Good morning! Tip thread goal as been met! Fuck machine has been added. Spankings are up on deck! It was a good spanking session so I hope it makes it in! My ass is still a bit tender from it!
So the new working goal is:
Spankings! Like real hard spankings. Trust me, they hurt!
+5 minutes
And a new video later today! Yayayayayay!
Alright re-shilling another popular entry today at an amazing price!
It's a pretty self explanatory video. The title pretty much covers it. So I'm gonna drop the video and get back to working so I can get some new shit out ASAP
Good morning all! My friend has left and I am both happy that I got to see her and sad she's gone but all good things can't last forever. Plus I have a shit ton of work to catch up on. Also OnlyFans has been removing random posts lately I think they have some new algo for removing ToS-breaking content but it's going a bit ham and taking down things it shouldn't. I think that's all. Hope your Tuesday is good!
Good morning! I haven't given a tip thread update in a bit so here we go
New goal is almost there. It's like 80% of the way. Once that is done I'm gonna add spankings as the next goal. The spankings will be done by my friendo who's visiting with a paddle-y thingy. They won't be on camera cause privacy and all that but I will get smack smacked on my butt butt by them before they leave. Hopefully it reaches goal so I can include it and my ass doesn't suffer abuse for no reason :(
Maybe I'll do it with and without buttplug or something too. But first gotta finish the current goal!
Picture is what will get spanked. Duh.
My friend bounces on Tuesday so we'll return to regularly scheduled stuff then but since she's still here I don't wanna be spending time on a computer so another quick shill
Description:
Hiya! In this video watch me in my little tank top and tight little jean shorts as I show off for you. Then watch me deepthroat my tentacle dildo to milk cum out of it for my to have from my fancy lil champagne glass! This video features more deepthroating as well as showing off my body for ya in my skimpy little outfit!
Once again a short reshill. Probably like my only foot video I think. But yeah anyway me and my friendo we're chillin' and I have no idea where I'll be tonight if I'm not home so I wanted to make sure to get something out so kinda early but it's okay now lets go
also to the dickbag who said "you don't really care about your OF anymore do you" well no shit not right now I have a friend I don't get to see often visiting take your annoying ass shit and get bent nerd
As mentioned my friend-o is visiting and I wanna spend as much time with her as I can since it's only a short while so this is a quick re-shill.
Bye now!
Ain't feeling too gucci today. Not sure if it's tiredness or sickness I guess time will tell. But here's a Bad Dragon Rex re-shill that I'm sure a lot of you will enjoy. I shall go lie down now.
Alright we need a new tip thread goal and we're gonna add one today.
I've put it off for several reasons mostly cause I've been stupidly busy with life and I also keep forgetting but lets put it in writing this time and make it a goal.
If the next goal gets reached I will get a new fuck machine. Mine has been pretty much out of commission but if we hit this goal I'll grab a new one. I looked into some that won't break under the weight of my gigantic dick... I mean gigantic dildos I own but didn't pull the trigger. This time as soon as the goal is met I shall so it gets here in time for the video.
So goal is
New Fuck Machine + Usage in Video
+5 Minutes to Video Time
Shit I'm in the middle of watching Eternals and needing to do grocery shopping and I forgot to shill something so I gotta do a quick one
The video thumbnail and trailer pretty much do the explaining so I gotta get back to being weirded out that the Stark brothers from Game of Thrones aren't Stark brothers in Eternals
Bruhhhh Korean Zombie vs Volk for the belt. I mean I know KZ lost to Ortega but I'm happy one of my favorites is getting a chance at the belt. I hope he takes it even though I feel like Volk has an overall edge. But I mean Nunes lost and no one thought that was possible so I'm hoping for a Glover vs Jan situation this time around.
Alright I promised new and I shall deliver.
"Teacher Fucks Student And Takes Facial To Save Her Job"
So this turned out pretty well I think. The preview didn't really fit everything I wanted in there but that's okay I shall do my best to explain it.
We all had a crush on a teacher at some point, right? So anyway in this video I play a rather semi-jaded/tired of everything teacher and a student happened to film some....lets say career ending footage of me.
