Good morning ya twits. Happy Humpers Day!
Good morning ya twits. Happy Humpers Day!
2021-05-05 15:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning ya twits. Happy Humpers Day!
2021-05-05 15:36:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd here is shill number 2. A newly done clip. Just a bit of deepthroat. Mostly showing off the attire. But some new content for your wanking pleasure. I was gonna do some tricky stuff and have like a second clip of equal length that was just me goofing off and make you guess which is the real one via 2 posts but I think I'll save that for another day. For now it's just a basic bitch clip. Enjoy it k #KAYLATESLABYJUNE
2021-05-04 23:35:55 +0000 UTC View PostMay has started off a bit slow (admittedly my fault taking a day off and then having trouble getting back on the work pony) but it's still my birthday month and I do seriously have my eyes set on a Tesla Model Y. So you're gonna get some extra shills possibly. For now I shall shill a shill I've shilled. But you can expect a brand new clip later today. "Deepthroat And Massive Double Throatpie" As you can imagine it's deepthroating and massive throatpies. Now I can't sit here and explain the video to you because I got holes to fill and dolla dolla bills to make so you gotta just grab it to see it. It's cheap anyway ya know
2021-05-04 17:36:13 +0000 UTC View PostI have no May the 4th stuff because I'm admittedly not a big Star Wars fan. But happy Star Wars day to those of you nerds who are
2021-05-04 17:20:35 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning friendos. I'mma make a new clip together. Whatchu wanna see? Drop me a comment so I can get ideas
2021-05-04 15:48:50 +0000 UTC View PostFinalizing plans, getting tickets bought, shits getting going yo. About to put 150% into this next video. But for now you get a shill that's just another old video already shilled before. "Long Distance Girlfriend Wants To Cum Together" Name sorta explains it all. A lot less hardcore and a lot more intimate. Get if it you wanna have feels and boners instead of just boners. I won't judge you if you cry a bit.
2021-05-03 20:05:11 +0000 UTC View PostLotsa people asking - the tip thread video isn't made yet. It'll probably be a bit. Gotta work out logistics to get a friendo here to do it. But it'll happen I promises
2021-05-02 23:22:21 +0000 UTC View PostIt'sssssss SHILLLLL TIMEEEEEE, SHILL TIME, SHILL TIME, SHILLLL TIMEEEEE ' Here's the shill it never fails It makes me want to yank and wank When I come I wanna wail AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ' That may have been in poor taste but who hasn't grown up with Blues Clues? ' Today I shill a previously new, full priced video at a discount. It's already been put out but here it is again! "Comparing And Fucking Gigantic Dildos" Basically I compare huge fucking dildos to various body parts to show their extreme size and then I fuck it. It's pretty scary, yo. Buy it for good karma to come your way.
2021-05-02 19:30:11 +0000 UTC View PostAlright so it's May which means IT'S MY BIRTH MONTH! May 18th is my birthday so we've gotta plan on something big. Firstly because it's my motherfucking birthday turning 23. And in the wise words of Blink-182 nobody likes you when you're 23. Secondly because I've had the goal of a Tesla for a long time now and I think it's time to get that fucking goal back in my sights. Life happens and goals get pushed aside but this is it. THIS IT THE TIME. So stay tuned for future ways for me to invade your wallet.
2021-05-02 16:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostAlright GOOOOOODDD MORNING ONLYFANSSSS! Happy Sunday! Happy Weekend! Happy Happy! So Reyes got KO'd to fucking hell god damn. What a fucking elbow. I do think if Reyes didn't get bombed by the elbow Jiri was looking a bit gassy but WHAT A FUCKING FIGHT man. Reyes might be on a 3 loss skid now but the dude delivers some great fights man. They both exchanged some huge fucking shots but Jiri weathered them so much better than I thought he would be when I saw him getting hammered. I hope Reyes recovers well I want to see him fight more as soon as he can. I don't think Jiri beats Jan though tbh. Jan is bigger and I think he'll wrestlefuck him.
