This O'Malley vs Moutinho fight is actually just super sad. They shouldn't have made this a main card event. Not taking anything from Moutinho but he's so new and it's hard watching someone literally just being put into the octagon to be a highlight reel piece for someone
Is your red fluid in your veins PUMPIN (the word is restricted so I can't use it)? You ready to see some KOs, submissions, and boring decisions?
Well I'm sure your adrenaline is pumping waiting for the fisticuffs event. And with adrenaline comes boners so I'm told. So you gotta do something with it before you end up ejaculating to men humping each other in the octagon during a clinch so let me help ya.
Since you're about to watch (mostly) men fight each other anyway I'll do this one.
"Stepsister Tiny Tits Tries To Do Tit Job"
Alright not my best title I know. Actually it's pretty bad. I didn't realize how bad it was til I just came back to it but well I can't take it back now. It happens to the best of us.
Anyway here's the description:
"Look homies. I'm gonna be real with you. Like My tits aren't big. I won't lie. I actually used to have a lot of insecurities about their size. So when someone asked me for a titjob custom I was sorta like "you know I have tiny tits right" but we tried to make it work. And we added a stepsister angle in cause ya know it needed an extra spice. So this is a titjob style custom where I roleplay your stepsister. I mostly do it in a Calvin Klein bra but I do take it off a bit. I wear hoop earrings and some glasses for a bit of it and yes you cum on me in the end. Lowkey feel like I look like a sexcretary though. Anyway that's about it. Not particularly on brand for me but lets see how it does"
So take a load out before the fight so you don't blow a load during it.
Alright so I'm getting a shit ton of DMs telling me why I'm wrong about McGregor and that he'll win so tomorrow morning we'll have a bet thread for my upcoming video where if Dustin wins you get squat. If McGregor wins you get the upcoming video. Not sure yet which video I'll be putting out but it'll either be a 10 or 20 minute video so it'll either be a $5 or $10 tip. Don't tip this post though it's coming tomorrow.
Also goodnight <3 I haven't put up a good night post in a while
Dustin > Connor
Wonderboy > Burns
Tuivasa > Hardy
O'Malley >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Newbie
Periririririririrerira > Price
Maia > Eye
Least confident on Wonderboy because Burns is a big dude and I know Wonderboy has good TDD and striking but he is getting up there in age. The rest of it I'm pretty confident on.
GOOD FUCKING MORNING MY FELLOW FUCKFACES IT'S FRIDAY YAY
Lemme do a poll.
Y'all want a combined tip thread like of the past or y'all want like a raffle with some prizes like customs, videos, custom pictures (which I don't usually do so super special ya?), and stuff like that but also guaranteeing every entry a little short video at least
Vote in the poll or don't I dun care
I know I still owe a tip thread video from like a month ago. I promise to get it done soon. It's 2nd on my list in priority and it'll get done fairly soon. It was a pretty easy one and life just kinda caught me with my pants down and I had to play catch up.
I do intend to do a July one. I'm a bit stretched on ideas so if you have any put'em here. Otherwise I'll figure something out even if it's another simple one
Summers coming to an end so lets do...
A schoolgirl bundle!
Featuring three titles all of the older variety. Lets do a little run down on each
"Schoolgirl Fucks Professor For An A"
So like I suck at school. So I be having to use my other "assets" to make my A. And what else goes with A? Ass. So instead of using Athematic I use Assmatic to get the grade I need. Basically you're like Great Teacher Onizuka and instead of me being a tease I'm actually just a huge slut.
"Schoolgirl Becomes Your Fucktoy Trophy"
It's like porn crossed with Friday Night Lights. You're the big ol' QB with the big arms and big dick. I'm a huge groupie fan thing with a perchance for shoving dick in my mouth. I'm actually super proud of the angle and shit on this with the stuffed jeans. I mean it looks good, right? I deserve an award for prop making for this piece of art. I even fucking RIDE it. A+ propery.
Lastly we have
"Schoolgirl Slow Sultry Sexy Stripdance"
Eh tbh I don't have much confidence in myself to be sexy so I'm not sure what to say about this video. It fits the theme and I don't really re-shill it so I thought I would put it in the bundle. I don't particularly have confidence in my dancey strip-y skills
So there you have the bundle. Various hair color stages. Heckin' cheap cause they're older and I want a Tesla.
Alright my homies and bromies. Brand spankin' new full blooded video for ya today.
We venture back into the taboo side of things with this (step)daughter/(step)daddy roleplay video. Basically I, your absolutely horrid (step)daughter, do small things that seem like they're to tease you. Going out in slutty red dresses, stretching proactively in communal areas, etc. And since we're doing porn that of course means it's an invitation for cock. And the video goes like that. It features some questionable as fuck stretching, deepthroat/blowjob, lots of daddy-style dirty talk, and a ride and creampie finish.
