Good afternoon y'all. I got called a millennial today. Som..
Good afternoon y'all. I got called a millennial today. Some motherfucking misgen'd me. So mad.
2021-08-07 17:19:51 +0000 UTC View Post
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Alright pumped for tomorrow lets go Lewis > Gane - I mean w..
Alright pumped for tomorrow lets go Lewis > Gane - I mean we all know Gane is the more technical fighter. Superior skilled and probably gonna be the evolution of the heavyweight division. He brings a whole different set of skills to the heavyweight division that no one has cracked yet. But Lewis by KO. Absolutely. Cause it's fucking Lewis. Aldo > Munhoz - Least confident here. Hoping Aldo shows some good form. Luque > Chiesa - Chiesa is boring. I hope Luque KOs him Fiziev > Green - Fiziev gonna throw some handssssss Ode > Kape - I know Kape was a hot RIZIN prospect who KO'd Asakura but holy fuck he's looked so boring and shitty in his UFC fights so far. Granted against Pantoja it was against a Top 5 and his last fight you could arguable say he won the decision but he's been boring. I just want him to lose after his showboating bullshit against Pantoja Johns > Dos Santos - Age catches up with everyone
2021-08-07 01:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostWell well well fancy seeing you here. Happy Friday and hope..
Well well well fancy seeing you here. Happy Friday and hopefully a great weekend to you all. Today I shall shill something I shilled before a long long time ago. "Hardcore Deepthroating, Anal, And Pussy Fucking" My original hardcore video and it was for a long time my longest video. Some of you definitely have it. I sold it for charity here a long time ago. But this time the charity is me. I am the charity. I'll probably do another charity thing closer to Christmas though cause I haven't done one in a while. But anyway this video was definitely my most hardcore back then and still something that people seem to enjoy. So feel free to grab it if you wanna and if you don't I understand you hate me it's cool. Other than that we got some GREAT fights this weekend. Looking forward to Fiziev, Lewis, and Luque especially.
2021-08-06 18:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Nooooooooooooo my friend got offered tickets through MGM for..
Nooooooooooooo my friend got offered tickets through MGM for UFC 266 and invited me to go with her but the timing would just suck both personally and financially so big sads. Very big sads.
2021-08-06 01:18:31 +0000 UTC View PostBRAND NEW BRAND NEW BRAND NEW YAYYYY Brand new clip featuri..
BRAND NEW BRAND NEW BRAND NEW YAYYYY Brand new clip featuring the bigger Rex dildo. Fairly simple and straight forward clip. It's like a condensed deepthroat video. A bit of deepthroat, a bit of dirty talk, and one big overflowing throatpie. What more could you want? No fluff and stuff.
2021-08-05 21:36:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a bit tired so no elaborate story here. Just know that i..
I'm a bit tired so no elaborate story here. Just know that it's a lot of deepthroat. And you're probably here cause you like that. So buy it. Unfortunately I got heckin' bills coming soon cause of life so I'mma get back on the shill train soon. Secondly raffle winners are being picked and messaged so stay tuned if you entered and hawk that inbox. After 16 hours I message the next person and you gotta just choose from what's left.
2021-08-04 20:36:54 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning yes I know it's not morning but I am late so it..
Good morning yes I know it's not morning but I am late so it's morning now. Also the amount of people who weren't aware of the Harry Potter reference in my last shill is astonishingly high. I mean I don't think it was particularly good but it wasn't subtle either. Also Poison Ivy vibes eh
2021-08-04 20:31:42 +0000 UTC View PostTo All Order of the Phoedicks You are hereby summoned at on..
To All Order of the Phoedicks You are hereby summoned at once. Kay has gone missing and we need all hands on deck to find her. Last we heard she was going to confront He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Fucked in an effort to vanquish the Dark Incel once and for all. She has stolen the Chance Wand and intends to use it against Him. Please report to 12inch Grimdildo Place as soon as possible. We've only been one left one clue to her whereabout and that's the last tape she made. Please view the enclosed video on your way to the meeting as we will be looking to hints for her location in the video. "All About The Throatpie Ft. Deepthroat" (Reshill)
2021-08-03 21:09:30 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning man I slept like absolute SHITTTTT
Good morning man I slept like absolute SHITTTTT
2021-08-03 16:24:34 +0000 UTC View PostHello my little Kaypervs. Welcome to a new week and a new m..