2021-05-02 15:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! The tip thread is officially closed! Goals are hitted so things shall get a'rollin! In other news a bunch of potential bangers tonight. Looking for Reyes, Chikadze, and Merab to pick up the W's
2021-05-01 16:51:17 +0000 UTC View Postpsst. Just a quick little clip to shill. Nothing super big or special. Some pussy play <3. Sorry not exactly all back yet but slowly but surely I shall get back on the saddle and get back to work
2021-04-30 23:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD MORNING FRIENDOS! TIS THE LAST DAY TO GET YO TIPS IN IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE VIDYA
2021-04-30 17:21:28 +0000 UTC View PostJust an FYI I've been grinding my nuts to dust so I'm gonna be MIA tomorrow as I'm ignoring everything and just decompressing and relaxing a bit so if you don't get a shill or a good morning post know I didn't die I just wish I did
2021-04-29 02:34:26 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning fambamthankyoumaam
2021-04-28 15:11:56 +0000 UTC View PostHello and welcome to another Whose Throat Is It Anyway where everything is made up and the dildo doesn't matter. ' A brand new video hot off the encoder. Careful don't burn yourself when you pick it up ' Today we have a brand new episode where Kay decides to do the same loveable deepthroat antics she's known for. Sporting some devilishly purple buns she sports her patented all black attire with a black dress and some fishnettery. Who knew the same thing people plow the ocean with for sushi could be so attractive on ladies? Hopefully fish hooks and fishing rods don't come into fashion anytime soon. ' Down the line she decides to sport some extremely cute and comfortable handcuffs to hold her hands behind her back. How does she manage to put those on all by herself? A secret we may never know. So now we have her in her cute black fishery stuff and hand cuffs! ' And of course she's showing off her absolutely stunning deepthroat skills by gobbling silicone like a bear does honey. ' To be quite honest it's more of what a lot of you love. Same concept, different style. Some dirty talking. A lot of deepthroating. No foolishness. All seriousness. Everything you'd except from a MissPrincessKay video. Grab it if you wanna <3
2021-04-27 20:06:41 +0000 UTC View Postjk lets do a shill today. I shouldn't slack off because I don't feel like it. Gotta be a big girl, right? "Wife Proves She Can Deepthroat Gang bang" This did a lot better than I ever thought. About to hit the hay since I got filming and calls to make tomorrow so here's the MV description "I'm gonna give you the general story and it might sound farfetched but this is porn and women get stuck in dryers and fucked so here we go. Imagine this: It's break time at work. You're around the water cooler with your work buds talking about life and y'all start bragging about your wives. You go "Oh yeah my wife can deepthroat like a champ" and they just don't believe you. "Naw you're exaggerating!" "No way she could deepthroat pffft" and the like. So you decide hey let me take all these dudes home to my wife to suck off. So you text her and let her know your plans and it kinda just gets weird. Lots of dicks. Lots of deepthroat. Once again in light bondage attire that I know a lot of you like. Throatpies and cumshots galore. Some vagina fucking shots but it's mostly deepthroat. Soooo yeah. That's the story." Anyway get it if ya wanna and get it if you don't wanna cause my birthday is a'comin soon and I think I'm gonna really try and push hard to get that Tesla I stopped talking about.
2021-04-27 02:54:06 +0000 UTC View PostAlright Tip Thread update. Might forgo the shill tonight. So anyway I'm contacting my first choice to see if she'll be available. If not I shall contact my second choice. The goal should be reached but I wanna talk to the person first and make sure all the details are coolio. But we're looking good fellas.