TL:DR I'M BACK BITCHES TO MAKING CONTENT GET YOUR BONERS AND WALLETS READY
IT'S BEEN TEN THOUSAND YEARS SINCE NEW CONTENT BUT MY FELLAS THE DROUGHT IS OVER. Finally! Something new! It may just be a short clip but it's never been seen before! And more new content coming soon! So enjoy!
This new clip is a pretty vanilla clip. Very sensual and soft and masturbate-y. Red dress, wet pussy, masturbation and moans. Back to the simple roots. But don't worry the weird wtf deepthroat content is coming soon.
But I wanted to get a clip made as well cause I don't do enough of them. Tbh I really like how this clip came out so get it for me k make me feel good.
Alright alright for the second shill I mentioned.
I'm gonna re-shill a fairly recent video.
"Answering Questions While Deepthroating"
Here I am doing my thing. Deepthroating dicks and making men awe. But I'm also answering some common questions I get asked. And bro do I get a lot of fucking questions. I decided on this one cause I did the FAQ today so it seemed appropriate. Still fairly new so hopefully something not all of you have like the shill earlier it seems like everyone had it at this point.
btw Loki on Disney+ is pretty baller if you ain't watching it you should
Today is finally the day I get to get back to work. Lots of things kinda coming at me lately but I'm finally done so I'm gonna put the foot on the pedal and get shit done.
But first I have to play catch-up. I already kinda wrote off June so I gotta make up for it in July. So today I shall double shill.
To start it off we'll go big. February's tip thread video. A long as fuck video using a bunch of Bad Dragons to fuck my pussy. I'm talking mucho members. A buffet of dicks. A schmorgesborg of schlong. So many dicks you wonder how such a small thing has the ability to stretch like Mrs. Incredible but have the stamina of The Hulk. A fucking marvel that both screams "Please stop" and "Keep going".
If you're new here you also get to see (for a much higher price) a tip thread video before the tip thread happens.
So get it if you wanna see the vagina behind the throat.
This is an FAQ post for me to pin.
Are you single? Why does it matter I'm not interested I promise.
What's your favorite video? You should probably pick something you want. But the other pinned post is one I worked hard on so I'm pretty proud of that.
Why should I subscribe to you? It's free stop trying to pretend you matter
Can I have a free video to see if I like your stuff? I'm not an ice cream shop there are no free samples here.
Can I get a custom video? I usually only take customs when my load is light. I also don't take customs from people who haven't bought anything before because it ends up being a waste of time
Do you respond to DMs? If/when I feel like it. Probably not yours if this is what you ask though
Why are you so hostile? I deal with a lot of people every day so my patience basically runs out at the first "hi"
To be continued when I remember/read more
Happy Freedom Day! I've got plans so I gotta keep it short and simple.
Anal vide featuring rex. Also has a creampie. Anyway tomorrow I shall be more present but I had a busy weekend and now I gotta top it off so y'all stay safe! Have fun if you're in America! AHAHAHAH if you're in the UK! <3
Hello hello welcome to the weekend with your host, MissPrincessKay!
This fabulous weekend we no longer have sinking apartments but instead we have heavily armed people who decided they no longer believe in the law. In a more light hearted side note the debate between degenerate gambling streamers and sketchy hot tub streamers is raging on.
For your local weather we have heat. Lots of fucking heat. So much heat shit is melting. Look forward to more sweltering heat as we conclude the last phase of humanity on earth. No wonder the billionaires are all trying to get into space, eh?
As for your sports, we have kicking ball feet people doing things in Europe. Unfortunately our punchy punchy time is cancelled this week but next week we have a hell of a card. Baseball is happening as well but we sleep during those.
And finally in your entertainment section we have a re-shill from your very own Princess! This week she was caught in a scandal as she re-releases "Comparing And Deepthroating Huge Dildos" at a lower price than before. People who bought it at full price were quoted as saying "It was still worth it even at full price" and "wtf this stupid bitch fuck you" with no inbetweeners whatsoever. Pick up this special video right here to get your spanktaculous Satuday off to a good start.
And that's all we have here on the weekend news! Tune in next week for the latest hot stories and mischief!
Alright here's my re-shill.
"Wet and Spitty Deepthroating For Daddy"
"In the year 1999 renegade cop MissPrincessKay was after the most notorious and heinous criminal of the time. Ricky Dragon was the most wanted criminal. Arson, murder, robbery, and every other possible crime. Through a combination of her deepthroat skills, feminine wiles, and absolute mastery of throat fuckery, she was able to gain a lead on Ricky Dragons whereabouts. After tracking down Ricky Dragon to the outskirts of town in an abandoned building, MissPrincessKay went after her long time nemesis. In the aftermath she got her guy but not without the building being blown up in the process.
Unfortunately for our heroine she found out to her dismay that Ricky Dragon stashed dozens of hostages in the building. Held responsible for the deaths of the innocents, MissPrincessKay was sentenced to cryoprison for 22 years.
Now the year is 2021 and MissPrincessKay has been unfrozen to chase after Ricky Dragon who was released previously due to unknown reasons. She must use her gifts of fellatio to once again bring Ricky Simon to justice in this futuristic world she is unaccustomed to.
