Okay the anal one won and I once again found a video I'm surprised I never offered up but I may have since it's something I would typically offer up.
And I want to add another challenge again. Since it's an anal video if 5 never-bought-anything virgins purchases this video, I shall upload film and upload a free little anal clip sometime next week.
And lastly before we get into this vote for me in the Mukbang contest. Free votes are fine. I just wanna stay in the Top 5 yo. You can free vote once a day <3
"Hard Pussy And Ass Fucking With Machine"
Once again the machine makes an appearance. I think y'all really like it when I use it. I shall strive to use it more. But again it kinda just depends on the customs that come my way.
Anyway I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons. I was magically transported to money-grab franchise and am fighting for my future against god damned machines. Along the way I found out that saying Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons everytime I wanted to introduce myself was just too fucking much. So I changed my name from Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons to Sarah Connor. One day I shall reclaim my name of Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons when I get back to Westeros whenever George finishes a fucking book, but for now I am stuck in this money-grab franchise.
So I befriend my friend, Mr. T800 aka AHHHHHNOLD aka GET TO THE CHOPPA. He's helping me save the future. He gets really salty when I fuck this absolute Chad, Kyle Reese. So he's salty af about it but he's a machine so he can't really do much about it.
So I'm preggo with Mr. Chads baby who apparently will be the savior of the world. I dunno about any of that shit but apparently I'm supposed to die so nah. Let's do something else.
So I go back in time or something cause really the plotholes are immense in this franchise and I decide "Hey what if I fuck cuck-bot 800" and decide to see if I fuck Mr. Cuck-bot I'll gain his Terminator powers and stuff.
This film is about me fucking Mr. Cuck-Bot. Except Mr. Cuck-Bot misses a lot and gets in my ass too. You don't expect a machine to know how to make babies though so I forgive him.
Anyway T-800 actually has a gigantamax machine cock thing that happens to be silicone. It's so big you'll often see my stomach bulge a bit cause I'm not built for cyberdick. And now only is it gigantamax it also apparently has endless cum. Lots of creampies. Lots of cumming.
In the end I did not get cyberpreggo nor gain cyberpowers. In the end I ended up dying from the nanites that were in the cum and they weren't brainwashed cuck-bot nanites and killed me and this damn franchise.
The actual video has no plot though. I just sorta take the Bad Dragon via fuck machine. Okay it's actually mostly pussy fucking but there's a bit of anal in there I know the poll said intense anal but I've already done most of them yo. This was one of the early attempts at taking the Bad Dragon up the butt and honestly it was a kinda shitty attempt because it's in a "soft" cause I got it for deepthroat and wasn't planning on taking it up the ass and the ass is a very tight place so it doesn't go in all that well without any stiffness.
But either way enjoy if you decide to grab it <3
Did you know I'm really gassy? Like I'm full of it. It doesn't come out my ass though it gets stuck in my bones. My back didn't crack impressively here but I'll get that on video one day
Before I get started does anyone actually use the "Mid-Grade" at Gas Stations? I know some cars can only take Premium, most cars take Regular, but who the fuck gets Mid-Grade? Gas nerds I suppose.
"Fuck Machine Fucks My Throat Hard"
Anyway hello. I know some of you just bought that other machine throat fuck video. I would maybe call this the predecessor to that video? Except I don't know which came first. But either way it's similar except it doesn't have throatpies. Also I'm not 100% sure if I've sent this before or not but again there's a lot more of you nerds now so probably worth throwing out again.
Now to compensate I do a couple things. I use my fuck machine on a higher setting. You'll see my throat pull a fucking Grinch and grows three sizes that day. So Cindy Lou Who is getting a gigantic Bad Dragon shoved down her throat at supersonic speeds. And the other thing to compensate is that I slap my ass some. Red babboon as fuck bottom.
So basically a throat fucked spitty mess with a red ass.. Tomorrow I'll probably do another one of my step-sister style roleplay video. Or maybe the Mom one. When I was like 20 someone asked me to roleplay as a mom asking her son to teach her about anal. I was a bit monkaS about it but ya know I was still baby pornmaker then so I took what I got. I'd still probably take it honestly.