2021-04-27 00:21:43 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning friendos <3 Hope y'alls week starts off awesomely
2021-04-26 15:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostLots of errands, cleaning up, and getting ready for the week ahead for me. I just wanted to quickly shill something. I'm gonna shill the very first tip thread video. It made me really believe they could work with the interest and stuff. I wanna continue to find new ways of doing it so it's fun for everyone too. A lot of you already have this so don't double dip yourselves. 50 minutes of pure hardcore porn for the lowest price I've ever made it. "20 Dildo All Hole Bonanza + 400 Spanks" Basically exactly as the video says. This was an OnlyFans video that was...I guess crowd sourced in a way. But it reveals my newest Bad Dragon Nova and I use 20 god damn fucking dildos and I spank my ass over 400 times. For the dildos I deepthroat it, fuck it vaginally, and put it up my butt. Of course as the toys become RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING LARGE it won't fit nearly as well but I did give it my damndest. Enjoy!
2021-04-26 01:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning please stay tuned for my up and coming MMA pick'em OnlyFans where you not only get the best MMA fighter picks for the best odds, but you also get them written on ass and titties.
2021-04-25 18:17:12 +0000 UTC View PostWho followed my picks cause if you did you made bank you're welcome a parlay on my picks was like +1500 easy peasy someone gimme some damn Bitcoin to fuck shit up with
2021-04-25 04:52:13 +0000 UTC View PostWHO IS YOUR MOFUCKING MOMMY Smith Hall Shevchenko Namajunas Lets fucking goooo
2021-04-25 03:52:01 +0000 UTC View PostI AM THE BEST SMITH FUCKING SHIT UP
2021-04-25 02:29:46 +0000 UTC View PostBefore the fights start and I ignore everything til I sleep cause I'm sure it'll go on forever I should get my shill in. ' Gonna shill this as a two-pack. Both related to the same thing but ya know they're shorter so they deserve to be together. Anyway no funsy shill this time just a straight to the point shill. Basically buy it cause next month my BIRTHDAY IS COMING YAAAYYY and I'm gonna use some April funs to make some BIG DICK ENERGY videos/funsy time. Hoping to also maybe go somewhere and get some filming done in a new location. ' "Black Tears And Begging For Deepthroat" "Fuck Machine Deepthroat Overflowing Cum" ' Getchu some vidyas
2021-04-24 20:34:31 +0000 UTC View PostGOOOOOOOODDDDDDD MORNING FIGHT FANS ' Firstly tip thread update: ' Pretty much at it. I didn't think we'd get so close so fast so I'm gonna calculate ticket costs, compensation, etc and contact my first and second choice to see about their availability to fly out. Basically just settings it up and making sure the cost is in-line with what I calculated before. Bondage/Tied up goal has been reached. ' And another goal to add. If you've tipped $15 or more (this can be cumulative doesn't have to do be a single tip) you'll receive the face fuck video, the short anal clip, and you'll now also receive a short vaginal clip. This vaginal clip may or may not be with a person using the strap on because it'll be up to them to be comfortable enough to do it. If they aren't it'll be a self-done vaginal clip. ' Secondly! LETS FUCKING GO BOYS ONE FUCKING BANGER OF A UFC CARD TONIGHT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO ' Predictions ' Hall > Weidman Smith > Crute Rose > Zhang Usman > Masvidal Valentina > Andrade ' Hall and Weidman is a toss up imo. But I just like Hall a bit more here. Smith I think has the experience to stop the Brute but it's probably my weakest conviction pick. People seem to be on the Zhang Train but I think people are really discounting Namajunas here. She's a fucking killer. The other 2 are self explanatory.
2021-04-24 16:03:56 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon you poopycocks. ' I am here with a brand new video to shill. It tis a deepthroat video. It tis a a very, very, VERY spitty and wetty messy deepthroat. ' Like seriously. My face looks like it got a water balloon thrown at it. ' So do me a favor and get this video cause it sucks taking all that time to do my makeup and then having it RUINEDDDDDDD ' FUCKING RUINEDDDDDDD ' <3 BIG FIGHTS TOMORROW BITCHES. I'll put my predictions and update on the tip thread tomorrow!
2021-04-23 21:51:46 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! Mortal Kombat was okay. Nothing amazing imo but better than the first two for sure.
2021-04-23 15:44:15 +0000 UTC View Post