Gotta stay flexible!
Gotta stay flexible!
2022-06-27 02:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post
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Someone buy my depression cotton shorts I’ve been wearing an..
Someone buy my depression cotton shorts I’ve been wearing and sweating in since the decision. (But not at mold house. Mold house has a specific outfit.)
2022-06-27 01:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostAnd these. You need to see these, too 📸
And these. You need to see these, too 📸
2022-06-26 04:46:21 +0000 UTC View PostI need to show you these, and you’re welcome ❤️ 😘
I need to show you these, and you’re welcome ❤️ 😘
2022-06-26 04:44:11 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder since I’m in a particular mood right now: If..
Just a reminder since I’m in a particular mood right now: If you’re anti-abortion or racist or homophobic or transphobic, get the fuck off my page. I don’t want your money ❤️
2022-06-24 17:13:18 +0000 UTC View Post
❤️ I’m alive enough to give you all a sunset wiggle ❤️ miss ..
❤️ I’m alive enough to give you all a sunset wiggle ❤️ miss this space, you all and orgasms dearly right now
2022-06-23 02:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostHello. I look terrible as I held therapy sessions this weeke..
Hello. I look terrible as I held therapy sessions this weekend (I never sleep 🍄 does that to me) and have also been ill. So, after haggling over some raw sewage issues, it turns out our new house *also* has a mold and water contamination problem. 🙃 So we are moving again!! Honestly, I thought I was just randomly getting worse and got hella depressed. Nope! Allergic to mold, and drank lead and copper in the drinking water from corroded pipes. Sometimes things you want, even if you’ve hoped for a very long time, aren't what they seem or aren’t what you need when you finally get them. Idk where the universe or whatever wants me to go or be doing but I feel like just telling me will be easier for everyone 😂 Going to be in the inbox and then making new content around Wednesday.
2022-06-20 19:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostHello ❤️ I apologize for the cat hair but not for the tittie..
Hello ❤️ I apologize for the cat hair but not for the titties.
2022-06-15 01:46:16 +0000 UTC View Post
I was thinking about you all before my shower, so I thought ..
I was thinking about you all before my shower, so I thought I’d post my big pale tits. **Enjoy** 😘
2022-06-11 16:39:03 +0000 UTC View Post**On your knees. Eat me out until I’m soaked and shaking. Th..
**On your knees. Eat me out until I’m soaked and shaking. Then I want you to take that pulsating, needy cock and plunge it into my hot, hungry cunt.** Can you do that for me, Babe?
2022-06-11 12:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post
**Shhhhhh.** The neighbors are all out working in their yard..
**Shhhhhh.** The neighbors are all out working in their yards. **Promise me you’ll be quiet while you play with my heavy, sun-warmed tits** on the porch. No matter how much you start dripping….
2022-06-10 21:14:05 +0000 UTC View PostOh, we love having you down there. Don’t we @immortalmedusa ..
Oh, we love having you down there. Don’t we @immortalmedusa ?
2022-06-10 21:12:27 +0000 UTC View PostI think we should go away this weekend. A little cabin in th..
I think we should go away this weekend. A little cabin in the woods where we turn off our phones and explore new ways to turn each other on. Would you rub me down with oil in front of the fire?
2022-06-10 18:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostI wonder what @immortalmedusa is up to right now 👀👀👀
I wonder what @immortalmedusa is up to right now 👀👀👀
2022-06-06 18:28:55 +0000 UTC View PostAnother rousing **health update** New content coming tomorr..
Another rousing **health update** New content coming tomorrow or Wednesday. Whenever my throat decides to not be swollen anymore 😘😘😘😘😘
2022-06-06 18:10:26 +0000 UTC View PostLove sucking your cock on the porch…
Love sucking your cock on the porch…
2022-06-05 16:29:55 +0000 UTC View Postyou ever forget your own birthday? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
you ever forget your own birthday? 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
2022-06-04 18:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostI hope your day was filled with horny little thoughts about ..
I hope your day was filled with horny little thoughts about me 😘
2022-06-04 04:00:53 +0000 UTC View Post
You know I always have breakfast ready…
You know I always have breakfast ready…
2022-06-03 13:19:09 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning sunshines! My body is recovering from the mov..
Good morning sunshines! My body is recovering from the move. I must say, that while it sucks to be in pain and have difficult symptoms, knowing *why* makes me feel so much better. I believe it’ll go a long way in helping my mental/emotional health vs worrying about what’s happening, which will hopefully mean a calmer system less likely to trigger.
2022-06-02 16:03:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Why can’t we steamroller our bodies like cartoons? Just work..
Why can’t we steamroller our bodies like cartoons? Just work the kinks out. Get a good stretch in. **Which cartoon fear do you wish was real?**
2022-06-01 02:46:40 +0000 UTC View PostMy doctor called because my labs came in and it looks like I..
My doctor called because my labs came in and it looks like I have **MCAS** which pretty much explains everything. No pill to cure, just more lifestyle changes and a couple of medical helpers along the way. I’ve been taking an over-the-counter antihistamine since my labs were done and feel a bit better. So here’s hoping! https://www.healthline.com/health/mast-cell-activation-syndrome
2022-05-31 19:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostToday is a day I wish I was a prized cow, ready for a show. ..
Today is a day I wish I was a prized cow, ready for a show. Need someone to bathe me, rub me down and feed me well.
2022-05-31 19:35:18 +0000 UTC View Post
