I had errands and my teeth getting poked and prodded by an EVIL SON OF A BITCH PSYCHOPATH WHO LOVES WATCHING MY GUMS BLEED AND CAUSING ME PAIN and they had the audacity to tell me I SHOULD EASE UP ON THE MONSTER CAUSE MY TEETH MINERALS WERE ERODING
Like look doc, you might be telling me I have mineral-less teeth but I have an addiction so the addiction wins minerals lose.
But yeah I'm tired. I had to do stuff and things and so there is no effort to this shill.
"POV Fucking & Sucking Creampie Swallow"
Just another old video I probably shilled before. I'm too lazy to look for it right now cause I wanna flop into bed for a bit for a rest so I'm just gonna make it cheap.
MV Description:
This is a POV video where I start out by telling you a dirty little secret of mine - I can't live without cum! This video starts out with me stroking and sucking your cock on all fours, then it goes to you fucking me in a POV doggy style so you can get a great few of my ass and back. and then finally you turn me around into missionary so you can cum inside me. But you aren't done with me yet! You make me get my Hitachi and ride it while deepthroating you so you can cum in my mouth while I cum! You give me a huge load in my mouth for me to swallow and enjoy~!
Old red haired Kay. You know whatever just buy it if you wanna I'm sure you do cause it's got deepthroat and dirty talk and fuck machinary.
Speaking of fuck machines mine is officially kaput. Won't fucking whirrrrrr anymore. So I gotta find a replacement since these Hismiths are buckling under the weight of my ENORMOUS FUCKING COCK(s).
Other than that peace be upon you etc etc.
Here's the first test of testing my asshole after the anal video destroyed it. Verdict: Still needs quite some time to heal :(
It's a short video cause obviously I couldn't take much and the minimum you can make anything is $3 so I'm ripping you off a bit with this one
btw I wanna thank y'all again for the support and love. I hope to continue to create content y'all enjoy into 2021. I really appreciate y'all. Like a lot a lot. Losing Pornhub with the whole payment processor shit they're going through would have been devastating for me but with OnlyFans it's just a minor inconvenience. Thank y'all for that. Gonna make that December tip vidya lit af.
btw I filmed half the deepthroat december vid thingy today and the other half will come soon I need to let my throat rest so it doesn't go the way of my ass and to mentally prepare and train for the long dildo by going up to the mountains and sitting under a waterfall trying to deepthroat it all
We'll do like two more bundles okay like a MissPrincessKay greatest anal hits and MPK greatest deepthroat hits I think y'all would like that and then we'll be done with them for a bit and then maybe we'll move onto making DLCs for existing videos how fucking cool would that be like just hop back into an older video I made and watch it with this extended DLC portion added to it
Alright y'all.
The MissPrincessKay Margot Robbie Era Harley Quinn Cosplay Porn Thingy Collection
So let me give you an idea of it all, puddin'
This 3 video collection has ALL THE HARLEY YOU COULD WANT. I want to say I'm particularly proud of how my Harley Quinn cosplay came out. I worked hard EVERY fucking time I had to make this bitch come to life. I mean I went full on method actor ass shit. I would watch Suicide Squad on re-run. I read "Harleen" like 16 times cover to cover. I even went out and fucked some crazy dude who called himself Joker. I did everything to immerse myself into the role and I don't drop character until I done the DVD commentary.
So after I immersed myself into the role I even trained for 30 days and 30 nights with a voice acting coach who also called himself Joker so he would also sleep with me and throw me in front of Batman often so he could get away to try and get the Harley Quinn voice down. Now maybe he threw me one too many times and the voice ain't perfect no more but I tried my darndest. By the way this part isn't a joke: It would literally take me a minimum of 3 hours to get everything ready to even START filming when I did Harley Quinn stuff. Tattoo placement was a BITCH.
So I really think I did pretty well with the whole Harley Quinn thing. Definitely my top cosplay so far and it really shows me how much I don't wanna fuck myself under bright ass hot ass lights in a fucking wig with heavy makeup. So don't get used to it cause jesus fuck no.
Now about the video collection.
1) Harley Quinn vs Santa: In this special Christmas episode of Dr. Harleen Quinzel she finally wins over Santa and gets him kidnappered. She just DEMANDS to know why the fuck she'd be placed on his naughty list. As Santa explains her past naughties, we get highlights of her rompous and explosive psychotic tendencies.
2) Harley Quinn vs Deepthroat Face Fuck: Okay not actually versus since the point is she wants it but this is comic book land. So we have a newly reformed, Nice List Harley trying to make up for her past wrongs by sucking dick. Well really it's just about deepthroating in Harley Quinn cosplay. Nothing spectacular but I'm sure some of you will dig that.