Hello my little Kaypervs. Welcome to a new week and a new month. The raffle is now over. I shall be drawing prizes start tomorrow so hawk your inboxes. I'll announce when they're all said and done. And there's a video to do be done for every raffle ticket holder as well so watch for that too. For now we rely on re-shilling something. "Intense Bad Dragon Anal Training To Gape" Yes folks it's this one again. You know it. You love it. It's ass focused. It's big dick focused. And it's back on the menu, bois. Lets make a story with this one. You know how you heard the tale of King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone? What they don't tell you is how that sword got in there. Well they actually do but this is the real story. Long ago in the Kingdom of Camelot there was an insatiable anal slut by the name of Kay. You'd never know it from seeing her day to day but in the privacy of her straw hut house thingy she would plunge things deep within her rectal crevice. Nothing could be big enough to satisfy her. She kept going bigger and bigger. She wanted anything and everything to pork her bottom. But soon the hunger consumed her. It started getting....weird. One day she heard about a legendary sword that was meant for kings. Excalibur was a great two-handed sword with a large hilt. As soon as she heard of the sword, she knew she had to put it up her butt. In the dark of night she snuck into the wizard Merlin's sanctuary and stole the sword. Merlin, ever vigilant, chased after her. Try as she might, she couldn't get very far with the humongous sword and Merlin would soon be upon her. Only left with desperation and insatiable anal thirst she jumped off her horse, stripped naked, and plunged Excalibur deep into her. Merlin, a prude and a very vanilla person, was shocked by what he saw. Her moans started to grate on his nerves as her butt was absolutely tarnishing the sword he guarded for so long waiting for the king to come and reclaim it. He decided he would turn her into stone because he did not have the courage to remove the sword himself from her ass. So he used his magic to turn her into stone and would only let the future King remove the sword from the stone. And that's the real story they don't tell you of how the sword got into the stone. And this video is kinda like the work up to it. Kinda. Not really. But it's a fun story.
2021-08-02 21:49:04 +0000 UTC View PostGOOD MORNING AND HELLO. This is the last call for raffle waf..
GOOD MORNING AND HELLO. This is the last call for raffle waffle tickets. I'll add a couple more things to the list after it's over. I'll close it at like 12pm my time so like an hour from now. Afterward I'll get it all ready and draw names tomorrow and contact the peoples who've won and remove prizes that they choose off the list. Gonna be like 24 hours to respond. You won't lose your win but you'll lose your place meaning someone might pick the thing you wanted so don't dawdle. Anyway that's it. Much love <3
2021-08-02 15:53:38 +0000 UTC View PostGood afternoon. I overslept but I did go to sleep pretty lat..
Good afternoon. I overslept but I did go to sleep pretty late yesterday. I forgot to say that the raffle was closing today last night so we'll close it tomorrow as soon as I wake up so this is your last call~
2021-08-01 18:25:58 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not sure which fight y'all plan on watching (I'll probab..
I'm not sure which fight y'all plan on watching (I'll probably pick certain UFC fights to watch but mostly looking forward to the top Bellator fight tonight) but either way before you see men and women beat on each other you should probably beat your meat. It's always awkward to get a chubby whilst two men grapple it out in the clinch. So alleviate yourself and avoid the awkward all together by getting this shill! A popular title we shall re-shill "All About The Deepthroat Ft. Throatpie" A classic in the Kay Universe. We see our heroine deepthroating a crap load of ridiculously large dildos with her probably-should-do-them-again space buns. But that's not all! We have special guess Throatpie appearing as well. Very much deepthroat oriented. Sneak peek titties too. But mostly throat. You'll get a lot of man-titty during the fights so don't be sad you'll see some soon enough. Otherwise I doubt you'll see deepthroating unless some horrendous accident happens and some guy gets punched in the mouth wrong. Kinda like how Usman did Colby. Colby basically throated that arm so hard he broke his jaw. But if it was me? I'd have done the first ever MMA reverse throat submission. That's where they tap out cause they're just absolutely afraid they'll lose their arm down my throat even though they think it'd knock me out. Anyway I typed enough good luck have fun and remember this UFC card kinda sucks.
2021-07-31 22:08:40 +0000 UTC View PostWow the UFC card just keeps losing fights. Yahya fight is of..
Wow the UFC card just keeps losing fights. Yahya fight is off now. Bellator on the menu tonight bois
2021-07-31 19:32:43 +0000 UTC View PostAlright here we gooooooooo "Double Tentacle Deepthroat And ..
Alright here we gooooooooo "Double Tentacle Deepthroat And Fuck" Lets be serious here. If Aliens do ever invade the world it's like universally agreed on by Hollywood they'll likely have tentacles. And who the fuck would you want protecting you from tentacles? Some Army man with a gun? You know how skinny tentacles are? How easily they can be maneuvered? And more so they might grow back for all we know. No in the event of a tentacle Alien invasion you want the one person you know who can handle tentacles and that's me. MissPrincessKay. My mouth is much larger than a bullet and has more chance of intercepting the tentacle than a bullet. It can't grow back if I chomp the motherfucker down. And lastly if you're gonna die to Alien invasions you may as well fap anyway. That's the theme of this video. It's me showing off my skills against the future tentacled Alien creature rulers of Earth. It's a show of how amazing my tentacle stopping abilities are and my advertisement reel as to why you should hire me to protect you. I'm in high demand so put your deposits in early or when they come you may be getting tentacle probe fucked to death. You've been warned.
2021-07-30 21:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright folks. Here's some OLD videos. Like OLD OLD. Like vi..