None of this is actually the premise of the video. I just watched Demolition Man and it's fresh in my head. It's just a deepthroat/dirty talk/really spit focused video.
Alright alright alright. I wanted to do something from my red hair days. I've been toying with going red again but I dunno. People seemed to dig the purple or I may move onto a different color. Anyway we'll see. But this is from my red hair days. It also includes deepthroat and the fuck machine. A bit of everything for you degenerates.
Oh right while I remember to mention it is anyone else absolutely disappointed that they gave O'Malley another fucking can to crush instead of the Ricky Simon match up that they both wanted. Pretty fucking ridic. But I guess that's a free spot on the parlay board, right?
Okay back to the video.
"Fuck Machine Fucks My Throat Hard"
Kayla vs Terminator.
Kayla vs Predator.
Kayla vs that fucking thing from Jiu Jitsu
Kayla vs Machine
It's Kayla vs the future as I attempt to placate our future machine overlords with my throat. Back when I had a functional fuck machine. Btw y'all are pretty awesome. I appreciate you fucks. I do have new stuff coming soon. I just had to deal with my personal stuff earlier and then I had to deal with being a bit sicky from the stress of it all. But I'm doing fine over all now. I still owe the tip thread video as well as a couple customs. Hoping to do a July tip thread as well whenever the 15th rolls around.
But yeah. This was a popular video and I know a lot of you liked it. And since then a lot more have joined so you wanna see some deepthroat circus shit here's one that is close to the top of the list.
I do want y'all to know I appreciate you all <3
Alright alright lets go with WTF Wednesday
Now I know I use a lot of Bad Dragons. I know people usually correlate it to furries. I'm, personally, not a furry. And to be honest no judgement if that's your thing. Everyone has their own kinks. Everyone should be allowed to like what they like as long as it's all consenting and legal.
But anyway it gets to my point of this next video
"Addicted To Horse Cock And Horse Cum"
So like this was a video I took pretty early on in my career. It's just a roleplay deepthroat video. But as soon as I made this man I got a lot of people BEGGING me to do it with a real horse. I honestly hated the messages I got. So I never did anything similar again. I kinda talked about it the last time I shilled this. Everything from begging me to do it with a real one to sending me videos of actual stuff like that. It was honestly pretty traumatizing. To put it into perspective the messages that called me a whore and a "gross fucking furry" were better than the other ones.
So yeah since then I never took a custom similar to this but I probably will as I do get asked OFTEN for customs in a similar vein.
But even though I mentioned how much I disliked the messages people STILL messaged me about it. But you know as I go further and longer in porn the messages kinda roll right off now. They don't bother me as much.
As I stated if this is your thing than ya know - enjoy it. Don't be doing things to unconsenting parties but if you like the roleplay than cool. I'm glad you found what you like.
So anyway that's my rant in hopes of avoiding it a third time. It is an older video and a re-shill so keep that in mind.
Alright time for that second shill for Tender Tuesday.
"Being A Little Slut During Our Honeymoon"
Right before I started getting ULTRA SRS about my porn and making thumbnails and stuff I did a set of videos and pictures at a SWANKY hotel room.
I picked this one cause while it's still kinda sweet it also has sluttiness into it. It's a little bit of everything and heavy on the roleplay/dirty talk. Like if those are your things than this is it my dude. You found it. You got to the treasure. You found the X. You did it.
The video itself isn't super duper old but old enough.
You know if my current roleplay stuff is a-kin to contemporary Final Fantasy like Final Fantasy 15, this is like Final Fantasy 6. THE BEST FUCKING FINAL FANTASY. The one with Terra and Locke and Celes and crew. Final Fantasy can have some weird numbering between Japan and US but that one is the best one by far. Who is a better bad guy than Kefka? Fucking no one. FF6 best Final Fantasy. Period. Chrono Trigger is the only competition in terms of old school jRPGs that even come close.
Right anyway besides the rant buy the video if you wanna etc etc MissPrincessKay holds no responsibility if you over wank your dick and break it etc etc legally binding your soul to my cause etc etc.
Alright y'all lets go for something like...
Tender Tuesday
My personal stuff that took me away set me back a bit so I'm gonna double shill today with the theme Tender Tuesday.
Now if yesterday was about action, then today is about story. This is the Final Fantasy. It's about story. The gameplay is there too of course but if you aren't in it for the story you ain't in it.
So here's my first one and a very, very old one. Like vintage Kay.
"Girlfriend Misses You For Valentines Day"
Now it's nowhere near Valentines but I thought it fit the criteria well. It's a video-call roleplay where we're separated for some reason and I leave this super awesome message for you.
So yeah. This is my first one today of two. Tomorrow we'll do "WTF Wednesday" or something and do some of the more hardcore/weird shit. Or we won't. I dunno. It 100% depends on how I feel that day.
Also it's an older, vintage video like I said so no title screen unfortunately.