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Tits and Tush til your penis dies of fright
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In this 'Fans of Kaylaween
Some of you may be participating in No Nut November so this is your last chance and on this most auspicious days of Kaylaween I shall release a new clip that is also a throwback to my roots. It's focused on regular masturbation and getting grooly. I shall attach a couple pictures but they have nothing to do with the video at all. I just thought I'd use one to entice people to buy this bitch and the others as a thank you for buying said bitch.
Happy Halloween!
Oy I almost forgot my shill.
Clippy clip of the green tentacle dildo being used in mah pussy. It goes in and out and stuff. You know all sexual like. There's some moans and a pleasurable little orgasm at the end. The tentacle is big though god damn. But yeah short pussy fucking clip today. Brand spankin' new. No spankin in the vidya though. Get it and fap to start your weekend I suppose.
Oh shit I need to shill something....Uhhhh
Well here's something anal how about that? I'm pretty sure this was shilled before.
"Intense Deepthroat + Double Penetration"
So this has a bit of everything. Pretty hardcore shit. Double ended dildo going down my throat, into my pussy, and doing the anal mamba in my butt. As you can see from the thumbnail and preview it's pretty pornorific.
So since it does all 3 holes it's a longer vidya. Like 30+ minutes. And again I know I've shilled this before. So yeah. But anyway I wanna shill it again cause it's a good porn video if you like me and you like porn. And plus I'm getting closer to my Tesla and I think my 2020 goal is going to be having the Tesla order in by 2020's end.
My local Microcenter had some in stock too so I grabbed one :) I'll hold onto this til my FE arrives just in case fuckery happens. Then if nothing goes awry I'll probably sell it at cost to someone in need on my Discord
Someone brought this up but I forgot to mention the Bad Dragon dildo I ordered has FINALLY shipped. I should, barring any tragic unforeseen circumstances, have the video done by next week. Sorry about the long wait y'all I didn't realize it'd be this hard to get a dildo. This is the tip/spank video thingy from last month.
Heyo. New video that was promised. I'm actually feeling kinda eh cause my throat hurts from filming a couple deepthroat stuff so I'm just gonna let the preview talk for me. Sorry y'all just too worn out trying to catch up on backlog.
Damn I was watching the AMD stuff and halfway through when they started dropping slides and numbers I realized....I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.
So I guess I'll wait til LinusTechTips/Gamer Nexus tells me what to get
No shill today y'all. I'll have a new video for y'all tomorrow though instead. Good deal good deal.
Here's my dead inside messy middle of filming face though
God damn the FSD Tesla videos look like they're so close to me never having to drive again. I fear if I do not jump on a Tesla soon they'll go up in price and I'll cry irl for the rest of my life
WELCOME TRICK OR TREATERS.
Today I have for you a "goodie" bag. Now I want you to think long and hard before you grab this goodie bag. I make no promises on the contents of this goodie bag. You might get treats of course. Or you might get tricked.
Now think long and hard. Am I the type to trick you or treat you?
Grab this at your own peril~
Same offer coming to your inbox. Same thing in both just so ya know.
So you know some YouTube/other social media personalities open up OnlyFans and then charge like $50 for a single nude photo that sometimes may or may not be actual nude. I shall now do the reverse of that. I am a porn personality who will send out $50 clothed pictures that may or may not be actual clothes.
Here's just a taste of all that fully clothed goodness you may or may not be looking forward to
Hello and welcome back to DICK DRAIN
We only have two rules here
Rule 1) You must beat your meat
Rule 2) You must drain your dick
The winner is the quickest to finish! To help today we have a something you may have seen before and that's okay! You can not participate. But if you wanna participate you can too.
Now usually here on DICK DRAIN we try to help you be the #1 DRAINER by giving you some exceptional deepthroating by yours truly, your host, MissPrincessKay!
But today we have a special edition of DICK DRAIN. Today we'll be using clips of pussy and ass fucking via the dreaded FUCK MACHINE.
Todays edition of DICK DRAIN uses the classic clip "Hard Pussy And Ass Fucking With Machine" which features that ever dastardedly fellow, Hismith, fucking away at our Princesses vagina and ass. Just the description should be enough to get you hard and ready for the challenge! And if that wasn't enough the horrid Hismith takes it one step further and even EJACULATES into our heroine's pussy! Oh no! You must help stop the Hismith by ejaculating first!