Also don't forget to vote for me in that Many Vids contest. If I win I solemnly swear I shall make the following video:
-I shall buy a strap on, masturbate, and "make myself cum" a la futa style
-My cum will be purple
-My cum will turn into Muk
-Muk will be a plushie Muk which I shall install a Fleshlight in
-I shall fuck Muk. I will Muk Bang.
This is my promise to you. Of course the chances of MV picking me even if I'm #1 is a slim, slim chance but hey it's 2020 and worse shit has happened.
So someone once told me on reddit "Oh my god I wanna put my dick between those two glorious hams and make a baby in you" and that comments stuck with me for a while now. Why? Because it's a stupid fucking thing to say.
But here is me as hams.
I'm honestly appalled at myself. Because I either never posted this up for sale or I did and I forgot about it. Either way that's a pretty big mistake. A somewhat OG video and still among my top selling. So let me advertise this video real quick.
Might not be as jovial as usual. I'm feeling pretty drained today and it's been a very meh day. But I shall try my best for you.
I get a lot of people saying "yeah okay you can throat dildos but you can't do it with a real penis hurr durr" and I'm over here like bitch you think a penis is anywhere near 39 inches long or as thick as that fucking bad dragon dildo? I promise you no matter which way you're trying to angle it your cock is probably smaller than you think.
So anyway the video
"Machine Deepthroat Many Throat Cum Loads"
Do you like deepthroat? Do you like throatpies? Do you like throats getting fucked? Did you find The Terminator to be weirdly attractive and sexually appealing? Well then do I have a video for you! Well except that last part.
This video is really just that. Throat fucked by my sex machine. Throatpies. Deepthroating. Ya know. Lots of throatpies. Those things with the syringes that pump cumlube down my throat and into my stomach and make my bowel movements shoot out like it's coming out of a slip and slide.
So yeah. Honestly probably get it. I think you'd like it if you like the deepthroat stuff I normally do.
Hello if you didn't know Many Vids has been my main platform for quite a while. All my videos are there and stuff. I do like the website but god damn do they make poor decisions sometimes. I really hate the direction they've been going and they've been dulling down their end of the year awards ceremony by just literally shoehorning in whatever fucking awards they can as a money grab. So I don't participate in contests as much anymore but I'd appreciate it if y'all helped me rebel against them just a tiny bit by going to Many Vids, checking the contest section, and going to Mukbang and voting for me for free if you have an account or wanna make one. I honestly think these contest categories are dumb because MV picks from the Top 5 placements but what if the Top 5 literally have no Mukbang videos? It's a contest that's determined by votes meaning basically however much money you get people to put in for you.
So if 5 girls with large fanbases with zero Mukbang videos got Top 5 because they had enough votes, they'd have to pick one of them and the stupid category was meaningless anyway. So this is my small way to rebel. I'd like to stay in the Top 5 to make it awkward for them and I don't think it'll be a particularly competitive category so I'm asking for your free votes.
You can find a more direct link at my Twitter @MissKaylaKay98
And this is my Mukbang contest picture entry
Good morning OF. I appreciate you all putting up with my shitposting and general fuckery yesterday. As compensation here's an absolutely free clip of me cumming!
I'll give you all one more chance at redemption. If 10 people who haven't spent a dime on my OnlyFans tips $1 or more (10 individual people, must not have ever spent money on my page) in the next...lets say 5 hours I shall put forth a handful of unedited pictures with nudes and such. If the challenge fails I will instead do another photoshop fuckery picture
Alright you ready for a double feature shill? Gonna hit'em in the AM and the mofucking PM. That's right bitches I missed my shill yesterday due to low energy but today I'm hopped up on Monster and ready to FUCKING ADVERTISE MY SHIT
SO SIT BACK, RELAX AND LET ME PAINT YOU A WORD STORY
"Deepthroating Dildo While Fucking My Ass"
I deepthroat a dildo and fuck myself in the ass.
BAM. STRAIGHT TO THE POINT. WHAT MORE DID YOU NEED REALLY? IT'S BLUNT AS FUCK. EVEN THE TITLE GIVES IT AWAY. No roleplay here. No sister, mother, step-whatever, stranger, or any of that shit. Nope. You get what you see.
Also my meme did not get enough love so for the next 3 days any pictures I post will now be extremely awkward in fap-challenge type of way.