And of course the student is going to use their newly found position of power and use it to their advantage. So ya know while trying to teach a class I got some damn student doing all sorts of thises and thatses to me under my desk.
The video is heavily focused on the roleplay and dirty talk. It includes under-the-desk style shots, some riding, a cum-in-mouth finish, and over all just a lot of work I put in cause I really wanted the video to turn out well.
So grab it if ya wanna and as always don't die okay?
Alright another reshill but new something coming soon.
Do you know that famous reddit thread where the dudes arms go out of commission and apparently that starts a sexual relationship with his mom? I think that was the gist of it. I mean to be honest I don't believe it but it's definitely a reddit-famous story. Anyway this video is kinda like that except I'm not your mom I'm your sister so your sister is getting you off instead.
So here's the description
Hey dumb brother! I can't believe you hurt yourself in such a stupid way! Well now that your arms are....out of commission you can't even masturbate poor boy! Hiya! This video is a taboo brother/sister roleplay video where you, the brother, get injured cause you a dumb dumb. You try to hide your boner but my super quick ninja hands uncover it. Then of course this being porn I help you get off. This video is primarily focused on the bro/sis taboo roleplay and lots and lots of self degrading dirty talk. If you enjoy some taboo roleplay and me talking about being a cum slut I'm sure you'll like this.
But yeah that's what I got for ya right now. New stuff comin' soon like I said so much love and lets crush 2022 y'all
Good morning! Hope everyone is well this Monday!
Big ol' Buttplugs and +5 minutes goal for the tip thread has been reached. Stay tuned for the next goal.
Hope everyone gets started off well today!
Also RIP Bob Saget :(
A bit wiped out today definitely did not get the chill I had planned but that's okay I got some stuff done which was necessary.
Today we're gonna shill the last tip thread video for those who missed out and are new and what not. You can kinda get an idea of how they go and all the stuff in the vidya. Already obtained by most but it'll be a little bit discounted since some time has passed.
Anyway I hope y'alls Sunday has been good and you're doing well. Also check out this dudes work. He used me as a reference for the animation from one of my videos and I did some deepthroat soundy stuff for him as well for the clip
https://twitter.com/SlayeddotCoom/status/1480197552393883654
Cheers y'all
Alright lets get the shill out
Lets do Camp Booty.
Alright so this video was a custom where the custom buyer wanted me to wear camo underwear and do anal stuffs.
I mean that's about it. That was the whole thing. It was honestly kinda strange but we all have our quirks and kinks, right? I won't judge a man for what gets him going unless it's something illegal or immoral.
So yeah. It's butt stuff with a butt plug and various dildos from various angles. So defo for anal fans.
So yeah. Not sure what else to say about it so I'm gonna get back to researching smokers and stuff.
Oh yeah tip thread is obviously still going on and the current goal is "Big ol' Butt Plugs + 5 minutes of time" if you wanna contribute towards that. Top 3 contributors also get a prize at the end don't forget that.
Enjoy your Saturday and please keep safe. Shits scary out there right now.
Hello good morning yay weekend lets go
I was thinking about getting a smoker. Mostly cause I wanna make brisket, burnt ends, and other BBQ goodies. Recommendations below something ya know not expensive cause I'm a cheap and not wealthy fucker. From my limited internet searching it seems like wood pellet smokers are the easiest to use. But I'll take suggestions
Anyway that's all. Oh right the tip thread is going along. Still a bit far from the current goal but that's okay we still got plenty of time. I believe in the goal getting reached.
Next tip thread we're gonna do another competition/versus style video though cause those were more fun
Alright listen there isn't much time.
I'm on a mission....from the future
This video contains all the information you need to stop the robots from gaining sentience and taking over the world. It is absolutely critical you watch it and gain the knowledge necessary to stop it from happening. You thought 2020 and 2021 was bad? Well 2022 is gonna be a whole fuckton worse.
You were specially chosen because you were one of the main targets in the initial robot attack. They specifically chose you to vigorously and thoroughly probe to learn all the weaknesses in humans.
I believe in you, (insertnamehere). You're the only hope humanity has.