Can you win the challenge? Will you be the fastest DICK DRAINER in all the lands? Are you ready? Well then unlock this message, get your dicks out, turn on that stopwatch, and pound your little mini-me til it throws up. The time to beat is 3.57 seconds. Good luck to you all. Godspeed to your hands. May the rubbing not be raw. May the odds ever be in your favor.
Man I'm waking up to an obscene amount of entitled messages today.
Just so y'all know.
I wake up to 20+ messages a day. That's waking up to. I get twice as many throughout the day.
I prioritize answering people with familiar names. Once I reach my threshold of not wanting to type anymore I just clear away the rest of the messages because I hate having that blue fucking number up.
So if you're gonna be an entitled fuckface who thinks my world revolves around answering your messages you can absolutely fuck off.
Oooo. I kind of have an idea for a fun tip thing this time around. Like I said though I don't wanna start one while the last one isn't done yet so we're gonna wait on that.
So for now we're gonna keep the idea on the shelf and bring it out when I get done with the last video. For now I shall shill a new, short clip.
Tis a clip in the beautiful agony style. What is that? It's when you basically can't see any of the action and only my face. Like it'd almost be SFW if it wasn't for my titties making an appearance here and there. So yeah it's a short clip of me touching myself but you don't even know that for sure I could be just scratching my ass or petting my dog. But then you here the vibrator going BBBBRRRRRR and then you think oh what if it's not even on her vagina it might be her massaging her legs or back.
But you're just gonna have to believe me that it's all real cause you only get to see the look on my face. I get an orgasm too. Then I spend a few seconds just being derpy and weird cause I wanted to make sure it was a long enough clip. So yeah you wanna stare into my eyes as I do some potentially kinky but maybe just ass scratching stuff? Well I got a clip for ya.
Don't ever say I sold you snake oil cause I am damn truthful about what I put out at least.
Coming to yo DMs
Alright y'all. I have my eyes on a Tesla again. I thought I could wait but I can't. I'mma figure out a way to entice y'all but I don't wanna do another tip-style raffle or goal video until I get the current one done (NOT MY FAULT BAD DRAGON IS TAKING A LONG TIME TO SHIP THIS BITCH)
So I'm gonna think of something. I was thinking of a content bundle or something. I'll figure it out while watching the fights.
This is me praying to the OnlyFans Gods for a Tesla
GOOD MORNING FIGHT FANS
Lets get my predictions out of the way
Khabib vs Justin - Look Khabib looked RAGGED at the weigh-in. I don't even watch weigh ins but I saw something about it and took a look and boy did he look like he was gonna pass out. Before that I would have said 100% Khabib all the way but now I'm leaning more 60% Khabib 40% Justin. I'm thinking it's gonna be an upset. Plus everyone knows Khabibs plan Justin had to be training like a mofucker against take downs right?
Whittaker vs Cannonier - Gotta go with Whittaker on this one. I would like to see Cannonier win only cause that'd give him a shot at Adesanya and I wanna see Adesanya against more peeps.
Volkov vs Harris - I think Volkov is gonna take it. But I don't know much about either of them tbf. Volkov just has a scarier ring to it than Harris.
Either way pretty hype for the top 2 fights.
Alright y'all shill coming. Another video I've shilled before via messages so take care.
"Demanding Your Cum Deepthroat Cum Eating"
So what can I really say? It's another deepthroat video. I make boing boing with my throat. But there's some new things. Like glasses but really only for a little bit at the end. They're fake of course because just like my throat my vision be 20/20 but ya know. Nerdy girl glasses look. But also I have on some fake nail claws to give it that extra OOMPF ya know?
Also it's a little more....demanding? Like the title suggests. I guess it's somewhat domme-ish? Maybe aggressive would be a better word.
So very deepthroat focused, dirty talk/cum demanding/aggressive talk focused, and a comically large amount of near hentai-esque cum frosting my face as if Tony The Tiger was doing the honors.
Anyway that's the shill. Coming to ya in your messages as well.
