Bread or something lol
Bread or something lol
2024-07-31 12:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hello, I just thought I'd just stop by and serve you're even..
Hello, I just thought I'd just stop by and serve you're evening some muscle mommy.
I'm actually not sure if I'm considered a muscle mommy yet. The goal is to appear normal then flex and *BAM* Psych, you thought! I'm actually yolked.
You know what I mean lol.
When's the last time you stretched?
When's the last time you stretched?
2024-07-30 00:52:47 +0000 UTC View PostGood Day M'lords, I PRESENT TO YOU: Something different lol...
Good Day M'lords,
I PRESENT TO YOU: Something different lol.
A video of me fixing drift on my PS5 controller lol.
Please do tell me your thots.
VIP page about to get a content dump.
New accidental squirty wares coming soon m'lords 🫡
New accidental squirty wares coming soon m'lords 🫡
2024-07-25 23:27:11 +0000 UTC View PostTrying a shibari hip harness 🥰 The last couple seconds are a..
Trying a shibari hip harness 🥰
The last couple seconds are an accidental recording that i obviously just had to include lol.
Good morrow m'lords (when I say m'lords I mean that in a uni..
Good morrow m'lords (when I say m'lords I mean that in a unisex kind of way btw)
After a loonggggg weekend and 1 day of recovery, I am here to tell you that the PPV rerecord will be sent out either later today or tomorrow.
I WILL PRESENT YOU WITH MY SPICY WARES I SWEAR IT!!
Anyways, have a nice day :]
HELLOOOOO! How is everyone doing!? My apologies m'lord and l..
HELLOOOOO! How is everyone doing!? My apologies m'lord and ladies for a little MIA time. I have been so busy and still haven't solved my housing stuff. So much stress lol. I did however make a bunch of new content and videos in that time, I just have not had a single chance to edit or post anything. VIP page will have lots of new videos very soon and I'll probably be spamming content so just FYI lol.
(Side note: I discovered that this lingerie doesn't fit me anymore RIP)
(Additional side note: VIP page has a deal to sub for the month of July)
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Good day m'lord and ladies! Hope you all had a nice holiday ..
Good day m'lord and ladies! Hope you all had a nice holiday or regular day for my non-Americans. I've been real busy lately and still haven't found a place to live so my posts on here may be a little sporadic in comparison to my vip page for a bit. Once I get everything settled I'll be posting more again :] You are lovely, now go drink some water.
2024-07-06 20:54:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morrow m'lord. Lemme just drop these here
Good morrow m'lord. Lemme just drop these here
2024-07-03 20:40:14 +0000 UTC View PostAlright vip page is gonna be 35% off all of July :] https:/..
Alright vip page is gonna be 35% off all of July :]
https://onlyfans.com/alexapond
Good Morrow m'lords! Behold, old photos from before the gym ..
Good Morrow m'lords!
Behold, old photos from before the gym gains started hitting. :P
Now excuse me while I convince myself that I don't want purple hair again.
Wait, also! I still haven't found a place to live, but I did find 1 possibility. I'll be sending out more ppvs this month and doing more sub deals on my VIP page and here to help with the cost of moving and what not :P
I should probably post this here too lol. Hellooo everyone! ..
I should probably post this here too lol.
Hellooo everyone! An update!
Yesterday I found out that I'm probably going to have to move. So within a month I have to find a new place and move apartments.
Anyways, that's all to say that I'll do my best to post later today but I might not have time because I'm touring places today.
Also, you will most likely see an influx for ppvs and some deals because moving is kinda pricey lol (*puts "lol" but is also sobbing).
Have a nice day! Drink some water, maybe go outside a little. :]
Oh, also! I did switch this account to allow untipped messag..
Oh, also! I did switch this account to allow untipped messages. I make no promises on the speediness of my reply because I'm still catching up on my vip account mail but now you have this information :]
2024-06-24 20:23:23 +0000 UTC View PostGoth Kobeni butt in fishnets 🥰
Goth Kobeni butt in fishnets 🥰
2024-06-24 19:32:09 +0000 UTC View PostGood morrow, I have a fingering/glass dildo video that goes ..
Good morrow, I have a fingering/glass dildo video that goes with the ppv I sent out so, running a poll to kinda gauge interest because it didn’t seem like people were interested the ppv set. Do I blow your inboxes up or do I wait to send another time?🤔 Anyways, thots? Comments? Content you’d like to see from me?
2024-06-22 16:28:27 +0000 UTC View PostOK the learning experience continued. Unlock for tiddies.
OK the learning experience continued.
Unlock for tiddies.
Good Morrow M'lords! (VIP page got this earlier today, I'm s..
Good Morrow M'lords! (VIP page got this earlier today, I'm still working on how to post to both. It's a learning experience)
Usually I'd post this spread out over a couple days but I'm just gonna photo dump for you before your weekend. I'll try sending out the extra spicy part of this set thru DMs here I think. <(￣︶￣)>
Unlock for tiddies :P (*UPDATE* Will be posted separately as a test)
Wait wait, so I've been updated with information! Do most of..
Wait wait, so I've been updated with information! Do most of you guys have locked posts hidden? I've been posting sets with most of the images unlocked and a few locked. Should I change up how I'm posting those lol?
Like post the free images and then another post with the locked images??
I also now understand why there's no likes or comments.
This is why this is a learning experience lmao
Halp lol
Good day! I've had a few people ask about feet content, whic..
Good day! I've had a few people ask about feet content, which I don't have a lot of but I do have some :] So I'm just gonna post it here for those who wanted it :P
2024-06-21 17:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostExcuse me while I try and convince myself that I don't want ..
Excuse me while I try and convince myself that I don't want white hair again.
Also I'm trying to set these up so all the photos are posted and just a few are locked. I'm not 100% sure if I'm doing it right so if some kind soul could comment and let me know if it works that would be lovely :]
(also unlock for tiddies)
I guess I'll post this one too. This was the first explicit ..
I guess I'll post this one too. This was the first explicit video I made after quite a while of not making any videos so expect amateur hour lol. It's about 4:40 and was filmed on my phone so it's not super HD but I still hope you enjoy it. (Also, the vibrator I use is really "flashy" so I suppose this is a little light strobing warning lol).
2024-06-18 22:08:46 +0000 UTC View PostCumshots PPV. It's 27 images and mainly tiddies (my tiddies)..
Cumshots PPV. It's 27 images and mainly tiddies (my tiddies) with cum (not my cum lol) on them. ENJOY ヽ(￣～￣ )ノ
(previously sent out to vip page just fyi)
POV: Your head is about to be crushed between my thighs
POV: Your head is about to be crushed between my thighs
2024-06-18 19:59:49 +0000 UTC View Post