Oh yeah the video has a bit of ass to mouth so be warned if you ain't into that but it's fucking 2020 if you ain't eating ass what are you doing with your life
Good morning OnlyFans! It's a new day and after yesterdays LOW ENERGY we're making todays theme HIGH ENERGY. Got a job to walk to? FUCKING RUN THERE! Got to do some shopping? FUCKING BUY IT ALL! Leisurely playing a game? FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING
HIGH ENERGY HUMP DAY. THE WEEK IS HALF OVER. FUCK YEAH.
HIGH ENERGY VIDEO SHILLING. HIGH ENERGY SHITPOSTING. MONSTER ENERGY FUELED HIGH ENERGY PORN. YOU KNOW THOSE PORNHUB ADS WHERE THE VIDEO IS SPED UP AND THE GIRL IS RIDING A DICK AT LIKE 120 MPH? THAT KINDA ENERGY.
Speaking of high energy video shilling. So last night I was in bed and I was like fuuuuu I just wanna sleep but I suddenly thought back to my favorite movie and I was like HOLY SHIT I WANT TO MAKE THIS MEME IN MY HEAD and so I made a meme. You're looking at the birth of a new meme here folks. And it's from my favorite fucking movie too. I actually had to get the fuck up out of bed and spend the next 30 minutes making this stupid ass meme. That's my dedication to you fucks.
I feel so low energy that I can't even shill one of my videos today. I keep checking the clock expecting like an hour to go by but literally 3 minutes have gone by. So instead of shilling a video I'll give you a picture of me scarring poor little Gudetama.
You know I get a lot of dick pics from various platforms. Twitter, Reddit, OnlyFans, etc. Don't send unsolicited dick pics folks it's not nice. Dudes trying to brag about having 9 inches and using every possible angle trick in the book to make their 4 inches seem like the Eiffel tower. I've had dudes put those mini coke cans next to their penis and tried to pass it off as a real coke can. But I understand since I do porn guys might automatically assume I'm some dick craving mega nympho but I am a person and like 99.9% of the women in the world, I hate unsolicited dick pics.
But since this is my platform I shall be unleashing my dick pic upon you all. My dick is bigger than yours.
Okay here is a collection of bloopers. I don't save many bloopers cause often times it's laced with profanity, wishing death upon inanimate objects, or a complete disaster. But I've spliced together various bloopers for you to enjoy. Some are naked. Actually I think they're all naked. Each single clip is fairly short. And because it was only like a total of 2 and a half minutes I added a little clip at the end that was me just masturbating and cumming on camera but it's just my face a la beautiful agony style. Fairly short, just kinda wanted to get another short thing out there. Show you the side of porn making you might not typically see. From sex machines attacking to puddles of cum lube. If you've followed me for a long time you've likely seen these in Discord or some other place just be warned.
I'll have new content soon. Some IRL stuff being a butthead and some depression being a dickhead. Bear with me as I get through this lil hurdle.
Happy End of Monday! Yay! Hopefully everyone is doing okay and safe. While I am safe I had a pretty long and fairly mediocre day but tomorrow is a new day. I wish only the best of days upon everyone else as well! I was gonna kind of skip my shilling today but even though I feel blah that shouldn't stop me from doing what I need to do. I have a Tesla I need to get after all.
Anyway todays video is a bit of a throwback as well. It's a throwback to a time where I stayed in this SUPER fucking swanky ass hotel. It was an amazing hotel and I had an amazing room and just look at the fucking shower at the end. Jesus fucking christ. I miss that. I felt so out of place checking into this hotel I feel like everyone was staring at me like "what's she doing here" but still I'm glad I had the experience and hopefully one day I can do it again.
But this video is one of two full length videos (I shot some clips in there as well) that was taken at the hotel. The other one is a much more romantic "honeymooon" style video and this one wasn't as romantic.
"Sucked And Fucked Til Orgasm By E-scort" (that's a banned word but I kinda like e-scort it sounds like an online one)
In this video you are Mr. Moneybags. The Monopoly man himself. You've got bags of cash, bitches landed on your Boardwalk with a hotel on it, and they've paid up. The bank is telling you they can't handle any more of your cash so what do you do?
A fucking intense week of h0okers and blow is what you do. Bender would be jealous of your exploits. Mountains of coke and ho0kers by the dozen.