Alright folks. Here's some OLD videos. Like OLD OLD. Like vintage classic VHS old. Like before unskippable CD player technology old. Of course I'm exaggerating but these are some of the very first videos I ever did. I don't think I actually shilled one of these. But this will be a two pack. "Misty Fucks A Wild Rapidash" and "Pale Skin Blue Eyed Blonde Fuck Toy" Old videos. I think I was 19 so it's like a few years old. That's like 50 years old in porn time. You'd be seeing these played on the equivalent of the pornographic version of Turner Classic Movies. Now lets talk about the first one. It features PHENOMINAL acting. Like grade A, top notch, undistinguishable from the person I'm acting as acting. It's immersive and amazing and it's also old school Pokemon. Now look. I know Misty is a water-type trainer but I didn't have a fucking Staryu dick. I had a Bad Dragon Chance dick. So Rapidash we did. Misty attempts to catch Rapidash and accidently confuses her vagina for a pokeball. This isn't the actual synopsis I don't actually remember it but it's pretty close. The second one is more straight-forward porn. I remember when it was ordered waaaayy back when. Someone mentioned they loved my pale skin and blue eyes and so they wanted something like this. Much more straight forward, fairly long, and it shows off my old super groolynes. I still get that grooly but I don't really get customs for it anymore. These were the days before everyone wanted me to gobble superdongs and wanted my panties instead. Anyway it's a cheaper two-pack cause I need dem sales cause being busy with the personal stuff has made things slow. But don't worry I am here now and ready to fill your inbox with tons and tons of random porn. No thumbnails. These are just too old for them.
2021-07-29 18:01:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright crazy life at the moment but it's time for things to..
Alright crazy life at the moment but it's time for things to slow down. At least til September. But for now we chillin'. I'm back. I'll get back to people who need to be gotten back to. Most of the messages are ones I ignore anyway. For now lets do a real, proper shill. Re-shilling this old video "Daddy's Girl Throatpies And Swallows Cum" Not too old but still ripe enough for shilling at a discount. We hit the fucking trifecta here. Dirty talking, deepthroating, and throatpieing. It's everything I'm known for minus the dirty talking I don't really get people specifically coming to me for that but yeah the other two I'm known for ya know? It's big dildos in a small throat. Well it looks small. It's like the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside. *slaps throat* This baby can hold so much dick and cum in it So we're gonna put this out today for everyone. I'm gonna be doing more clips for some more variety between releases and cause some people enjoy the shorter vidyas. But I'm not a content machine so I do gotta do these re-shills still. Anyway besides that it's getting to the hottest part of the year for me and I just hope the Sun explodes. That is all.
2021-07-28 21:59:33 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I shall be more active this afternoon and be a..
Good morning! I shall be more active this afternoon and be able to reply to some of the messages I received. Lots of inquiries and stuff and I'll get to ya ASAP.
2021-07-28 15:52:39 +0000 UTC View PostAlright this is really early but for good reason. I've been ..
Alright this is really early but for good reason. I've been a busy bee this week with some stuff IRL so I just wanna get this out there and be ahead. It's brand new though! "Girlfriend Sucks And Fucks When Bored" Basically it's a fairly chill GFE-vibed video. It's a boring day so we spice it up, ya know? It features my amazing acting skills that almost won a Cummy Award. It has deepthroat as well as riding in reverse cowgirl with a creampie finish for that sticky and gooey ending. Oh yeah and I make a specific attempt to show my feet a bit. Do with that what you will. My personal stuff likely lasts til tomorrow so I'll be more active and around Thursday to get to some messages and stuff. Life just keeps on rollin'
2021-07-27 15:42:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morninnnnggggggg Can I ask y'all to do me a favor? Hel..
Good morninnnnggggggg Can I ask y'all to do me a favor? Help support one of my friends. Subscribe to her YouTube it's free and easy and I will appreciate you and if it gets a meaningful amount I'll put up some extra stuffs as celebration here for freesies. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT30tjzxHaGmcZHnumpR0cQ <3 <3 <3
2021-07-26 16:51:36 +0000 UTC View PostI was very busy today so here's this the thumbnail explains ..
I was very busy today so here's this the thumbnail explains it better than I can
2021-07-26 03:49:45 +0000 UTC View PostJust wanted to say hope everyone is doing good. Delta varian..
Just wanted to say hope everyone is doing good. Delta variant is some scary stuff and things kinda suck right now but hopefully things will get better. Hope everyone has some fun and laughter in their life and over all just having a good time.
2021-07-25 16:13:59 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning my little baby birds
Good morning my little baby birds
2021-07-25 16:09:02 +0000 UTC View PostAlright just a quick new clip to put out real quick. Busy we..
Alright just a quick new clip to put out real quick. Busy weekend. It's a short anal clip involving my Bad Dragon Rex. Short and sweet and all about the anals. A lil late but Heinisch, Yanez, Kyler, and Sandhagen lets goooooooo
2021-07-24 22:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
