But I looked up and down my feed, I looked in my photo vault, I looked on my free page, I couldn't find it posted anywhere. I even looked through my gallery and I STILL didn't see it, it was driving me crazy because I knew I wasn't a crazy!
Finally I came across these photos and I cant believe they were never posted. So now that summer is over and it's no longer bikini season enjoy this "Throwback Thursday" set, throwing back to July 6 when these were taken. I believe this might actually be the skimpiest of the suits I have. π
I should put up a poll (and maybe I just will) to gauge the interest is these treadmill walks. This particular video was made for a long time fan that lovedp my treadmill videos but told me they had decided to leave the page. I just wanted to send them (yes, it was a couple) a little thank you/going away video for their support or me.
I clipped off the personal message to them at the beginning of this video so if it seems like an odd intro that's why.
Happy Hump Day. Sorry for the short post here but I'm running late for work and my mind is blank right now. Would rather get these photos posted sooner vs later when I might have something more interesting to say. I see all of your DMs and I'll get to those in due time, just bear with me. βΊοΈ
Well, back to real life. π It was nice having last week off work but like usual 1) it goes too fast and 2) I feel like I simultaneously wasted the entire week by not doing enough but then didn't get to rest and relax because I was doing things that have been put off for a while. Know what I'm saying?
So time to get ready to head to the office, but first my shower. Something you don't see alot of from me, my curly hair when it's wet.
My husband is a HUGE bourbon fan. Any other bourbon guys here? While this bottle isnt anything that special it was a new release that he wanted so I ran out to pick it up for him (Jim Beam Winters Reserve).
I guess I couldn't wait for him so I had to open it up myself and have a taste. Then I let the bottle open me up.... and then I had another taste π
(unfortunately the rules here prevent you all from seeing that ππ)
I will say I'm decidedly not a bourbon girl so hopefully I didn't make too much of a π face when I took a sip π
I took these at the same time as the photos from the post from last night but they really didn't fit very well together so I figured I'd save them for today. Call it Coffee with KK to get your Saturday off on the right foot and hopefully your cock in your right hand (or left if you go opposite like my husband π)
Meant to post earlier, forgot π Hope everyone that was in the path of the hurricane is safe and sound and everyone else (us) that got the remnants (rain and wind) stays warm and dry.
TGIF! Let's kick it off the right way for you! This is the video I teased the other day. These toys were gifted to me and this video was sent to the gifter as part of my "thank you first look" policy! I will say, and I'm not begging or asking for anything, but on my Amazon wishlist if you see something you'd like to see me in or use and gift to me you will get photos or videos before anyone else. Or if there is something else you'd like to see on me or me use send me the link and I can add it to my wishlist to be gifted.
Hope you enjoy this BIG toy in my tight, white pussy because I sure did π€€
Well I'm off work this week as I've told some of you. Trying to get some things done around the house that have been put off for too long. So while I'm at it more gallery cleaning!
Its Sept 26 today, these photos were taken exactly 3 months ago today, June 26 π. How sad is that π π π
Sometimes after I do a photo set I just don't like the way it came out so it doesn't get posted. Or if it's too much like something I have done recently I'll sit on it and then it gets forgotten about. Not sure what the case was for these photos but here they are better late than never. Got a good pretzel pose in here too! π₯¨
Something a little different for you. I've done a few customs like this before where I put some music underneath so it isn't just 2-4min of dead quiet while I strip or whatever I happen to be doing and it think it works pretty well. No, I don't own this music. Ed Sheeran, I hope you are ok with this. You seem like a cool guy, hopefully you won't object. π
Secret revealed, I've never told this to anyone here: 20+yrs ago I was a stripper for about 3 months. π
I did a galley spring cleaning a few weeks ago, posting photos that Ive taken that I just never did anything with and I'm back with more.
I know I've leaned into the BBC fantasy here a few times and yes it's still a big fantasy of mine/ours. We have continued to look for our first potential bull (maybe we are you picky π€·πΌββοΈ) and continue to chat with some. I do get REALLY turned on when chatting with a BBC bull and he tells me to take and send him new photos. That's what these were. I know I've posted before run this outfit but these were taking specifically for a bull I was chatting with.
Btw that video I teased yesterday, day before (gosh I can't remember) will be up tomorrow or Saturday, so y'all come back π
Here are some throw away pics I did a while back that I just never posted. I think I took some of these specifically for promotional purposes (yes I have to promote this page). It was only this 6 photo set and why I took that one with my face cropped I have no idea π.
But there were some good spreads here and I did have someone new today tell me they love my pretzel pose. The pretzel pose, if you don't know, looks like picture #4 here. That's the pretzel π
I was gifted this magnificent toy a few days ago and, well let's just say my pussy is very thankful! I was actually gifted 3 wonderful toys, this monster cock, an UH-mazing vibrator called the Satisfyer (and just like Snickers it does satisfy) and a Lush. I'm sure alot of you know what the Lush is. A pink "egg" vibrator if you will that is inserted and can be controlled by an app for all kinds of naughty fun π
Anyway.....as my policy states anyone that gifts me anything gets first look at it, whether that be clothing or toys. These screen grabs came from a 2:44 video that this person was already sent in his DMs. The video includes me using your monster cock and the Satisfyer to bring myself off. I think he was pretty happy π I know I was happy π€€ π€€ π€€
I will be uploading this video soon for the rest of you. But for now this is what they call a "deep tease" in the entertainment biz. π. And deep it was π₯΄π₯΄
Late Saturday night. Sadly I'm home alone. Husband is out it town until tomorrow so I'm just drowning my sorrows in vodka, soda and lime and watching Armageddon for the umpteenth time. I made this video the other day. If you are tired of this kind of thing let me know. Maybe I do it too much π€·πΌββοΈ
What's one big positive about summer coming to an end? Swimsuit clearance!! Loved this one with this cute wrap. Now I just need somewhere tropical to go! (Sorry, no actually T&A here)