3) Harley Quinn vs The Big Bad Bat: ALRIGHT NOW WE GET TO THE REAL VIDEO. HARLEY QUINN CATCHES BATMAN. Oh fuck yeah. Now we all know this is what ACTUALLY would happen in real life. Harley gets to do some real, real sexual shit to Mr. Wayne while he's tied up but there's plot twists and shit here and some mind-fucky endings you will never see coming.
And that is the Dicks of Prey (and the Fantabulous Pornification of One Harley Quinn) collection.
Please enjoy this heavily, heavily discounted work by yours truly.
AND OF COURSE. WHILE THE PICTURE HASN'T BEEN SENT OUT YET IT SHALL SOON FOR THE LAST BUNDLE. THIS BUNDLE SHALL RECEIVE A MYSTERY SHORT, SHORT, SHORT VIDEO. COMING SOON TO AN INBOX NEAR YOU IF YOU BUY THIS. But like probably near the end of today cause I only wanna send it out once. Or maybe tomorrow morning. You've been warned.
Alright lets start off the real first day of 2021 kinda easy. Just a simple clip. Longer than your average short clip but still. Vanilla as can be. Playing with my vagina over some panties. Then playing with my vagina. Easy peasy. Really wet type of stuff.
December video is being scripted out and should be done in week or so. Just wanna make sure it's planned out properly.
Otherwise back to your regularly scheduled porn. This month I wanna do something a lil fun for the tip thread like in November so keep an eye out.
But anyway simple clip. Longer than the usual but still nice and cheap for ya cause I love ya.
My 33+ inch deepthroat vid is in vid of the year running on MV and I'm like do I wanna try and win this? Like I do cause I do but also I don't wanna try contest are hella stress. But also the thought of that video which is rather a niche fetish thing being vid of the year on MV makes me laugh inside.
This is one for you new kids who are like "hey I like this girl I wanna get her shit (not literally well some of you asked but no)"
Let me introduce you to my 3 piece set I call "Slut Training Diaries"
This shill includes ALL 3 VOLUMES OF THE SLUT TRAINING DIARIES COLLECTION.
You get Slut Training Diaries #1 which chronicles my time training to be an anal slut. All things anal. Lots of anal. BIG BIG BIG DICKS in the anal. Like the night after binging on some Taco Bell and Arbys big. But in reverse.
And then you get Slut Training Diaries #2 which shows me training (hahaahahahahaahaah like I need it) my deepthroating. Same thing as the anal but they go in the opposite side. Feats of deepthroating you never thought possible. Adriana Chechik calls me for tips. Riley Reid once said I was her inspiration. Heather Harmon praised my elevation of the throatpie. Deepthroat action. Deep, deep, DEEP. You may even find Jaws down there.
And finally Slut Training Diaries #3 which shows me just being dirty ol' slut. Ass to mouth, intense fucking, sloppy everything. Now let me tell ya I don't normally do this stuff but for the right person I probably would. I'm actually pretty vanilla but when the right person comes along I can get dirty like the best of'em. And this is how you can see just how dirty.
Now maybe you're saying to yourself you only really want one or two of these videos. You're not interested in say anal or deepthroat. Too fucking bad. It's a collectors edition, yo. You don't get to pick and choose. You can literally just find it elsewhere on my wall.
Now the combined value of this extraordinary collection would be like over 75 bucks or something. But it's a collection. And I'm trying to sell ya something. If you're new here this would be like jumping into the deep end rather than dipping your toes so lets sweeten the deal.
OVER 60 MINUTES OF MISSPRINCESSKAY PORNOGRAPHIC ACTION WITH DILDOS THE SIZE OF KING KONGS PENIS CAN BE YOURS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $40 IN THIS EXCLUSIVE ONLYFANS SLUT TRAINING DIARIES COLLECTORS SERIES.
AS A BONUS EVERYONE WHO BUYS THIS WILL GET 1 EXCLUSIVE PICTURE LATER IN THE FUTURE WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT MAYBE AND WHEN I SEND IT OUT i'MMA DELETE THIS. THE PICTURE COULD BE OF ME, IT COULD BE OF MY LIVING ROOM. YOU HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING.
So there ya go kids. Go nut(s).
I might double shill for Sinful Sunday
So for this potentially first shill or this potentially last shill for today I present to you
DOUBLE DICKING
Literally two dicks in my vagina. Some masturbating into a double dicking. So we now know if two dudes are willing and don't have huge weiners y'all can somehow both fit if you do some weird angling shit.