Well I happened to be one of those. So you call me up, I come over to your swanky as fuck hotel, pet your mustache a bit, you pay me, and we get down to business. You whip out your monopoly board and you start schooling me. I land on all your properties, I'm paying you my monopoly money, and I get so in debt that I have to basically fuck you to make up the difference. So you're making me do all these new positions, filthy new kinks, and just the whole shebang. And I have to cause I'm so deeply indebted to you Mr. Monopolyman that I have to do whatever you want to work off my debt. And once I do I still just end up getting fucked dice rolls and landing on your properties and it just starts all over again. By the end of the game I'm stuck with the Top Hat piece in my vag, the Racing Car up my ass, and Scottie Dog is over in the corner whimpering. I vow never to play Monopoly ever again.
^ That does sound like a fun video eh?
But really this video is actually about you hiring me to show you a good time. It's kinda a whole scene. You hire me, I come, we talk, I go to "get ready" which is actually me counting the money and then slipping into more sexy stuff. Then I suck, we fuck in a few positions, you splooge, and I shower. Lots of slutty talk and the fuck machine gets used a little bit. Really just a roleplay video if you like the more tame stuff with a story. I'll do the Honeymoon video next time maybe if this is well received which is a much more romantic touchy feely video but also porny.
Pretty long video at 33 minutes. Usually pretty expensive but it is an older video and OnlyFam has been super, duper awesome to me so I tried to make it cheap but I also kinda feel bad about doing that cause people bought it at full price back in the day and I don't want them getting mad :(
Dude this shower. It was amazing. The water was the perfect pressure. The tile was gorgeous. If I was ever a rich lady I would just rent that room out indefinitely.
Anyway yeah. Hope y'all had a better day than I did and if you didn't I hope tomorrow makes up for it <3
I hope you all sleep well tonight Only Fam. I want to end my night and my week by thanking you all for allowing me to do what I do. I was so hesitant to join OnlyFans but I regret not doing it sooner. Thank you for the immense support you've shown. I appreciate it more than you know. I hope to continue to do this for as long as possible!
Look at this you fucks. I took an older video and made a preview and title screen just so y'all would be able to get an idea of what you get before you jump into it. You best love me for taking on that extra (not really much) work.
"Extreme Deepthroat Ass Slapping Roleplay"
So it's fathers day and I thought we should do a Father/Dad related video. But not what you might be thinking. It's kinda like reverse T-aken (gotta dance around certain words apparently). Instead of the daughter getting t-aken you, my Dad, gets t-aken on Fathers Day (not really but lets pretend). So I trek across the globe, visiting foreign countries, kilIing people based off the sound of their voice, and finally get to you, my Dad. Then I bust into an underground ring where they are selling off Dads to the highest bidder. I track the highest bidder for you and follow them to their big ol' boat and eventually blow up the boat and taking you to safety. All that previous badassery goes out the window though and I end up having to do some horrible, sexual stuff.
Now I want to stress this video is a roleplay of some people who've t-aken my Dad and want me, an innocent girl who's never done a single heathen thing in her life, to do some really sexual things. So of course I'm roleplaying like it's horrible and I'm dying but really I had to slap my ass a whole fucking bunch and my ass was just about dead by the end of it. But yeah it's a lot of begging, a lot of crying, a lot of spitty and runny ass mascara. I know some of you are really into that kinda thing so ya know here ya go.
So it's dual-viewed. You'll get a good shot of me throating dick and a pretty meh shot of my ass getting slapped to hell and back. And it was with an older camera before I upgraded to my current camera. So take that into consideration. This was a video from very early on in my career but I felt it was just very appropriate for Fathers Day.
And a quick shoutout to all Dads of every kind. I hope you all just have a great day filled with steak, beer, or whatever the fuck you really enjoy eating.
P.S. Not gonna lie that screengrab I have looks like I'm pissed off as fuck and about to bite that dick off
Lemme pause Christmas I totally forgot it's Fathers Day so we gotta do a Daddy video right? So we do a Daddy video later. I have no Daddy clips or picture unfortunately but it's Daddys Day so this actual, non troll clip is on me for all the Dads.
Make sure to call your fathers and wish them a Happy Fathers Day!
Good morning OnlyFam. Would you like Christmas shit? Wanna feel the Holiday cheer in the middle of summer? Maybe I'll put up the elf picture pack and shit from back when later today. But it's Sunday I hope you're eating the fuck out of brunch and slamming some mimosas and shit. Don't drink and drive though.