Wanna see how it works? Pay 3 bucks and find out. Or don't and FOREVER WONDER WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. LET IT HAUNT YOUR DREAMS. YOU WILL NEVER KNOW HOW THE DOUBLE DICKING WILL WORK. EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS THAN THE MONA LISA SMILE. HARDER THAN A RUBICKS CUBE FOR A COLORBLIND PERSON.
God your curiosity must be killing you. What are you waiting for? See how it works. Maybe it'll light an idea in your head to build the worlds first double dick contraption.
Hey y'all. Customs are tentatively open. I still have a few on my list but I'm gonna take one or two more right now. My customs start at $15/min but can go up depending on what all is involved. The majority of customs stay at the base rate. Not taking any exclusive customs at the moment or name use customs. I usually suggest at least 10 minutes but depending on your idea more/less may be ideal.
Anyway hit my DM with what you would want and how long and we can discuss. If you don't lay out the custom info/time in the first message I'll probably ignore it just fyi
So I have plans today to do some shopping both grocery and panties cause I need panties to put up on MV cause I'm out.
But I wanted to shill something quick. I'm shilling my Spider Gwen video. I don't think I ever did because...well I don't think it's all that good. Outside of the cosplay I feel like I could have done better. It does have the infamous thwip thwip thwip scene but the sexual parts like the deepthroating I think I could have done better. But I did my best. And I tried really hard to make the cosplay good :(
Anyway here it is. All cheaps like.
What better way to ring in the new year than with a spitty, messy, deepthroat clip? A nice short little clip of me going to town on my throat with my Chance. Just a short clip as I'm sure this upcoming tip thread video is gonna give me throat a twerkoutworkout
Just a lil thing. Wanted to start the year off right. Hopefully y'all like it.
Same shill comin' to yo DM.
btw OF message system is extremely fucking broken right now so I can't really get through this shit. Basically none of them go away even after being read. So I ain't gonna bother with it til they fix it
Good morning and welcome to 2021 y'all! I hope to be your guide on this journey and not steer you astray!
The tip thread is done! Every single goal has been hit. So to recap:
45 minute video that will include at least 1 throatpie, 1 double throatpie, 10 minutes of very wet, messy, spitty deepthroatiness, some deepthroat acrobatics, double long tentacles, and then the super long 33+ inch dildo again.
So I'll get to filming that fairly soon.
I hope y'all had a good new years and I really hope the best for us all in 2021 <3
MYSTERY PICTURES
INSIDE THIS UNLOCKABLE POST IS 3 MYSTERY PICTURES THAT WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY BECAUSE AFTER THIS I SHALL DELETE THEM.
WHAT ARE THEY? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA GET YOURSELF INTO? WHY WOULD YOU PAY 10 DOLLARS FOR THIS?
BECAUSE YOU ARE CRUNK LIKE ME AND EVERYONE MAKES BAD DECISIONS.
NO REALLY THIS IS KIND OF A RIP OFF. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN BUY THIS?
HAPPY 2021 FOLKS WHEEEEE
Good morning and Happy New Years Eve thingy majigger!
Reminder! Today is the LAST DAY FOR THE TIP THREAD. GET YO TIP IN NOW IF YOU WANT THE VIDEO. Otherwise pay full price later whatever floats your boat. Probably gonna hit the $500 goal today I think so 33+ inch almost confirmed
There will be no shill tomorrow just so y'all know. Tomorrow is a day of getting shit in order. But just in case the big goal gets reached I'll add another 10 minutes if it gets $100 beyond the goal amount. If not no biggie it's still gonna be a long ass video regardless.
I went nap nap but here we are
ALL ABOUT THE THROATPIE FT DEEPTHROAT
Not to be confused with the great "All about the Deepthroat ft Throatpie"
Nope this is throatpies time to shine. As the title would suggest it's got a holyshitfuckton of throatpies. Like enough so that you sorta wonder how I never run out of the stuff.
But alas I am a cum witch and I twiddle my tiddy and more pops out of thin air. So there's ABSOLUTELY NO story to this. I basically start by saying "Hey yo I'm hungry" and then basically shove god-knows-what down the tubes of my trusty BD Chance. (Bad Dragon not Brain Dance for you CP2077 folks)
So anyway if you have any more questions than please keep them to yourselves cause I just woke up from my nap.
Oh also y'all doing super good on the goal so far. Fairly close to hittin' the bitch. If you don't know what I'm talking about read the pinned threads ya jerk why would you just skip the crucial information and go straight to the porn don't you know that's how people lose fingers?!
btw I usually price brand new vidyas at around $1/min but this is like $1.1/min cause I gotta recoup the cost of all this cum lube. Shit ain't cheap. IT'S ABOUT THE BOTTOM LINE FOLKS. That isn't a joke actually it really does get pricey do you see how much I take here? It's like 2 bottles worth.
Coming to your DMs too.
